TRUMP GOT COVID

My guess is he knew for days and had no intention of disclosing any positive test or protecting anyone else until he became symptomatic and shat himself.

Ok in more important news I am singing "Trump got the 'vid" to the tune of "We Got the Funk."

There's a whole lot of virus going round...

My guess is he knew for days and had no intention of disclosing any positive test or protecting anyone else until he became symptomatic and shat himself.

― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Saturday, October 3, 2020 3:36 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

seems most likely

https://i.redd.it/97wmso3a8vy41.png

Conversations w Republicans close to WH over last 12 hours indicate it’s been far more dire than WH has said. Before being taken to Walter Reed, Trump kept asking aides, “Am I going out like Stan Chera? Am I?” (Chera was Trump’s NYC friend who died of Covid in April)

— Gabriel Sherman (@gabrielsherman) October 3, 2020

yes sweetheart you are

Que chera chera

genuine lol

Actually kinda funny that “what happens to the country now that the President is in the hospital with a potentially fatal disease?” has crossed the mind of everyone but the President himself

I took the soundtrack from Chernobyl's "Bridge of Death" scene and placed it into the shots from last weekend's Rose Garden superspreader event.

(Felt fitting since both instances are about people blissfully unaware of the disease they're exposing themselves to.) pic.twitter.com/OWWmzXjRYr

— John Hilsen (@JohnHilsen) October 3, 2020

Trolling us.

I don’t want to be alarmist, but a GOP source just told me this: “Trump’s condition is serious. He can go either way. Despite all the meds and the presidential care, they could lose him within 3 to 4 days. They’re trying to make his condition look good to reassure his base.”

— Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 (@joncoopertweets) October 3, 2020

ya know, if he dies in the hospital, there really will be a core trump group that will always believe he was poisoned by the democrats, or at least the evil military (who trump was criticizing in his final days, the prophet!) provided poor healthcare at walter reed on purpose, as revenge.

Once again I am asking people to take Gabriel Sherman’s anonymous sources who always report the same breathless desperation with a grain of salt.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjbzhaOU4AE-f4X?format=jpg&name=medium

these people are unwell

let’s see what an actual doctor has to say about trump’s condition shall we

President @realDonaldTrump is fever-free, with normal heart, liver and kidney functions, walking around the Walter Reed Presidential Suite and working for you and me. #UNSTOPPABLE pic.twitter.com/iLcOPoUfKA

— Sebastian Gorka DrG (@SebGorka) October 3, 2020

phew!

If he comes out it's going to be a steady stream of "I never said you shouldn't take COVID seriously! What are you talking about?" and his hardcore 39% will agree that they, too, have never had anything less than the utmost concern and it will be like this never happened (for them).

Meantime.

#BREAKING: Chris Christie is in the hospital after testing positive for #COVID19. @DanaBashCNN reports he checked himself into hospital as a precautionary measure.

— Ana Cabrera (@AnaCabrera) October 3, 2020

Glad everyone is suddenly so cautious!

I think we ned to hear from Dr. Stella Immanuel. Just to rule out demon sperm as a possible complicating factor.

Funny that you say that!

She’s still hawking hydroxychloroquine as a miracle cure and trying to get people to buy it from her team. She’s also blaming Trump getting sick on him not constantly taking HCQ the entire time. https://t.co/pSAhL4gviJ pic.twitter.com/BtpI38Idju

— Alexander (@purplechrain) October 3, 2020

anyone heard from Rudy lately?

Gorka is the most amusing member of the Trump cinematic universe by far

haha yes. him and the one with the spray-on hair.

fever-free, with normal heart, liver and kidney functions

i know COVID-19 is a very weird disease, but boy this is a fascinating way to summarize the symptoms of someone with a respiratory illness.

He’s put out another video reassuring the millions who have got coronavirus or whatever you want to call it that he is fighting not just for himself but for them.

gotta say I'm really digging the rude Conway teen

https://www.vulture.com/2020/10/claudia-conway-posts-tiktok-about-kellyanne-conway-covid.html

“Update my mom has covid,” Claudia Conway wrote on one post. “im furious. Wear your masks. dont listen to our idiot fucking president piece of shit. protect yourself and those around you,” she posted on another.

