that's... not the worst i've seen, i'll admit
― Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Thursday, 1 October 2020 11:12 (three years ago) link
Working on the loudness of my laugh before I apply
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 October 2020 11:12 (three years ago) link
the thrusting, gif-making young laughers of humber street
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 October 2020 11:37 (three years ago) link
Just ask our neighbours!
― seumas milm (gyac), Thursday, 1 October 2020 11:45 (three years ago) link
You got a loud laugh, girl!
― 📺👁️ (peace, man), Thursday, 1 October 2020 11:47 (three years ago) link
https://www.fgr.co.uk/news/october-2020/news-innocent-secure-stadium-naming-rights
However, until then - and for one game only - it will officially be named the ‘innocent [insert name here] stadium. The club has even erected a new sign above the main entrance.
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Friday, 2 October 2020 08:39 (three years ago) link
“We’ve missed you, Tracer”no you fucking haven’t. you literally have not missed me. there is a database field that today’s date has triggered, and you are sending me a mailshot to try and weasel a little bit of money out of me to make this month’s figures look good so that you can boast to your colleagues and feel better about yourself on the 6:43 commuter service to radlett you disingenuous piece of...... i’m arguing with software but you get my point
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 20 November 2020 07:38 (three years ago) link
i got annoyed once when an automated station announcement said "i am sorry for the late running of this service". you're not sorry you're just a pre recorded message! "we are sorry..." i could accept.
― the 120 days of sod 'em (ledge), Friday, 20 November 2020 09:07 (three years ago) link
This reminds me of the train carriage signs that say something like "I am coach b, I am proud that I look and smell nice but if you have any concerns then you can let my bosses know by texting this number"
― or something, Friday, 20 November 2020 10:10 (three years ago) link
"ah'm no a grass, coach b"
― J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 20 November 2020 10:47 (three years ago) link
this is close enough to the same thing to post it here instead of "worst TV ads"
the recent Asda ads have all been pretty brutal, featuring a delightfully quirky buffoon who loves Asda so much he makes stan videos for them, but there's one current one where the spokesclown thanks Asda for all they're doing to keep people safe during the pandemic, so we have an advert for Asda, paid for by Asda, where we're invited to praise Asda for their awesomeness. somehow this just seems next level.
― Bandscamp Fryday (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 November 2020 11:11 (three years ago) link
him and his disgustingly cute family, prostituting themselves for Asda/Walmart
― Neil S, Friday, 20 November 2020 13:39 (three years ago) link
We stand against discrimination🏳️⚧️ pic.twitter.com/xAWca1Wak5— innocent drinks (@innocent) February 2, 2021
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 14:31 (three years ago) link
^ predictable replies to that
tl;dr: lots of transphobes are now boycotting Innocent
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 14:33 (three years ago) link
Do many companies actually follow 'regular' people (as opposed to other brands, orgs or celebs) on Twitter?
― kinder, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 14:53 (three years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/sQNyMmx/20210202-183750.jpg
― conrad, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:47 (three years ago) link
It's a classic example of how people and organisations can have both good and rather naughty in them.
― Alba, Friday, 5 February 2021 13:23 (three years ago) link
https://assets.website-files.com/5aece6d7c3605124d5c9c30b/5b5d3e515bb9b02a990e466c_Givebutter%20Logo%20Main.png
― sarahell, Thursday, 18 March 2021 21:27 (three years ago) link
Yarraville news @AsFarce: https://t.co/fwyOS6rzVA— unwanted fuckery (@hailants) March 22, 2021
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 22 March 2021 20:47 (three years ago) link
“I actually put that question to the grade sixes at St Margaret’s Primary School in Maribyrnong, and all 41 kids were very clear that they wouldn’t run onto the road just to look at circles,” he said.
lol
― jmm, Monday, 22 March 2021 20:51 (three years ago) link
Ordered a book from a second hand place that looked quite good, the type of company you're happy to give business to. And then they emailed this confirmation
(Your book(s) wanted to write you a personal note - it seemed unusual, but who are we to say no?) Holy moly! It's me... it's me! I can't believe it is actually me! You could have picked any of over half a million books but you picked me! I've got to get packed! How is the weather where you live? Will I need a dust jacket? I can't believe I'm leaving Dunfermline, Scotland already! I can't wait to meet you! You sound like such a well read person. Although, I have to say, it sure has taken you a while! I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but how would you like to spend five months sandwiched between Jane Eyre (drama queen) and Fundamentals of Thermodynamics (pyromaniac)? At least Jane was an upgrade from that stupid book on brewing beer. How many times did the ol' brewmaster have one too many and topple off our shelf at 2am? But hey, enough about me, I've been asked to brief you on a few things.We sent your order to the following address:
Holy moly! It's me... it's me! I can't believe it is actually me! You could have picked any of over half a million books but you picked me! I've got to get packed! How is the weather where you live? Will I need a dust jacket? I can't believe I'm leaving Dunfermline, Scotland already!
I can't wait to meet you! You sound like such a well read person. Although, I have to say, it sure has taken you a while! I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but how would you like to spend five months sandwiched between Jane Eyre (drama queen) and Fundamentals of Thermodynamics (pyromaniac)? At least Jane was an upgrade from that stupid book on brewing beer. How many times did the ol' brewmaster have one too many and topple off our shelf at 2am?
