"Will you shut up, man?" US Politics October 2020

YOU ACTIVELY ABET A REGIME THAT HAS FACILITATED THOUSANDS OF NEEDLESS INFECTIONS AND DEATHS FROM THE ILLNESS THAT HAS NOW TAKEN ROOST IN YOUR BODY. IRONING DOES NOT GET MORE DELICIOUS THAN THIS, YOU VENAL FUCKS.

Ceeeeelebrate good times, come on!

IRONING DOES NOT GET MORE DELICIOUS THAN THIS

lol OL

"Going welI, I think! Thank you to all. LOVE!!!"

does twitter do memorial profiles like facebook? that would be a great last tweet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4

https://t.co/M3TA6jE9EJ pic.twitter.com/77OakUAJyO

— no cops in libraries (@megan_e_riley) October 3, 2020

hahahahahah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7er_xx7Wmg8

imagine a last-minute conversion of trump to peace and love
it's easy if you try

well you know what...ok I FORGIVE HIM, WE LOVE YOU TOO TRUMP!!!! <3

Trump adviser said there is reason for concern about Trump's health tonight. "This is serious," the source said. The source went on to describe Trump as very tired, very fatigued, and having some trouble breathing. WH officials continue to say Trump will be fine.

— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) October 2, 2020

how high do you have to be to type an upper case I instead of a lower case l. pretty high!

Cal Cunningham caught sexting with a campaign strategist. He's presently up over Thom Tillis by 13 or so points, but I don't know if this is something that would sink him in North Carolina or not. They seem a little less pearl-clutchy than other parts of the south, but are they?

"Sexting" used loosely. They were flirting like nerds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-bmJ2AYZK4

https://www.newsobserver.com/news/politics-government/article246191610.html

what a dum-dum

saw someone point out: this may be the best day in human history for that news to break

WH debate prep room so far with Covid-19:

President Trump: Positive
Kellyanne Conway: Positive
Bill Stepien: Positive
Hope Hicks: Positive
Chris Christie (tbd)
Rudy Giuliani (tbd)
Jason Miller (tbd)
Stephen Miller (tbd)

— Dana Bash (@DanaBashCNN) October 3, 2020

hit after hit

I've changed my mind. Trump dying would be more than funny enough to justify the chaos. Bring it on ASAP, inshallah.

i don't believe giuliani hasn't already had it several times already though. he looks like he licks doorknobs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlP_9HRi78Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59RwZFbh1QI

has this become a conspiracy yet: the democrats sent in an "agent" to spread it among the key people in the trump campaign

I’m just going to say what we’re all thinking.

Trump was fine until the debate, where they set up microphones & podiums for him.

Incubation period is usually 2-3 days.

He tests positive a couple of days after the debate.

I put nothing past the left. NOTHING.#TrumpHasCOVID

— DeAnna Lorraine 🇺🇸 (@DeAnna4Congress) October 2, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-EF60neguk

The line between insultingly disingenuous and deeply stupid is sometimes hard to discern.

Why would Biden delay or suspend his campaign when we know Trump would’ve had ads up by noon today ridiculing Biden for testing positive?

Get it together.

— Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) October 3, 2020

makes a good point

dude mocked Hillary for getting pneumonia and Romney for getting COVID, who needs to give this motherfucker any respect at all

this discrepancy is because Omar is a scrapper who actually savors a fight with her evil foes and Biden is a wimp who respects the GOP

Biden is well ahead, so why would he fuck around telling people that there is a blinding light shining in their eyes? Only blind people can miss it.

