TRUMP GOT COVID

We all deserve to see the latter, but we'll all settle for the former.

inshallah

here's my take: him dying right now would be the funniest fucking thing

yes

I want Trump to suffer and survive to lose the election and go to jail (but it would be very funny if Pelosi is President by November)

Kellyanne Conway lied to her daughter about testing positive and spent the day exposing her to it, so it would probably be bitter justice if she died sooner

Tonight I tested positive tonight.

:D

Now, Bill Barr dying...

like you can't fucking write a better ending than this. dude is getting his ass stomped in the polls to Joe fucking Biden, then RBG dies, so they decide to go for one last power grab before they get wiped out, and when they introduce their nominee they wind up running a superspreader event which winds up getting half the GOP sick with Covid-19 (the virus whose failure to do a damn thing about will be Trump's lasting legacy), not only tanking the Supreme Court nomination but also leaving Trump incapacitated, flying out to the hospital and having his last communication to the world being "Doing Wel1, Thank you!!!" on Twitter

1) He's a guy who even out of office can cause so much disruption. Finance a buyout of OANN (etc.), pushing self-serving conspiracy theories and authoritarian politics for years to come.

2) The anti-masker anti-public health element would take a full recovery as confirmation of their views, continue perpetuating this epidemic, and tens of thousands more would die unnecessarily.

An ideal outcome for the nation's future may be that Trump recovers, but is left in a perilous state, for example, requiring a lung transplant. Just cogent enough to witness his world crumble around him, but attached to an oxygen machine indefinitely, and no longer able to cause more harm. Think Cheney on his heart pump.

I legitimately think if the GOP actually is possible of having the come-to-Jesus moment Rick wilson and a bunch of other idiots think they're gonna have it's going to be because Trump died of Covid like a fucking moron

He died as he lived etc

I can't imagine the GOP returning to the relatively genteel racism of Rick Wilson - loudly owning the libs is the only satisfaction Republicans earning under $100k get.

Checked several websites for news this morning before finding this handy one-stop-shop

http://istrumpdeadyet.net/

David Roth dropped his first big wet Defector dispatch

Think Of How Easy It Would’ve Been For Donald Trump To Not Catch The Coronavirus

The basic premise of Trumpism and the fundamental promise that Trump has made during his political career is that those who are with him will be treated one way, and those who are not will be treated in another, much worse way. Because of how Trump is—because of how avaricious and joyless he is, and because of how fearful and paranoid he is, and because of how unrelentingly aggrieved he is—this promise is fundamentally negative. Only the most powerful of the people that fell into formation behind him will receive any positive benefit from anything that he does; this is axiomatic, as Trump doesn’t do anything for anyone other than himself. Everyone that follows him understands and accepts this to some extent, and the less influential of those who lined up behind him either out of perceived interest or some rote and sour habit or pure servile instinct surely know as much. They also know that they will receive a more diffuse but still quite valuable dividend for their service, which is the certainty that they will never be treated as badly as the people on the other side.

That certainty is false, of course, but that doesn’t mean it’s not valuable. Trump has lived his life inside a curdled and childish belief that he can do and take and keep whatever he wants, without consequence, forever. As a sort of tabloid cartoon of a rich person, an adult Richie Rich that had somehow figured out how to use a smartphone and commit adultery, this delusion has served him decently well;

When it comes to building a brand or a public image, the utility of this sort of theatrical dishonesty is at least debatable. But the open secret with Trump is that there is nothing underneath all of this—not just no actual values beneath the pretend ones or actual product behind the pitch, but nothing at all. There is just bottomless idiotic appetite and unstinting demand, the urgency and endlessness of which makes any number of outlandish cruelties not just possible but inevitable. Trump is not the only person who is like this, but it may be that no one is more like this than him.

D'you think Melania actually has it? For him to have it and not her would reveal how little contact they have. And for her to disappear now would be so preferable to having to go through the last month of the campaign, and answer to those audio bites.
If I were her I'd want to fake my own death, on balance.

She doesn't need to have spent much time with him, she just needs to have spent enough time with him on camera, or enough time with people who have spent time with him.

Oh I agree it's possible, it's just that if she didn't, they might say she did anyway.

I don't really care, do u

Every additional case in the circle is a welcome bonus.

Corona Virus is probably going 'my lord this one tastes awful too, WTF is it rotten? It's making me sick, yechh.'

