"Will you shut up, man?" US Politics October 2020

i don't believe giuliani hasn't already had it several times already though. he looks like he licks doorknobs.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, October 2, 2020 11:15 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Rudy Giuliani Tests Positive For Slew Of Obscure Bat Diseases Unrelated To Covid-19 https://t.co/U4mzP9Mzko pic.twitter.com/qbezLwl7wg

— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 2, 2020

just so i've got this straight, according to trump he's doing pretty good

got it

Biden should not take his foot off the gas for long. As it was noted somewhere, the ad writes itself: how can Trump claim to have protected the country when he couldn't even protect himself?

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy more worthless piece of shit:

🚨🚨BREAKING … SEN. RON JOHNSON has Covid. 3rd Senate Republican to test positive

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) October 3, 2020

maybe he got it from the Russians.

Huh? Ron Johnson was supposedly self quarantining from September 15-29

He got it *after* that! What a dummy.

omg so goooooood

this discrepancy is because Omar is a scrapper who actually savors a fight with her evil foes and Biden is a wimp who respects the GOP

― the typo doer (Simon H.), Saturday, October 3, 2020 12:56 AM bookmarkflaglink

Can y'all literally not see the diff between a HOUSE OF REPS candidate being willing to throw arms, when you only have to win your district's vote, so you can piss the nation off but still win. Worst that happens is Ds lose one seat and probably keep the House.

Ffs, look at all of the pearl-clutching on the internet yesterday when people cheered on his death. Why would Biden say something that maybe destroys his lead?

Esp when they want to win decisively to avoid election disputes.

now taht the lord and master has it won't all the minions want it to prove loyalty and authenticity and fun things like that

It’s not about winning, man, it’s about pwning.

Xpost Lol they all get it in solidarity.

#HeavensGate2020

Xpost pwning to the oldies

Can y'all literally not see the diff between a HOUSE OF REPS candidate being willing to throw arms, when you only have to win your district's vote, so you can piss the nation off but still win. Worst that happens is Ds lose one seat and probably keep the House.

hear me out: two things can be true

Ilhan Omar is a House whip. Dems need outriders on the leftmost side of the party to keep in with left voters when the party is led by centrists.

Trump campaign manager Bill Stepien tests positive for COVID-19 https://t.co/1VNGbCuNy5 pic.twitter.com/rDRaUfvAIl

— The Hill (@thehill) October 3, 2020

nice

Hahahahahaha fuck you Ron Johnson

My takeaway is that the rona is neither good nor bad, it’s what you make of it that matters.

I’m in the camp of I’d really like for Trump to live long enough to suffer a historical (by modern standards) popular and electoral defeat. Any legal ramifications afterwards would be gravy.

Now for any GOP senators who’d be voting in favor of ACB and managed to get infected, well...

John Harwood reporting on Twitter that one of the Scotts in the Senate is infected too. Tim or Rick, of course.

I’m in the camp of I’d really like for Trump to live long enough to suffer a historical (by modern standards) popular and electoral defeat. Any legal ramifications afterwards would be gravy.

Rick Scott says he has tested positive in interview on Fox News.

“I was tested yesterday I think for the 6th time and I tested positive again,” the Senator told Fox News Saturday morning.

— Lauren Fox (@FoxReports) October 3, 2020

4 down
48 to go?

Only two more to fuck the majority, right?

Can y'all literally not see the diff between a HOUSE OF REPS candidate being willing to throw arms, when you only have to win your district's vote, so you can piss the nation off but still win. Worst that happens is Ds lose one seat and probably keep the House.

Ffs, look at all of the pearl-clutching on the internet yesterday when people cheered on his death. Why would Biden say something that maybe destroys his lead?

Esp when they want to win decisively to avoid election disputes.

― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Saturday, October 3, 2020 9:46 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

looks like weve got a bad case of dem brain on our hands

xp why stop there though

Rick Scott claims he misspoke and is actually negative.

Per @mkraju Sen. Rick Scott is NEGATIVE for COVID-19. He misspoke in an interview this morning, per his office.

— Abby D. Phillip (@abbydphillip) October 3, 2020

remember the tax returns? that was this week

Rick Scott may be even more evil than Trump.

remember melania gimme a breakin kids in cages, no one does cause trump got covid like an hour later and they reported it as her not caring about christmas, anyway that was a couple days ago

positively negative

batboy got the Wuhan flu eh snap

looks like weve got a bad case of dem brain on our hands

― lag∞n, Saturday, October 3, 2020 10:54 AM bookmarkflaglink

Stfu joe

is this all a ruse to distract fro the tax returns.
I mean couldn't he take it all the way he's got so much to cover up.
Pretend to be dead for the next few years or soemthing.
we're rooting for that part of teh scam.

Or not cos it would mean he didn't go to jail but if he had to live out of the limelight would it be enough of a punishment for him?
Or does it depend on how society feels about what it takes to redress the balance.

we covered this already, he's really sick

being dead for the next 10 years for tax purposes?

Yea I'm sure Trump can just disappear into society, he has such generic features

well do know how much he ought to suffer, see how the other half has been forced to live. By him, like.

Well, well, and this isbefore COVID:

By overwhelming margins, voters in Pennsylvania and Florida were repelled by President Trump’s conduct in the first general election debate, according to New York Times/Siena College surveys, as Joseph R. Biden Jr. maintained a lead in the two largest battleground states.

Over all, Mr. Biden led by seven percentage points, 49 percent to 42 percent, among likely voters in Pennsylvania. He led by a similar margin, 47-42, among likely voters in Florida.

"“I was tested yesterday I think for the 6th time and I tested positive again"

he's one of those people who thinks that a positive is always a good thing, got it

he's a senator from florida

Does anyone else find it odd that no prominent Democrats have had the virus but the list of Republicans goes on and on?

— DeAnna Lorraine 🇺🇸 (@DeAnna4Congress) October 2, 2020

stevolende:

If you’re feeling like you’re crazy because you can’t figure out if this news is real or a ploy, it’s because we’ve been gaslit by this administration for 4 years. There’s nothing wrong with your judgment and reasoning skills. This is a result of abuse. #ThanksTherapy

— Jill Krause (@babyrabies) October 2, 2020

Ha yes, that's fair

YES

I just received word that I am positive for COVID-19. I want to thank all of my friends and colleagues who have reached out to ask how I was feeling in the last day or two. I will be receiving medical attention today and will keep the necessary folks apprised of my condition.

— Governor Christie (@GovChristie) October 3, 2020

You won't be happy unless Ron gets it somehow.

what a delight!

xxp this day just keeps getting better and it's only 8:43 AM!

These stupid motherfuckers. Christie was commentating live in studio on ABC the night of the debate.