"nothing wrong with the run there from El Ghazi but there was nothing at the end of it" says the anonymous Carabao Cup commentator, neatly summing things up
― Windsor Davies, Thursday, 1 October 2020 18:12 (three years ago) link
"here's Elneny for Villa and he has SKIED that", says the anonymous Carabao Cup commentator, and while i think it would be the act of a friend for someone to point out to this guy that El Ghazi has got nothing to do with Egypt whatsoever but is in fact of Moroccan extraction and that he was born in the Netherlands and has represented the Dutch international team in the past (TWICE!!! who the fuck knew?!), I would also hesitate to blame anyone for not knowing the dickhead's name cause he is awwwwwwwwful
― Windsor Davies, Thursday, 1 October 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link
here they are, chipper in impending defeat to stoke
― imago, Thursday, 1 October 2020 19:45 (three years ago) link
if only we could all be thus
that was pretty compelling as an It's a Wonderful Life-style vision of what might have been had that bloke remembered to switch on the goal line tech computer against Sheff Utd last season
― Windsor Davies, Thursday, 1 October 2020 20:02 (three years ago) link
turned on liverpool-arsenal and literally the first thing i saw was an arsenal player lying on the ground holding his face. it's pathological at this point
― imago, Thursday, 1 October 2020 20:11 (three years ago) link
certainly they're ruining football
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 October 2020 00:02 (three years ago) link
according to the commentators on the Chelsea Palace game, "the referees have been instructed to be more lenient on the handball rule"
― Number None, Saturday, 3 October 2020 11:35 (three years ago) link
Sort of, but the Newcastle one would still be given until a formal rule change next year
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 3 October 2020 12:05 (three years ago) link
Chilwell smashes one in from about 5 yards out on his debut
Dire game so far though
― groovypanda, Saturday, 3 October 2020 12:43 (three years ago) link
Ah well
― groovypanda, Saturday, 3 October 2020 13:12 (three years ago) link
Pickford on fire again
― groovypanda, Saturday, 3 October 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link
if only
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 October 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link
Everton dead certs for the title this season then?
― 好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 3 October 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link
I'd go with 'almost guaranteed safety' at this point.
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Saturday, 3 October 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link
shameful result
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 October 2020 15:51 (three years ago) link
Good game this.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 3 October 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link
After being hammered for 20mins Leeds don't look overawed here at all.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 3 October 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link
Last time EFC won seven in a row* from the start of the season, Archibald Primrose was PM. Me neither but he seems *awful*. * granted three of these have been Carob bar cup and two of those opponents I wasn’t even sure were league sides
― Michael Jones, Saturday, 3 October 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link
Oops, flagrant mixing of asterisks there. That’s probably jinxed it.
― Michael Jones, Saturday, 3 October 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link
He's usually referred to as The Earl of Rosebery, or was when I did politics A level anyway.
― 好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 3 October 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link
The upcoming Merseyside derby could be a top of the table clash, when was the last time that happened?
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Saturday, 3 October 2020 18:55 (three years ago) link
Cavani to Utd appears to be a thing
Wonderful
― Number None, Saturday, 3 October 2020 19:00 (three years ago) link
Newcastle have now scored from five of their six shots on target this season.
Saint-Maximin has been superb again.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 3 October 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link
Cavani is such a weird move for Utd. P sure he's moved on to the 'frequently injured' part of his career. Still back in the day he had the best movement of any CF I have ever seen.
― oscar bravo, Saturday, 3 October 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link
Everton and Villa the 2 teams that have improved their starting eleven the most in the close season? Guess perhaps Chelsea but would need to see some evidence that Chillwell/Silva/Mendy will work, though it's hard to imagine they could be worse than what came before.
― oscar bravo, Saturday, 3 October 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link
Breaking | Bayern Munich are in advanced negotiations to sign former PSG attacker Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting, according to @SaberDesfa.— Get German Football News (@GGFN_) October 4, 2020
― Number None, Sunday, 4 October 2020 09:12 (three years ago) link
"He could bring Sam Allardyce in on a temporary basis"@richardajkeys offers Pep Guardiola some advice on how he could fix @ManCity's leaky defence.#beINPL #PL #LEEMCI 📺 HD11 pic.twitter.com/YcapARFliE— beIN SPORTS (@beINSPORTS_EN) October 3, 2020
― Matt DC, Sunday, 4 October 2020 09:52 (three years ago) link
Howard Wilkinson's still alive
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 October 2020 10:29 (three years ago) link
Pulis or gtfo.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 4 October 2020 11:02 (three years ago) link
West Ham are completely bossing this. It’ll be hilarious if they start losing games again when Moyes comes back in person.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 4 October 2020 12:18 (three years ago) link
well i guess i feel mildly better about last Sunday's result now
what's the opposite of a dead cat bounce, Moyes appears to have invented it
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 October 2020 12:37 (three years ago) link
if you lose today it'll be time to worry tbh
― imago, Sunday, 4 October 2020 12:46 (three years ago) link
If we don't win today I'll start to worry, nervy already
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 October 2020 12:48 (three years ago) link
Saiss at wing back, hmmm experimentalism until Rayan Ait Nouri arrives
like Kilman tho, nice to see him get a game
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 October 2020 12:59 (three years ago) link
who's that little shit holding his face when he wasn't touched
― imago, Sunday, 4 October 2020 13:34 (three years ago) link
ah, Podence. sorry NV but he's straight on the twat list
― imago, Sunday, 4 October 2020 13:41 (three years ago) link
he was touched but i know that's your shtick this season <3
that half was so bad the ref couldn't bear to add any time on
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 October 2020 13:47 (three years ago) link
telling myself we're in a transitional phase but idk
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 October 2020 13:48 (three years ago) link
he got a charge to his shoulder and held his face! hatred of simulation has always been my shtick but i am going all real-man brexit warrior tis true
― imago, Sunday, 4 October 2020 13:49 (three years ago) link
if it's the same incident he got a hand across the nose/eye, didn't look much but then all Podence did was wince and clear his nose, ref had already blown
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 October 2020 13:51 (three years ago) link
dendoncker with a gruesome facial disfigurement there now ;)
― imago, Sunday, 4 October 2020 14:10 (three years ago) link
physio having a look. all teeth still present
― imago, Sunday, 4 October 2020 14:11 (three years ago) link
bit more like it
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 October 2020 14:12 (three years ago) link
a fist has been put through the face of fulham's shonky defence
― imago, Sunday, 4 October 2020 14:14 (three years ago) link
Should be level. Lookman is very dangerous.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 4 October 2020 14:29 (three years ago) link
He looks a player, incredible surge forward to set up that counter a while back
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 4 October 2020 14:35 (three years ago) link
still out of sorts, good job Kamara had a mare, yeah Lookman was good
think the break might be good for us
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 October 2020 14:51 (three years ago) link
Not an impressive victory, but a victory.
Attack is inert af rn
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 October 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link
no settled wing backs and not playing an attacking mid to make up for that, there's a bunch of things i suspect but i'd like to think this is a transitional thing like i said. also pretty sure this is more points than we had after 4 games last season so nothing to get worked up about yet
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 October 2020 14:57 (three years ago) link