wow
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Saturday, 3 October 2020 23:26 (five years ago)
(this thread was way cooler w/o the qualifying terms exegeses, just letting the accursedness flow)
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 3 October 2020 23:26 (five years ago)
slow burn, goes deep
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Saturday, 3 October 2020 23:27 (five years ago)
I think I found my 2020 Christmas card
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 3 October 2020 23:30 (five years ago)
classic cat-based cursed xmas card imagehttp://petslady.com/sites/default/files/inline-images/santa-paws-2.jpg
― 好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 3 October 2020 23:38 (five years ago)
nope? maybe as a link?http://petslady.com/sites/default/files/inline-images/santa-paws-2.jpg
i like to think that, rather than eating it, the female half of that couple is regurgitating her corn dog whole
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 4 October 2020 00:24 (five years ago)
^ kinda cursed but mostly lol
santa cats works for me btw
― erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Sunday, 4 October 2020 00:29 (five years ago)
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mysUwYOTNIo/XafclOPUEHI/AAAAAAACGsE/0qKHgaHJ5ZAtxeGdCpU19SYG8uzUafyIQCLcBGAsYHQ/s640/halloween-costumes-1950s-1960s-16.jpeg
― Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Sunday, 4 October 2020 00:40 (five years ago)
3rd world forcefield
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 4 October 2020 01:08 (five years ago)
noise bros be like I know a spot then take you here pic.twitter.com/l0dtjZNtZa— jetski (@jetski0) June 28, 2020
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 4 October 2020 04:34 (five years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAZiUYql2oE
― idkwtf (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 October 2020 04:40 (five years ago)
might be too dirty for Branwell, even xp
― rip van wanko, Sunday, 4 October 2020 05:54 (five years ago)
https://scontent.fman1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/121538101_3709908312355443_5490916567311240990_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=qGQIXm85t1EAX9y175O&_nc_ht=scontent.fman1-1.fna&oh=595cb00237246563096a7579d9302607&oe=5FAAA02E
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 12 October 2020 14:05 (five years ago)
maybe the wrong thread but it was the one that i thought of when i saw it
I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice. pic.twitter.com/20oSin7VYt— I.Share (@IAMNERDIShare) October 7, 2020
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 01:35 (five years ago)
https://i.redd.it/yt2tfbejzon21.jpg
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 October 2020 14:02 (five years ago)
good one; can't imagine the context.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 17 October 2020 15:13 (five years ago)
i mean i can but i can't exactly imagine all the various things that had to happen for that to occuror rather i can but i don't want to
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 17 October 2020 15:15 (five years ago)
I imagine the context is a child dyingxp well yes that
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Saturday, 17 October 2020 15:15 (five years ago)
I dunno, looks like a full-size coffin to me.
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 October 2020 15:52 (five years ago)
RIP Boss Baby
― Neil S, Saturday, 17 October 2020 16:53 (five years ago)
full-size coffin yes but maybe all the babies are laid in it crosswise
― mark s, Saturday, 17 October 2020 16:56 (five years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElKmgapXEAE46QZ?format=jpg&name=900x900
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 26 October 2020 00:52 (five years ago)
Begging for distance markers on the floor...
― Sanpaku, Monday, 26 October 2020 02:38 (five years ago)
are you really willing to risk burning alive for this poo
― rip van wanko, Monday, 26 October 2020 03:03 (five years ago)
I hold the rare opinion that Pinterest is good not bad and that it's all about how you use it. Case in point being my entire sub-board consisting of hundreds of cursed toilet-related images.
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 October 2020 04:16 (five years ago)
i love how your only hope to survive a fire trapped at the end of a comically long and narrow hall is oxygen deprivation, but that little window solves that problem for you
― rip van wanko, Monday, 26 October 2020 04:20 (five years ago)
Designed by Mark Z Danielewski.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 10:52 (five years ago)
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41LIOcFYb9L._AC_.jpg
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 30 October 2020 21:25 (five years ago)
i feel like my dorito-licking experience is the anti-matter of that cheesepuff and the powder protectors.
once every four or five years i repeat this gross story, but i used to lick off all the cheese on doritos, on both sides, and then stack up the dried carcasses of doritos in a plate. i'd stack them up dozens high, or however many doritos come in a small bag. this is all in a cafeteria in high school, btw. anyways, i'd stack up the dried out, cheeseless, doritos, then at the end of lunch, i'd crunch down on the entire gross dorito tower at the same time. they were so hollowed out that it would all squish down to one really gross, mouth-sized thing.
anyway, my cheeseless, soul-less doritos were the antimatter of that fresh cheesepuff above. and the way i treated those doritos - seeking only to extract the precious cheese powders, before obliterating the remains as a matter of showbiz - is the antimatter of using plastic to keep the cheesepowder away from the body
― just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Friday, 30 October 2020 23:58 (five years ago)
if stephen king ever runs out of ideas, you've got a doozy to pitch him
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 31 October 2020 00:43 (five years ago)
The Withdrawing of the Cheese
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Saturday, 31 October 2020 01:38 (five years ago)
km that is horrifying
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 31 October 2020 02:27 (five years ago)
also I briefly misread that this is something you do every 4 or 5 years
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 31 October 2020 02:28 (five years ago)
at the stroke of midnight
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 31 October 2020 02:45 (five years ago)
what's amazing is at the time, i was also really struggling in the whole "relationship scene" and was always wondering why because i was a Nice Guy
― just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Saturday, 31 October 2020 03:09 (five years ago)
If only you could go back warn your younger self that it’s only the disgusting soggy dorito sandwiches preventing him from getting any
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 31 October 2020 03:13 (five years ago)
if i appeared to myself, then, i have no doubt that i would not believe myself
― just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Saturday, 31 October 2020 03:41 (five years ago)
How could the random, middle-aged man who just walked in off the street, marched up to his cafeteria table and pulled the gluey Dorito bolus from inside his mouth be anyone but Future Self?
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 31 October 2020 03:54 (five years ago)
what did you do with the resultant paste?
― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 31 October 2020 04:23 (five years ago)
is this cursed?
Wtf is going on here? pic.twitter.com/bHi5NRppcy— Tim Hendricks (@Saltwatertattoo) November 5, 2020
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:31 (five years ago)
most certainly
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:58 (five years ago)
every bit as upsetting
jesus christ, this is from the same people that made this pic.twitter.com/mCXnLTPBdv— smiledoger (@smiledoger) November 5, 2020
I've watched these on repeat and still cannot truly answer wtf is going on
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:05 (five years ago)
wtf
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:06 (five years ago)
Based on the rapid decay of the simulation of late, I assume that these are just mundane dispatches from our near future.
― Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:08 (five years ago)
every bit as upsetting🐦[jesus christ, this is from the same people that made this pic.twitter.com/mCXnLTPBdv🕸— smiledoger (@smiledoger) November 5, 2020🕸]🐦I've watched these on repeat and still cannot truly answer wtf is going on
― Ape Hole Road (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:10 (five years ago)
the commonalities (crustaceans, knock-off nikes, sock stands, white colloids) are just vexing
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:17 (five years ago)
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2019-11/11/22/asset/f5acba8d2816/anigif_sub-buzz-1108-1573510965-1_preview.gif?output-quality=auto&output-format=auto&downsize=360:*
― Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:20 (five years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuzqFQAE1As
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:21 (five years ago)
lol OL
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:36 (five years ago)