"Will you shut up, man?" US Politics October 2020

polyclonal antibodies sounds fancy

I just want to point out that "duties" is a typo, it's supposed to be "doodies"

He doesn't carry them out, though, he has people for that

Kudlow: LPrez has “very moderate case”

That's louder than 'mild,' innit?

extremely moderate right down the middle the most normal case possible

Be that as it may, there is absolutely no reason whatsoever to trust what these snakes and their handlers have to say on this and everything else.

Friend who works with Scaramuci said that Mooch spoke with Hicks this morning.

She said that Trump showed symptoms before her, and that she's being used as a scapegoat

— (((ben))) 🏳️‍🌈 (@BenResists) October 2, 2020

uncollaborated but the Mooch is the only straight shooter in that entire orbit so I'd believe him

I don't think people think Hicks infected Trump, I thought the running assumption based on time of onset was someone else infected them both (for some reason I'm inclined to go with Father Jenkins)

Look, is he symptomic or asymptomic?!?

theres def a super spreader in their orbit

He's symphonic.

Per @PressSec, @realDonaldTrump has received an experimental COVID treatment that is still in trials and not available to most Americans. pic.twitter.com/StTnM1KeIK

— Andrew Feinberg (@AndrewFeinberg) October 2, 2020

wait a second why are they using experimental treatments on him

Hopefully the treatment is submerging him in a vat of clorox.

I'm cool with using Donnie as a guinea pig tbh.

I wrote a little bit here about the race for monoclonal antibodies -- like the one Trump is now receiving: https://t.co/JKwHE6krZH

— Paul Sonne (@PaulSonne) October 2, 2020

a vote for Clorox

goddammit Brocc

I prefer the polyclonal with a splash of bitter and lemon zest.

custos?

The experimental treatment is prayer, they've been working on that one for a while.

But it only works in conjunction with thoughts.

Well then they're fucked.

This is so awesome

very "normal" where experimental treatment is only available for the worst person alive who is also president

honestly I didn't know how I'd react with this kind of news and apparently the answer is pure joy

His presidency was designed as an experiment from the very start.

Paul Sonne
@PaulSonne
I wrote a little bit here about the race for monoclonal antibodies -- like the one Trump is now receiving

THEY'RE CLONING TRUMP?!?!?!?!

NEW: White House doctor confirms that President Trump is being treated with an 8 gram dose of Regeneron's polyclonal antibody cocktail as well as a series of vitamins. Says he's "fatigued but in good spirits." pic.twitter.com/3iLyq3DYXj

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) October 2, 2020

BREAKING: Ghost of Herman Cain heard wandering the West Wing halls, emitting a mournful belly laugh and singing "Waltzing Mathilda"

so like is this the end of his campaign? like wtf do you do from this point. he's not gonna be better in 2 weeks is he?

BREAKING: Ghost of Herman Cain heard wandering the West Wing halls, waving Godfather's pizza laced with COVID under President's nose.

fucking lmao

https://i.imgur.com/AssQf4i.jpg

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/cartoonwildtakes/images/1/12/MV5BOWU3ODY0NGItYjMxMC00MzVlLWE5MjEtNGYxZWNmOTE3NThjXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzMwOTY2NTI%40._V1_.jpg

Biden's delivering the most emphatically pro-union speech I've heard from a Dem candidate in years.

just like with his fucking tax returns, if asshole was doing okay and in good spirits it'd be easy enough for him to post an image of himself with a thumbs up or a short message to his fans or whatever. but he hasn't, so he isn't.

I honestly haven't enjoyed following a news story this much since they took BoJohnson into intensive care. Here's hoping this one ends better than that did (i.e. with the subject's painful and humiliating demise)!

imagine being on the tail end of that guy's open hospital gown.

Biden actually giving a pretty good speech right now

"so like is this the end of his campaign? like wtf do you do from this point. he's not gonna be better in 2 weeks is he?" who knows. I can't see any responsible manner in which he can return to in person campaigning anytime within the next 2 weeks. That leaves him like, 2 more weeks to campaign and I also can't see anyone approving rallies at that point.

I've said all week he's done. Could always be wrong, but there is no way in which this situation helps him.

everyone fp Josh

imagine being on the tail end of that guy's open hospital gown.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, October 2, 2020

https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-20-2015/M4Qq2h.gif

hey map Andy is supra-custos at worst

pic.twitter.com/MA6N2FXPRk

— Muni (@muni_d1) October 2, 2020

this quote is why this is disastrous for trump (assuming he doesn't die)

“If there are two things the Biden campaign wants this election to be about its Donald Trump the person and his handling of the coronavirus”

Trump diagnoses refocuses race on the pandemic -- again.

W/@fran_chambers (and an assist from @davecatanese)https://t.co/oASB8CzS9G

— Alex Roarty (@Alex_Roarty) October 2, 2020

It's so weird, and so typical, that they keep saying Trump "seemed lethargic," like he's a pet that can't talk and you just have to notice that his nose is dry and his tail is droopy.

Donald and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week

also you don't immediately open with experimental treatments if the symptoms are mild.

that's what i was wondering about. they just announced this and hours later they're giving him 12 different treatments.

aka "The Works."

If I was being generous I'd say they are preemptively doing absolutely everything in their power both to make sure he doesn't get worse and to make him better.

Not what we want to hear, but yes, I'm fairly certain that's what's happening here.

also you don't immediately open with experimental treatments if the symptoms are mild.

you probably do, if you're hoping to avoid severe symptoms... definitely true for antivirals, dunno about monoclonal antibodies but