"Will you shut up, man?" US Politics October 2020

xp why stop there though

Rick Scott claims he misspoke and is actually negative.

Per @mkraju Sen. Rick Scott is NEGATIVE for COVID-19. He misspoke in an interview this morning, per his office.

— Abby D. Phillip (@abbydphillip) October 3, 2020

remember the tax returns? that was this week

Rick Scott may be even more evil than Trump.

remember melania gimme a breakin kids in cages, no one does cause trump got covid like an hour later and they reported it as her not caring about christmas, anyway that was a couple days ago

positively negative

batboy got the Wuhan flu eh snap

looks like weve got a bad case of dem brain on our hands

― lag∞n, Saturday, October 3, 2020 10:54 AM bookmarkflaglink

Stfu joe

is this all a ruse to distract fro the tax returns.
I mean couldn't he take it all the way he's got so much to cover up.
Pretend to be dead for the next few years or soemthing.
we're rooting for that part of teh scam.

Or not cos it would mean he didn't go to jail but if he had to live out of the limelight would it be enough of a punishment for him?
Or does it depend on how society feels about what it takes to redress the balance.

we covered this already, he's really sick

being dead for the next 10 years for tax purposes?

Yea I'm sure Trump can just disappear into society, he has such generic features

well do know how much he ought to suffer, see how the other half has been forced to live. By him, like.

Well, well, and this isbefore COVID:

By overwhelming margins, voters in Pennsylvania and Florida were repelled by President Trump’s conduct in the first general election debate, according to New York Times/Siena College surveys, as Joseph R. Biden Jr. maintained a lead in the two largest battleground states.

Over all, Mr. Biden led by seven percentage points, 49 percent to 42 percent, among likely voters in Pennsylvania. He led by a similar margin, 47-42, among likely voters in Florida.

"“I was tested yesterday I think for the 6th time and I tested positive again"

he's one of those people who thinks that a positive is always a good thing, got it

he's a senator from florida

Does anyone else find it odd that no prominent Democrats have had the virus but the list of Republicans goes on and on?

— DeAnna Lorraine 🇺🇸 (@DeAnna4Congress) October 2, 2020

stevolende:

If you’re feeling like you’re crazy because you can’t figure out if this news is real or a ploy, it’s because we’ve been gaslit by this administration for 4 years. There’s nothing wrong with your judgment and reasoning skills. This is a result of abuse. #ThanksTherapy

— Jill Krause (@babyrabies) October 2, 2020

Ha yes, that's fair

YES

I just received word that I am positive for COVID-19. I want to thank all of my friends and colleagues who have reached out to ask how I was feeling in the last day or two. I will be receiving medical attention today and will keep the necessary folks apprised of my condition.

— Governor Christie (@GovChristie) October 3, 2020

You won't be happy unless Ron gets it somehow.

what a delight!

xxp this day just keeps getting better and it's only 8:43 AM!

These stupid motherfuckers. Christie was commentating live in studio on ABC the night of the debate.

and he already looked spooked yesterday morning on GMA.

Talk about comorbidities.

Like as a former fat person, I am very aware of not being a fatphobic asshole, but Christie looks like Violet Beauregarde when she chewed the special gum. But that's just the way he looks!

well I can't really put anything past t at any time.
has no sense of shame, though dunno if he would understand the concept of empathy which this being a ruse would rely on.
JUst thinking it would be hypothetically pretty 'kin great if he disappeared right now.
Hope taht wouldn't effect the way people vote to the negative.
Having a piece of malfeasance quite that putrid in a position of power is disturbing the rest of teh world.
Haven't heard anything about McConnell getting what he deserves either which is a shame, hope that's coming soon.

https://i.imgur.com/mWKNTF8.png

Man, we sure these mf-ers weren't dripping all over one another at some GOP orgy or something? Gives 'superspreader' a whole new meaning.

In the doctor press conference just now, Trump’s medical team said he’s been getting treatment since his diagnosis 72 hours ago

EVERYONE OUT YOUR MATH PANTS ON

what was the story on Chris Wray being Christie's sidekick during bridgegate.
I heard somebody extolling his goodness on some podcast over the last couple of days.
Hope there isn't a different true colour waiting to show

get well soon governor, hope all the bridges are open en route to your medical attention https://t.co/FVqB0eZXn4

— kilgore trout, acting president (@KT_So_It_Goes) October 3, 2020

I'm telling you, these assholes will all recover, then say, see, nbd, and not only that we are all now likely immune, unlike those vulnerable Democrats ...

can we not

not what?

do that kind of pessimistic speculation

focus on the Senate not being able to meet until after the election

josh is q

Wait, is it now being reported that Trump knew about his diagnosis earlier than they revealed, and still attended mask-free ceremonies?

I mean tbf if there’s anything I’ve taken away from this century is that bad ppl are virtually indestructible

JUST IN: A source familiar with the president's condition tells reporters:

“The president’s vitals over the last 24 hours were very concerning and the next 48 hours will be critical in terms of his care. We’re still not on a clear path to a full recovery.”

— Steven Portnoy (@stevenportnoy) October 3, 2020

xp for fuck's sake y'all. this is a glorious moment, just enjoy it.

THANK YOU

"Guys, Mussolini is a monster, but we must remember he is a human being..."

not bullet proof?

MATH PANTS ON

I guess the appropriate Nixon reference is "What did the President breathe, and when did he breathe it?"

place Hands To Heaven video here

Might be time for the Biden camp to rethink pulling those negative ads. https://t.co/CxdyXJAFfr

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) October 3, 2020

How are mainstream repubs spinning early Xmas so far? I haven’t kept up today.

by "mainstream" do you mean "those without covid"? because that number is shrinking.