TRUMP GOT COVID

f/ Yes, they could give his last doses of IV remdesivir in WH, but still risky to discharge. In RECOVERY trial (which proved value of dexamethasone), mortality rate in TREATMENT group for pts requiring O2 was 23.3% (vs. 26.2% in usual care). A nearly 1-in-4 risk of death. (6/8)

— Bob Wachter (@Bob_Wachter) October 4, 2020

Remdesivir, Regeneron, Famotidine, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
Cocaine

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Got to roll me
Got to roll me (yeah)
Got to roll me (Keep on rolling)
Got to roll me (Keep on rolling)
Got to roll me (Keep on rolling)
Got to roll me
Call me the tumblin' dice

to be clear claudia conway lives in a rich family and she's going to live an extremely privileged existence just like any other rich and well-connected white girl.

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Sunday, October 4, 2020 3:44 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

but YaSsS qWeEeN totally haha

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map)

This is a weirdly aggressive response.

Like sure, most people have it worse, and it might be nice to be rich and connected, but I wouldn't want to live in that fucking household.

just a few weeks ago she was talking emancipation, I don't think it's a guarantee she's getting any of that blood money.

This is a weirdly aggressive response.

Like sure, most people have it worse, and it might be nice to be rich and connected, but I wouldn't want to live in that fucking household.

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, October 4, 2020 10:06 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

"truly cursed" and "emancipation" are absurd descriptors, so sorry not sorry

Didn't she literally say something about wanting legal emancipation? Isn't that what caused her mom to resign?

anyway, who cares about any of them.

So has Trump put himself in charge of which medication is administered? I can well imagine him thinking he knows better than the doctors, and then demanding everything in their medicine cabinet whether it's a good idea or not.

eh ok sorry moodles it was weirdly aggressive

So the Dude is definitely grabbing people’s collars screaming “I don’t wanna die take Melania instead”.

― Boring, Maryland, Sunday, October 4, 2020 3:02 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

When i was describing to my partner the other day how i specifically wanted him to suffer i described him as being incapable of moving beyond the bargaining phase of grief because that's all he knows. this speaks to me, is what i'm saying

this is so weird

WATCH: Trump briefly leaves hospital to greet supporters pic.twitter.com/LxstB0CvCM

— BNO Newsroom (@BNODesk) October 4, 2020

He should do that more often, pop out of the car, take a couple laps.

good lord this whole spectacle is most dear leadery bullshit of all the dear leadery bullshit he's pulled thus far

https://media2.giphy.com/media/xT9IgKug1vxlyw4KEU/giphy.gif

That Presidential SUV is not only bulletproof, but hermetically sealed against chemical attack. The risk of COVID19 transmission inside is as high as it gets outside of medical procedures. The irresponsibility is astounding. My thoughts are with the Secret Service forced to play.

— Dr. James P. Phillips, MD (@DrPhillipsMD) October 4, 2020

antifa trump continuing his brave war against cops

I don’t really know what this means but that doc is an attending physician at Walter Reed.

secret double-agent decker trump, our man on the inside

Because futures start trading at 6pm East Coast time. https://t.co/ymuM8szaSt

— Kai Ryssdal (@kairyssdal) October 4, 2020

I don’t really know what this means but that doc is an attending physician at Walter Reed.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, October 4, 2020 5:52 PM (twelve seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

it means all the loose covid particles floating around in the SUV are protected from snipers

We love the USA and we love what’s happening.

jfc of course it's market related, thanks caek

why must he insist on not dying

Just straight up trying to get the Secret Service killed for a photo op is so on brand

Futures are up!

he has gone months without making as many "public appearances" as he's done in the last three days

Um, it means the circulation is kind of probably not that great.

best way to convince us all he's well would be to sit there tweeting about whatever's on fox all day.

Like it would be in a space capsule. It can get pretty funky in the latter, or so I have heard.

“That’s your make a wish? Ride around the block in a big car? I mean. We can do it I guess.”

— Ben Acker (@bnacker) October 4, 2020

AG Bill Barr is now self quarantining

— yasminvossoughian (@yasminv) October 4, 2020

maybe he can just stay like that

Of the many, MANY buildings in the DC area that were clearly designed to look like a penis, Walter Reed* is one of the most penile.

In recent photo ops this is enhanced by the crowd of white-coated figures, which makes them look linda like sperm cells.

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(* Formerly Bethesda Naval. To me, "Walter Reed" connotes a completely different building off Reservoir Road, but hey)

https://www.kaaltv.com/apimages/apbd05d829c1be4064b64245a41e1969dd.jpg

well, if this moron pulled this stunt today I guess that means he's not going home tomorrow.

Remdesivir, Regeneron, Famotidine, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
Cocaine

― henry s, Sunday, October 4, 2020 4:01 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Just wanted to acknowledge the QOTSA reference made me giggle

I'll see you your Walter Reed Medical Center and raise you one Williamsburg Savings Bank.

https://live.staticflickr.com/3157/4594644304_4ca68f99e5_k.jpgWilliamsburgh Savings Bank Tower by Scott Beale, on Flickr

God, I despise Jason Miller. He's on CNN trying to pedal a road-to-Damascus conversion by Trump...sort of; he alternates between that and asserting that they've always taken COVID seriously.

before asking a few secret service dudes to join him on a death-ride, trump put out another video. in that video, he closed with these important thoughts:

“I learned a lot about covid. I learned it by really going to school. This is the real school. This isn’t the ‘let’s read the book’ school. And I get it, and I understand it. And it’s a very interesting thing, and I’m going to be letting you know about it.”

Lol i hope your dick falls off you fucking fraud

A version of what Miller was saying, so expect a lot of that if he recovers: "I've had the virus, so I understand it. I understand it in a way that Healthy--I mean, Sleepy Joe Biden never could."

It'll basically be a mirror of his you-have-to-be-corrupt-yourself to fix it strategy from 2016. I'm pretty sure the laughability of this will be transparent to most.

Reminds me of Boris’s Thursday night appearance to clap for the NHS four days after confirming he had it. Three days later he’s in ICU.

See if Trump was tanking the election and highly likely to be voted out in a few weeks... why are the markets so volatile to his illness? If he gets sick/dies does the market expect Pence to suddenly reverse a bunch of deals and tariffs

the stock market is responsive to very stupid and pointless things imo

“I learned a lot about covid. I learned it by really going to school. This is the real school. This isn’t the ‘let’s read the book’ school. And I get it, and I understand it."

That's called experience, you dipshit

sorry for putting this on your timeline but :09 the audio very obviously jumps and :48 the morph edit is obvious. I need to go outside now lol https://t.co/NWuJAPChE3

— bob of ganoush (@rachelmillman) October 4, 2020

Gotta love what's happening