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i remember watching him play in the early 90’s

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 28 September 2020 19:30 (five years ago)

Romanos Lekapenos, Byzantine emperor

The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 3 October 2020 04:56 (five years ago)

thought I'd opened the obituary thread and was really confused for a sec

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 October 2020 10:58 (five years ago)

burying the lede imo

Romanos Lekapenos, born in Lakape (later Laqabin) between Melitene and Samosata (hence the name), was the son of an Armenian peasant[1][2][3] with the remarkable name of Theophylact the Unbearable (Theophylaktos Abastaktos).

timber euros (seandalai), Sunday, 4 October 2020 01:37 (five years ago)

one month passes...

Artemisia Gentileschi, Baroque painter: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemisia_Gentileschi

I want to luhbahguh babum gum (Leee), Monday, 9 November 2020 19:00 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

Dear Santa, You better bring me what I want or when I see you I will take your head off. Hoping to get my stuff. Your loving kid, Hexie Bunsclos

Indiana1910

— R.L. Ripples (@TweetsofOld) November 27, 2020

fleet doxes (map), Friday, 27 November 2020 02:31 (five years ago)

Just made an appoinment with an orthopedic surgeon called Dr. Barry Jupiter, MD.

Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 01:33 (five years ago)

do u think when he pees on the toilet seat his wife derisively calls it Drops of Jupiter

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 02:28 (five years ago)

one month passes...

AnnMarie Y0ung Papa

Warmed Regards, (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 7 January 2021 21:39 (five years ago)

Mother Puttfarcken

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 January 2021 06:15 (five years ago)

Xerxes Mazda

Eggbreak Hotel (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 23:02 (five years ago)

With pick #60, @ChicagoFire select midfielder Mitch Guitar from @BadgerMSoccer. #SuperDraft pic.twitter.com/UCHdpCnPqS

— Major League Soccer (@MLS) January 21, 2021

superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 23 January 2021 01:58 (five years ago)

Parents shoulda named him Max.

nickn, Saturday, 23 January 2021 02:11 (five years ago)

That photo adds a lot to the Mitch Guitar experience

tobo73, Saturday, 23 January 2021 03:10 (five years ago)

Huge load of goals for FC Den Bosch today from… Jizz Hornkamp

🇳🇱 FOUR goals in a crazy game for Jizz Hornkamp. pic.twitter.com/E7a3WjAWoe

— FotMob (@FotMob) January 30, 2021

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 30 January 2021 17:01 (five years ago)

not a clean sheet in sight

nxd, Saturday, 30 January 2021 17:42 (five years ago)

Actual LOL.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Saturday, 30 January 2021 17:53 (five years ago)

Amazing.

And correct me if I'm wrong, but 'Jizz' doesn't appear to be a common name or diminutive in the Netherlands, so I can't even begin to imagine what his parents were thinking.

pomenitul, Saturday, 30 January 2021 18:10 (five years ago)

I have never heard of it as a name before, but Mr Hornkamp appears not to be the only one. Meet Jizzy-Joy (who's not a witch):

https://jeugdjournaal.nl/artikel/531804-jizzy-joy-is-geen-heks.html

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Saturday, 30 January 2021 18:53 (five years ago)

oh, and here is Jizz H. himself, literally complaining about his "dry spell" less than three weeks ago:

https://www.bd.nl/fc-den-bosch/fc-den-bosch-spits-jizz-hornkamp-snakt-naar-nieuwe-doelpunten~a731e108/?referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Saturday, 30 January 2021 18:57 (five years ago)

(well, to be completely honest with you, it's the newspaper that's referring to that dry spell, but why ruin a good story. can't tell if they're using it in a wink-wink nudge-nudge kind of way, it's completely possible that they're playing it straight. think most of the readership wouldn't have picked up on it either way)

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Saturday, 30 January 2021 18:58 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

SCOOP: Biden has picked CHIQUITA BROOKS-LaSURE to run the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, the sweeping $1 trillion agency that also oversees the Affordable Care Act, say three people with knowledge of decision. https://t.co/9cKKxGqmQv