When your spine is cracking and your hands, they shake
Heart is bursting and you butt's going to break
Your woman's cussing, you can hear her scream
Feel like murder in the first degree

Ain't nobody slowing down no way
Everybody’s stepping on their accelerator
Don't matter where you are
Everybody’s going to need a ventilator

When you're trapped and circled with no second chances
Your code of living is your gun in hand
We can't be browed by beating, we can't be cowed by words
Messed by cheating, isn’t going to ever learn

Everybody walking around
Everybody trying to step on their Creator
Don't matter where you are, everybody, everybody going to
Need some kind of ventilator, some kind of ventilator

What you going to do about it, what you going to do?
What you going to do about it, what you going to do?
Going to fight it, going to fight it?

If I'm understanding correctly, Trump tested positive sometime Wednesday and lied about it until Thursday night, meanwhile going to a rally/fundraiser and not isolating himself aboard Air Force One?

Yeah, that checks out.

So after testing positive, his plan was to continue about his day, infecting whomever he came in contact with, until he developed symptoms? I guess he was hoping he’d stay asymptomatic or mildly symptomatic so no one would know?

I know people who couldn’t visit their dying grandparents in the hospital because of precautions taken to limit the spread of this disease. Trump is vile.

Heart is bursting and you butt's going to break

i always thought it was "your butts don't break" as in you do not have enough force left to even break your cigarette butts. and it was like one of my favorite lines. i can see now that i'm probably making it up. kind of a bummer but on the other hand trumps got covid.

anyone wake up this morning and think "he's probably in debilitating pain right now" and start your day off with a smile?

Yes

Thoughts and prayers (to satan)

Dude, not cool. Leave Satan out of this.

let satan cook

Not even on a ventilator, up your game Comrade Rona ffs

Good things come to those who wait.

If Trump gets away with only a half-ass case of this I guess the silver lining would be that the experimental treatment seems to be a very promising development concerning a future treatment of the rest of us.

TRUMP PURPOSEFULLY SPREAD COVID

Seriously - would be anyone be against changing the title to something similar? It is more accurate. “Trump got Covid” is like “Jeffrey Dahmer are until he was full”

aTe

that's true. even according to their timeline, trump didn't quarantine after he knew he was exposed, and in fact went ahead with unmasked events.

the true timeline seems to suggest something even worse -- that he was continuing to infect people after he knew he was infected.

also, after hicks tested positive, they should have contacted people their team came in contact with at the debate.

Isolating Mero's "Trump got that rona" for my new text alert sound.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bDLzmVayFg

So let’s say the President drove drunk with a bunch of WH officials in tow and smashed into a car full of innocent people and now they’re all in the hospital. I wonder how much sympathy people would have for him then. It’s not like this is any different, in fact it’s actually much worse

TRUMP GOT THAT RONA

Q: did this hypothetical drunk driving incident take place on 5th Avenue

Thank you to RBG for teaching young girls that they too can grow up to become fearsome specters who rain vengeance down upon those who dare disobey their dying wish

— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) October 3, 2020

xxp
Left me a mule to ride.

On the timeline, my assumption is that he got a quick test that came back positive - but he didn't want to announce it in case it was a false positive. Presumably they wanted a second opinion from the more accurate PCR test.

In the meantime, of course he kept to his schedule - because he's a vain and selfish narcissist, but also to avoid attracting attention and "causing a panic." He only announced when his hand was forced by the Hicks revelation and the realization that there would be a lot more.

My guess is he knew for days and had no intention of disclosing any positive test or protecting anyone else until he became symptomatic and shat himself.

Ok in more important news I am singing "Trump got the 'vid" to the tune of "We Got the Funk."

There's a whole lot of virus going round...

My guess is he knew for days and had no intention of disclosing any positive test or protecting anyone else until he became symptomatic and shat himself.

― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Saturday, October 3, 2020 3:36 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

seems most likely

https://i.redd.it/97wmso3a8vy41.png

Conversations w Republicans close to WH over last 12 hours indicate it’s been far more dire than WH has said. Before being taken to Walter Reed, Trump kept asking aides, “Am I going out like Stan Chera? Am I?” (Chera was Trump’s NYC friend who died of Covid in April)

— Gabriel Sherman (@gabrielsherman) October 3, 2020

yes sweetheart you are

Que chera chera

genuine lol