"Will you shut up, man?" US Politics October 2020

RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel has tested positive for coronavirus.

i am the superspreader

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, October 2, 2020 8:20 PM (twenty-one seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

and I can do anything

Get in

the nearest mass grave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BshxCIjNEjY

Calling them "protectees" seems a trifle cold.

Let's think of them as "people who have been tested."

Or, for short, "testees."

thom tillis is a midbrow pseud, he stinks

I don't know if my brain can handle anymore dopamine today.

― Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Friday, October 2, 2020 3:54 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Seriously, this has been some day.

Any word on Mitch?

A mask-less Senator Tillis, who tested positive for #coronavirus, and maskless Amy Coney Barrett met on Wednesday.

Time for Mitch McConnell to suspend the mad rush to fill court vacancies, placing lives in jeopardy. pic.twitter.com/rn3HAuhuVe

— Kristen Clarke 866-OUR-VOTE (@KristenClarkeJD) October 3, 2020

She’s already had it

right, but theoretically she could still re-transmit, yeah? 2nd infections are rare but documented?

maybe she kept her germs in a secret vial to be released at the right time, maybe this was her plan all along

Amy Cunning Barrett

harbl, I think you misspelled "plandemic."

hah nice

https://t.co/e4HWL7RoNt pic.twitter.com/S0Yl1PfrWv

— Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) October 3, 2020

that is not a good look

Why?

...from Omar, @jack, or Donna Meagle's face?

Omar’s tweet (or gif response?) could be interpreted multiple ways

It's obvious that the company has a double standard, I think that's all she's saying.

Her mentions are filled with the most hateful social media whackos this side of 4-chan.

yeah, but being vague is not a good look for any politician imo - don’t expect your enemies to interpret you in good faith

Yeah that she receives death threats all the time is how I took it

don’t expect your enemies to interpret you in good faith

She doesn't, which is one of my favorite things about her. She's one of the most genuinely DGAF people on Twitter, at least when it comes to dealing with shitheads.

shes obvs saying she gets worse than death wishes everyday, find ambiguity where u please i guess

yeah, but being vague is not a good look for any politician imo - don’t expect your enemies to interpret you in good faith

Omar's enemies think she's a literal terrorist who married her brother (??), who cares how they interpret her

The amount of hate and number of death threats that people receive for deigning to advocate for their human rights on Twitter is shocking, and the president has spent the past eight years of his life spreading vile bullshit over the platform, and yet when people start giving him a taste of his own medicine, it's too much? Big powerful white man can't get his feelings hurt? Gtfoh with that nonsense

Someone should make a video of the Drugstore track "El Presidente" with a Covid molecule chasing Trump

shes obvs saying she gets worse than death wishes everyday, find ambiguity where u please i guess

― lag∞n, Friday, October 2, 2020 6:16 PM

that makes sense to me and makes appreciate the tweet.

It’s very comforting that the White House is giving progressively worse health updates in the same way the Mets do when a starter leaves with forearm pain

— Richard Staff (@RichardStaff) October 2, 2020

Ilhan Omar otm

lmao what

Hannity is asking Trump to call in to his show rn

— Sam Adler-Bell (@SamAdlerBell) October 3, 2020

<Through tears> "Daddy, I need to hear that voice one... more...time"

"You're risking getting it..." said Woodward. "The way you move around and have those briefings and deal with people. Are you worried about that?"

"No, I'm not. I don't know why I'm not. I'm not," Trump said

"Why?" Woodward asked.

"I don't know," Trump said. "I'm just not.” https://t.co/XQqAdTRAAc

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) October 2, 2020

Uhhhh https://t.co/oQVFqUcDPw

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) October 3, 2020

As Trump’s conditioned worsened, he and his team made the decision to send him to Walter Reed before he deteriorated further — and while he could still walk to Marine One on his own. Our latest on the White House Coronavirus Crisis. https://t.co/H05J3Ndljc

— Ashley Parker (@AshleyRParker) October 3, 2020

Is this Christmas

yes but hopefully not in the same way as when you're like 8 just starting to realize you anticipated xmas and nothing really amazing happened? i want some real magic this christmas!

I got chicken pox on Christmas 87, that's worse than poo in stocking.

But i also got an Atari 2600

i am the superspreader

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, October 2, 2020 5:20 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

and i am the light

the life*

lol, a little drunk tonight

Is this Christmas

― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Friday, October 2, 2020 10:01 PM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

maybe that's why melania hates it so much

the entirety of social media rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnuIT3p5t6o

Claudia Conway just revealed on TikTok that her mom, Kellyanne Conway, has COVID: "She told me not to post this but I'm so furious please wear your masks guys" pic.twitter.com/oQWGLQC2si

— Spencer Althouse (@SpencerAlthouse) October 3, 2020

lmao

you got an Atari for Christmas in 87??

And there it is:

Tonight I tested positive for COVID-19. My symptoms are mild (light cough) and I’m feeling fine. I have begun a quarantine process in consultation with physicians.

As always, my heart is with everyone affected by this global pandemic. ❤️

— Kellyanne Conway (@KellyannePolls) October 3, 2020

Claudia Conway should run for Congress

Amazing

day just keeps on giving