— Dan Diamond (@ddiamond) February 17, 2021

jaymc, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 20:39 (five years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faustin-Archange_Touad%C3%A9ra

RZA Minnelli (Leee), Monday, 22 February 2021 23:13 (five years ago)

Sorry if I missed it, but I did a ctrl+F to see if anyone mentioned this one:

Sean Biggerstaff, who played Oliver Wood. A two for one, if you will.

hourspass, Monday, 22 February 2021 23:16 (five years ago)

Notker Balbulus, aka Notker the Stammerer

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 07:45 (five years ago)

He was contemporary with the fellow monks Tuotilo and Ratpert.[3][4][5]

I'm Going to Bring a Watermelon to Mark Grout Tonight (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 09:13 (five years ago)

loved the strip where Ratpert gave Dilbert murine typhus

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:19 (five years ago)

one month passes...

From a link in the lawyer cat thread:

The British geneticist Oliphant Jackson demonstrated this unequivocally in a most elegant series of classic genetic and radiological experiments in a hospital basement in the 1970s.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 29 March 2021 17:10 (five years ago)

I learned about this guy while watching the Netflix documentary about the Challenger shuttle disaster:

https://www.c-span.org/person/?judsonlovingood

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 29 March 2021 17:17 (five years ago)

Winthrop Cashdollar

In on the killfile (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 8 April 2021 20:34 (five years ago)

so, so close to the right syllables for a "Winchester Cathedral" riff

sgt. pepper's one-and-only bobo honkin' band (Doctor Casino), Friday, 9 April 2021 01:08 (five years ago)

Velvet Beard

In on the killfile (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 12 April 2021 20:39 (five years ago)

Fartato Olsen
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm11354979/

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 23 April 2021 07:01 (five years ago)

Fashion Sakala

Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 15:36 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

Océane Babel

pomenitul, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 19:58 (five years ago)

Benedict Hollerbach

a hoy hoy, Monday, 24 May 2021 07:06 (five years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Dickshot

Elementary, My Dear Hoatzin (Leee), Monday, 24 May 2021 21:21 (five years ago)

that's Ugly Johnny Dickshot to you

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 09:16 (five years ago)

Michael Majestic

Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 13:50 (five years ago)

Susan Spain-Dunk

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 7 June 2021 03:37 (five years ago)

There is someone at work with the first name of Sword (and also someone with the last name Swords). Very strong.

change display name (Jordan), Monday, 7 June 2021 19:50 (five years ago)

French Tickner

https://tugs.fandom.com/wiki/French_Tickner

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 13 June 2021 22:08 (four years ago)

Someone found a credit card in my neighbourhood and posted it to the local Facebook group:

Mr J@y @ Blunt

Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 02:46 (four years ago)

Puts me in mind of a terrible terrible pun ala that "Late Arrivals" final round that sometimes appears on BBC Radio 4's 'I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue'...

"Please welcome to the Smokers' Ball, Mr. Iain Nigel Alistair Blunt and Mrs. Joy Blunt and their son, I. N. Joy A. Blunt II."

Sorry.

brain (krakow), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 17:21 (four years ago)

Perhaps Mr. Blunt's folks were fans

Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 03:30 (four years ago)

three weeks pass...

awesome name

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 16:47 (four years ago)

So I've known about this girl for years and it's for being an absolute hoooooper. Already a huge fan and to now see she won the National Spelling Bee?! Incredible. Check out her IG: https://t.co/cgWMA16Y3n

Will probably be our President someday. https://t.co/r1NVxIz23n pic.twitter.com/iU5IKRcd8s

— C.J. Toledano (@CJToledano) July 9, 2021

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 11 July 2021 07:34 (four years ago)

Many of top Scripps spellers start competing as young as kindergarten. Zaila started only a few years ago, after her father, Jawara Spacetime, watched the bee on TV and realized his daughter's affinity for doing complicated math in her head could translate well to spelling.

in a bar, under the (seandalai), Sunday, 11 July 2021 13:42 (four years ago)

Something tells me these are not their birth names.

Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Sunday, 11 July 2021 13:47 (four years ago)


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