"Will you shut up, man?" US Politics October 2020

did we see this? DHS memos after the Kenosha shooting were full of talking points to defend and apologize for the shooter:

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/internal-document-shows-trump-officials-were-told-make-comments-sympathetic-n1241581

Today I learned that agreeing with Democrats and saying I won’t vote for Trump makes them hate me extra and threaten me. So I’ll be voting for Trump.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) October 1, 2020

A new poll shows the Democrat up by 12 in Iowa.

trump's debate performance was bad, but the really the only consistent thing about his polling has been: when he is in the news a lot (saying things, not coverage of things he may have done in the past, e.g. russia, etc.) his polling goes down, and then slowly creeps back up as he is less in the news and swing voters forget how much they physically despise his person.

most people who aren't in his base hate him more when they see him! that explains 80% of polling movements over the past 3.5 years IMO.

Did... did Scott Adams literally just go "hahaha JOKES ON U IDIOTS AS IF"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruOGeIZHTRw

*borat voice*: I am NAAAAHT voting for trauump

Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have been charged with election-related felonies in Michigan.

Did... did Scott Adams literally just go "hahaha JOKES ON U IDIOTS AS IF"

Shocked he didn't frame it as "I was just running a psychological experiment on you cucks and I WAS PROVEN RIGHT"

We should tell him we really didn't hate him any worse than usual

Yeah, we've entered the era of no take backs. If you're an asshole for years, you're an asshole forever.

I would never kink-shame anyone, but it seems like Wohl and Burkman have really let their humiliation-and-punishment fetish run wild and I hope they get the help they need. After prison.

NEWS: Hope Hicks, who traveled with Trump aboard Air Force One to and from the presidential debate on Tuesday, and to his Minnesota rally yesterday, has coronavirus, sources tell me.

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) October 2, 2020

i thought she was fired or something

She came back...and was rewarded with Covid-19.

I heard that Posdnuos has dandruff.

https://jeffstafford76.files.wordpress.com/2019/03/monkees-as-dandruff.jpeg?w=584&h=329

Wait, Dilbert is voting for Trump after all?? <clutches pearls> ALL HOPE IS LOST

Not sure if anyone posted this earlier. Typical alarmist headline, but most of the piece I found reassuring...sort of: there's a circularity at work that isn't.

So we could be headed for a vicious cycle where Trump increasingly gives up on trying to persuade or turn out voters and voters increasingly give up on him. But from a polling standpoint, this is one of the clearer elections to diagnose: Biden isn’t home-free, but he’s in a strong position. Nonetheless, the outlook for what’s actually in store for America has rarely been more cloudy.

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/trumps-chances-are-dwindling-that-could-make-him-dangerous/

If Hope has the Cove... well....

Abandon all Hope, etc. . .

Trump being forced to quarantine for two weeks would probably be a big relief to his campaign at this point, to the extent that he has a campaign.

He likely accosted her near the restroom, so we can only Hope...

Trump will get coronavirus and survive

― honky wonk badonkadonk (crüt), Friday, March 13, 2020 8:33 AM

I like this concept where he’s gonna follow quarantine instructions.

Hope is the thing with feathers!

He's the healthiest president since Bob Dole.

The virus he gets will be the best virus. Bigly.

So by normal guidelines the entire campaign team should quarantine now, but instead they will go to rallies all over the country where they refuse to wear masks, right? https://t.co/BVgCk4TiO6

— Schooley (@Rschooley) October 2, 2020

Calling It Now: Playing Hope Hicks will be Lindsay Lohan's comeback role.

Trump dying or getting really sick before the election would be bad - need him driving turnout for Democratic Senate candidates.

Let him drop dead November 4th.

is that stephen miller goose-stepping

"Let him drop dead November 4th..."

That's my birthday. That'd be awesome.

I swear when I played this, I thought it was someone parodying Melania Trump's voice.

Full Melania Trump video: “They said, ‘Oh what about the children that were separated?’ Give me a fucking break.” pic.twitter.com/FQF3AJshXP

— Matt McDermott (@mattmfm) October 2, 2020

I kinda like that the inner circle is so defiantly anti-masker... like a petri dish waiting for a spore.

Xxp

Please to remember
The fourth of November

XP Developing that Herd Mentality...

I'm pleased to read about planning:

Some House seats might count a lot more than others in this chaotic campaign season.

Take Michigan’s 3rd Congressional District, where Joe Biden is expected to visit Friday. Though Biden’s trip to Grand Rapids will boost his bid to claim a state President Trump narrowly won four years ago, Hillary Scholten hopes the former vice president can help her win a Western Michigan district that Democrats have not held in 28 years.

And, if successful in elevating Scholten, Biden’s trip could serve as a backstop for his own presidential bid.

A Scholten victory would likely give Democrats eight of Michigan’s 14 seats in the House, helping House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s newly stated goal of blocking Trump from a last-gasp effort to remain in the White House if he does not win the November election.

It’s all very complicated, but there is a remote chance that neither Trump nor Biden will be a clear winner in the electoral college.

Look, Christmas comes but once a year... migrant children are 24/7/365. It's still a big deal in Slovakistan.

Slovenia

“Slovakistan”

Wtf?

SLOW WALK GEDDIT

Sorry, sorry... I'm being facetious. I never felt like she had a nice attitude towards fellow immigrants.

https://i.imgur.com/wyjHuU7.jpg

Of course she fucking hates him too

Trump, when asked on “Hannity” about Hope Hicks’ coronavirus, blamed members of military and law enforcement for approaching White House staff. “They want to hug you and they want to kiss you because we really have done a good job for them. You get close and things happen.” pic.twitter.com/fZ0oz5ps8B

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) October 2, 2020

jfc

Lawrence! As promised, @Lawrence , here's the fuller version of Representative @malcolmkenyatta at yesterday's hearing in Pennsylvania. It's 🔥:https://t.co/okkVbcPcxK

— Rachel Maddow MSNBC (@maddow) October 2, 2020

“No one is getting Malcolm Kenyatta under control”
lol

welp, looks like trump is going to begin a "quarantine process" as they await test results