Rolling COVID-19 Notably Infected and/or Fallen Thread

he's got one to wear on Halloween that says PRIME SINISTER

wait wait hang on the UK literally has a special jacket that says PRIME MINISTER on it

― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, October 2, 2020 1:26 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/KT8YNM/bagram-afghanistan-21st-dec-2017-us-vice-president-mike-pence-wearing-KT8YNM.jpg

the nametag is just so that Sam Beckett can more quickly recognize who he has become when he becomes the latest of a series of confused people to take temporary control of Pence's hollow shell

to be fair the name badge on those military jackets is a velcro patch

presidents dress up as army all the time. if boris (who is an idiot) wants to dress as a binman/van driver then fine.

(who is an idiot)

oh, I see

Besides the White House, there's this:

Whoops pic.twitter.com/3RinCXbLRe

— joe janecek (@joejanecek) October 3, 2020

We really need a dedicated ILXor to update this thread as the hourly announcements of GOP infections drop.

Axios: Trumpworld coronavirus tracker

The COVID-19 status of Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer remains unknown.

Don't see anything in that link about Stephen Miller, and he was walking right next to Hicks in that photograph circulating the other day.

Stephen Miller gravely ill would be sweet justice.

Seems like a lifetime ago, but Stephen Miller's wife (Pence's spokesperson) was one of the first in Trumpland to test positive for COVID way back in early May. No idea if her shitspittle of a husband contracted it from her then or after.

Another scorekeeping resource:

COVID-19 at the White House - Contact Tracer

Tracer's involved somehow? huge if true

Kenzo Takada, fashion designer, dead at 81 from COVID-19.

Notable only as a source on her sick (in several respects) family, Claudia Conway.

mega-church pastor John Hagee.

Hope he gets well quick so he can sign my copy of Coronavirus: Dress Rehearsal for the New World Order

https://www.jhm.org/Shop/Product/41985

Ministry of Truth / White House Press Secretary or whatever Kayleigh McEnany

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/05/politics/kayleigh-mcenany-coronavirus-white-house/index.html

Military leaders quarantined after official (Coast Guard, Adm. Charles W. Ray) tests positive.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/military-leaders-quarantined-after-official-tests-positive

Tool / A Perfect Circle / Puscifer frontman Maynard James Keenan has revealed in a new interview that he recently contracted COVID-19. Though he beat the disease, the singer is still “dealing with the residual side effects,” including lung damage.

https://loudwire.com/tool-maynard-james-keenan-covid-19-lung-damage/

OMD’s Andy McCluskey.

Andy has tested positive for Covid-19.

Fortunately, his symptoms have been mild and he is feeling much better already. The good news is that he stops isolating on Oct 16 two days before rehearsals for You, Me & OMD. The show goes on!!

Tickets and merch: https://t.co/o7xBZIokhe pic.twitter.com/R49QD0VrUe

— Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark (@OfficialOMD) October 10, 2020

Cristiano Ronaldo

Footballers seem even dumber than baseball players about the 'rona.

with 300k new cases worldwide every day i don't think it takes being dumb to catch it

Alabama football coach Nick Saban

'the auburn virus'

Nick Saban

Alabamans must be feeling increasingly conflicted and confused about 'Wuhan flu'.

'the auburn virus'

irl lol

Saban dying would be almost as big as Trump down south

https://www.yahoo.com/amphtml/entertainment/influencer-dmitriy-stuzhuk-dead-coronavirus-185847678.html

"Fitness influencer" and COVID denier Dmitriy Stuzhuk RIP

he had an underlying wealth condition .. he would have died anyway.

Andrzej Duda

oh fuck him, hope he dies, and get Viktor Orban next

🙏

Duda: I don't have any symptoms, especially the serious ones like lack of taste or lack of smell

Aye those are the serious ones mate. We're running out of ventilators because people can't taste their coffee.

Rocco Siffredi

Feels like Justin Turner, from the World Series champion Dodgers, is worth noting, especially given the controversy surrounding the alleged timing of his positive result.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54731384

Bobby Ball: Cannon & Ball star dies aged 76 after Covid-19 diagnosis

(one for the englishers)

rip robert winston

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElfPXQEWMAApJe7?format=jpg&name=medium

Just watching The Boys In Blue now in respect

lol just literally posted about that on the RIP thread the exact second you posted about it.

Joe Budden

NOT joe biden

still a little close for comfort

You came to get it on, more than 270 EVs in your bank
Then get it on, roll up like that stank

If Joe Biden did somehow get it now, that really might fuck Tuesday up.

"ah man Biden has COVID. that means he's not a safe candidate to vote for. I'm instead going to cast my vote for the other candidate who also had COVID and went to the hospital"

I think you’re forgetting that Trump is Superman