listen I was thinking about it today and I really am glad this happened. anyone like Maddow or Obama who says shit like "wishing him a speedy recovery" is either doing it performatively or puts appearances above the good of the people. Biden gets a pass because he is running for President and therefore the ONLY thing between us and 4 more years of this bullshit (fuck Biden though for real). if he would not have gotten COVID then he would have travelled to Wisconsin and gotten god knows how many more people infected due to his dumbass Nazi rallies. people in my state would have died, like the guy who worked at the meat department at my local Festival Foods, who got COVID and died, seriously one of the most friendly people I have ever met, how many other guys that work in the meat department ask you how things are going when your wife is pregnant and remembers the names of your kids??? Well, he's dead and there's like an 80% chance it's Donald Trumps fault. fuck you, nobody deserves this sit more than you. like if a dude who spend his entire life poking tigers in the eyeballs was suddenly eaten by one. fuck yeah lmao

yes I AM celebrating this a little bit tonight

Biden going poz-only is smart, I can't imagine anyone in his camp is seriously talking about suspending campaigning.

Probably running polling on how best to deal with President Pence tho.

The main problem with Pence is that he is such a non-entity that it may be possible to quickly project an image onto him, like he was a blank white movie screen and make people like him just long enough to snag back some traditional older republicans who were sick of Trump.

Best way to counter that would be to remind everyone that Trump put Pence in charge of COVID-19 response at the very beginning and he was never officially removed from that responsibility. Just pin that tail on that ass - with a vengeance.

Ironically, Trump definitely dumped that job on Pence so he could be a political heat shield and a scapegoat if things got out of hand.

Like I said, everything about this is amazing

The fact that he’s not even on the one drug he promoted so heavily that it became the de facto “Trump drug” is also quite funny

No amount of projecting will make Pence a Trump replacement, his only constituency is the anti-abortionists and maybe the "oh well, at least he's a republican" faction. People like Trump because he's Trump, and Pence can't come close to being that.

The election is already underway. People are already voting. It doesn’t matter.

I'm not saying it matters, I'm just saying the spec ops team for Biden 2020 is working quietly in a Zoom meeting spitballing about Pence tonight on the off chance Trump eats it overnight.

"How can we creep people out about him calling his wife 'mommy' without making it too obvious that's what we're doing?"

https://public.tableau.com/profile/peter.james.walker#!/vizhome/COVID-19attheWhiteHouse-ContactTracking/OverviewDash

Hoping that he's in ICU by election day, so the MAGAs will worry they might be actually voting for Pence, and the mainstream Republicans will worry their could-it-be-Pence vote might end up being a Trump vote if he recovers, and none of them vote at all. Not that I'm even in the US so don't especially have a horse in this race, but you know what they say about America sneezing.

lol rough

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjXjBvPXcAEHU9m?format=jpg&name=900x900

i don't believe giuliani hasn't already had it several times already though. he looks like he licks doorknobs.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, October 2, 2020 11:15 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Rudy Giuliani Tests Positive For Slew Of Obscure Bat Diseases Unrelated To Covid-19 https://t.co/U4mzP9Mzko pic.twitter.com/qbezLwl7wg

— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 2, 2020

just so i've got this straight, according to trump he's doing pretty good

got it

Biden should not take his foot off the gas for long. As it was noted somewhere, the ad writes itself: how can Trump claim to have protected the country when he couldn't even protect himself?

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy more worthless piece of shit:

🚨🚨BREAKING … SEN. RON JOHNSON has Covid. 3rd Senate Republican to test positive

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) October 3, 2020

maybe he got it from the Russians.

Huh? Ron Johnson was supposedly self quarantining from September 15-29

He got it *after* that! What a dummy.

omg so goooooood

this discrepancy is because Omar is a scrapper who actually savors a fight with her evil foes and Biden is a wimp who respects the GOP

― the typo doer (Simon H.), Saturday, October 3, 2020 12:56 AM bookmarkflaglink

Can y'all literally not see the diff between a HOUSE OF REPS candidate being willing to throw arms, when you only have to win your district's vote, so you can piss the nation off but still win. Worst that happens is Ds lose one seat and probably keep the House.

Ffs, look at all of the pearl-clutching on the internet yesterday when people cheered on his death. Why would Biden say something that maybe destroys his lead?

Esp when they want to win decisively to avoid election disputes.

now taht the lord and master has it won't all the minions want it to prove loyalty and authenticity and fun things like that