HashtagTeamClaudia

Trump surviving this but Christie dying would be so in character

I liked reading this thread

With respect to COVID, race & class obviously stratify who is dying & how quickly, who has what kind of care, who is held up as "innocent" and who is held up as "facing the consequences of their own actions." So, we're all potentially exposed to it, but we're not all "the same."

— DREW DANIEL (@DDDrewDaniel) October 3, 2020

sorry, this was the first post in the thread

All this discussion of plagues, sympathy, and the ethical question of how and when to laugh at death is bringing me back to very vivid personal and painful memories from the height of the AIDS crisis. So, a thread here.

— DREW DANIEL (@DDDrewDaniel) October 3, 2020

fever-free, with normal heart, liver and kidney functions

Who else read this in the voice of Dr. Nik Riviera

Last line on the CNN story that goes along with Trump's video clip: "It's not clear when this video was recorded."

Thanks for posting that, Dan S.

NEWSDESK: POTUS oversized diaper is NOT "funny," or "Epic", and neither is the tiny stream of poop dribbling out of his beleaguered ass hole

— wint (@dril) October 4, 2020

Thanks for posting that, Dan. Drew otm per usual.

ZOOM: @realDonaldTrump appears to be signing his name to a blank sheet of paper in this photo. pic.twitter.com/xlNX24CXn4

— Andrew Feinberg (@AndrewFeinberg) October 4, 2020

The photos released by the WH tonight of the president working at Walter Reed were taken 10 minutes apart at 5:25:59 pm and 5:35:40 pm ET Saturday, according to the EXIF data embedded in both @AP wire postings that were shared by the White House this evening. pic.twitter.com/EzeqIkGdf7

— Jon Ostrower (@jonostrower) October 4, 2020

I don't think I've ever been so cripplingly, mindblastingly ill that I couldn't've propped my ravaged body up in a chair and held a pen for ten minutes.

also covid’s weird. you feel sort of okay for half the day then it gets you again. that’s why it’s nonsense for trump or his doctors to say “i’m doing better, i think!” or whatever

Him being a shithead liar who notoriously stages and makes up shit all the time means no one will take any pronouncements at face value. In this case, seems like the pictures were possibly taken close together, with a slight set and costume change, and possibly some photoshopping, like the addition of a folder. Even if everything were legit, if he was feeling okay you'd think they'd do a slightly better job then this weak Weekend at Bernie's shit.

Anyway, he's got real Troy McClure washed up actor vibes going on.

the weird part to me is seeing how narrow is shoulders really are and thus how colossal the shoulder-pads in his jackets must be

I don't understand what is at all weird about those pictures being taken ten minutes apart. Because he's not wearing his jacket in one?

It does feel like ppl are straining to find anomalies in what little info we have—which is esp. strange when you take into consideration that almost everything about this person is already anomalous.

It was staged to make it look like he’s been working all day as opposed to lying in bed recovering. Look at all the work he is doing, he even goes to a different room for some of his work- here he is signing important documents. Then he’s up and about, and goes to his folder-leafing table and here he is leafing through important folders. He’s been working so hard, he even took off his jacket so he could leaf more effectively through the folders. When the reality is that it took him 10 minutes to sign his name with a sharpie on a blank paper, get up, struggle out of his jacket, and shuffle to another room to sit down again for another photo. Then presumably it’s back to bed for the rest of the day like a normal sick person who doesn’t have to put on a pretend show.

that’s how they do it on tv, even for the news.

Frankly I’m surprised he is wearing pants.

It does feel like ppl are straining to find anomalies in what little info we have

otm

that’s how they do it on tv, even for the news.

also otm

the reveal in broadcast news shd have destroyed every TV station and every government across the world but no, the evil reign of the "noddy shot" merely broadened and deepened