But hey, enough about me, I've been asked to brief you on a few things.
We sent your order to the following address:
And now I dont want to deal with them ever again
― ignore the blue line (or something), Friday, 9 April 2021 11:38 (three years ago) link
that is terrible
― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 9 April 2021 11:55 (three years ago) link
that's hands down the worst
― kinder, Friday, 9 April 2021 12:04 (three years ago) link
omg -- that is so horrible it is hilarious!
― sarahell, Friday, 9 April 2021 15:29 (three years ago) link
Oh dear god.
― emil.y, Friday, 9 April 2021 17:30 (three years ago) link
i would've thought hard about cancelling my order
― Call of Scampi: Slack Nephrops (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 April 2021 17:51 (three years ago) link
my heart is breaking imagining the clueless lonely dork stuck in dunfermline behind that
― imago, Friday, 9 April 2021 17:55 (three years ago) link
better world books
― conrad, Friday, 9 April 2021 19:07 (three years ago) link
the first child of results here
― conrad, Friday, 9 April 2021 19:10 (three years ago) link
child couple
― conrad, Friday, 9 April 2021 19:11 (three years ago) link
Yeah I didn't want to name names but fuck it, throw them under the bus
― ignore the blue line (or something), Friday, 9 April 2021 19:20 (three years ago) link
this did lead me to this google excerpt gem:
You are so far off base it will be an easy pick-off when the terrorists decide to march ... If your guy wins, good luck in the socialist system you will be living in, Denise! ... It's funny how I can't remember what I had for breakfast, but I can close my eyes and see ... Besides, it's what Kerry did when he returned that makes me sick.
― sarahell, Friday, 9 April 2021 23:30 (three years ago) link
that particular brand of deeply-fucking-irritating has an origin story:
https://sive.rs/cdbe
― linee, Saturday, 10 April 2021 14:14 (three years ago) link
nnngh
bring me death pic.twitter.com/IwKkNPNl3P— Luke Bailey (@imbadatlife) June 2, 2021
― Neil S, Wednesday, 2 June 2021 12:56 (three years ago) link
the crossover event of the century
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 13:10 (three years ago) link
what bothers me even more is the fact that there do seem to be people who aren't immediately repulsed by this, who think it's cool/cute/funny. i want to believe most of them are bots or paid for their engagement. but brands have been doing so much of this it must be working
― Left, Wednesday, 2 June 2021 14:13 (three years ago) link
Good username, good tweet
These are just slides in the next Amazon antitrust case pic.twitter.com/6xKAuWwaL4— Edward Ongweso Jr (@bigblackjacobin) June 2, 2021
― Neil S, Wednesday, 2 June 2021 17:16 (three years ago) link
Brewdog is an Innocent-adjacent aesthetic, perhaps an unpleasant older sibling.
An open letter, to BrewDog. pic.twitter.com/xEd3B83qot— Punks With Purpose (@PunksWPurpose) June 9, 2021
― AlanSmithee, Thursday, 10 June 2021 16:19 (two years ago) link
do we have a "toxic work environment" thread? think we need one if not.
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 10 June 2021 16:20 (two years ago) link
i shouldn't say i'm not surprised because i'm sure many of these egregiously "nice" companies are just as toxic. but i'm not surprised
― Left, Thursday, 10 June 2021 16:56 (two years ago) link
there is definitely some connection between the superficial opposites of insufferable tweeness and hipster edgelordism (presumably some of the same people involved in marketing). it comes together a bit in some of the more passive aggressive stuff on this thread
disheartening that brewdog actually has a "fanbase" which includes "zealots". it feels like they just kind of forced themselves into the market
― Left, Thursday, 10 June 2021 17:04 (two years ago) link
the response from brewdog is classic startup cunt boss stuff
Why wait? When you can have the future TODAY! 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/TZSqNCQnvG— Werewolf Beer - Coming Soon to Camden! 🇺🇸🐺💂 (@WerewolfBeer) June 9, 2021
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 10 June 2021 17:08 (two years ago) link
wanker(s)
― Left, Thursday, 10 June 2021 17:29 (two years ago) link
the brew dog owners have always seemed like obnoxious posho scottish tory twats tbh
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 10 June 2021 17:29 (two years ago) link
obnoxious posho scottish tory twats in flannel and keffiyehs
― Left, Thursday, 10 June 2021 17:32 (two years ago) link
brewdog beer is dull as ditchwater
― imago, Thursday, 10 June 2021 18:09 (two years ago) link
they obviously went to the states and drank a bunch of hoppy ipas and thought that it was exciting to bring that to the uk. which was wrong. autochthonous, stuffy uk real ale culture > "craft beer"
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 10 June 2021 18:19 (two years ago) link
they lost me when they used the word 'ballsy' in the reply
― koogs, Thursday, 10 June 2021 18:24 (two years ago) link
their punk shit is fucking everywhere now, in places you’d never expect to find anything except bad lager and old man ale before. it’s frustrating there are so many better things that could be filling that niche but they’ve been way too successful at taking up all the space
― Left, Thursday, 10 June 2021 18:31 (two years ago) link
all you can taste is hops and metal
― Left, Thursday, 10 June 2021 18:33 (two years ago) link