Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

he's been working on his shitposting!

Just remembered that he’s Catholic.

States with fewer than 50 people per square mile should lose their franchise.

Oregon has 45 persons per square mile. I question your judgment.

leadership means making tough calls

If we lose all the other Nazi suckhole states, we can afford to lose Oregon (and Colorado).

you aint takin' Coloradie!

And here I thought vote suppression was a Republican specialty. Eliminating the vote for all inhabitants of 13 states seems like pushing things in the wrong direction.

no see for a monthly fee of $10, you can buy your premium, out of state vote, if you live in one of these unincorporated areas.

consider it like a ....

poll....

tax.....

And here I thought vote suppression was a Republican specialty. Eliminating the vote for all inhabitants of 13 states seems like pushing things in the wrong direction.

Never leave a weapon your enemy is already using lying on the ground. Also, is it really that big a deal if the combined votes of those 13 states add up to one mid-sized East Coast city? I think maybe not.

My enemy is using a weapon that is just lying on the ground? What, like a paperweight, but for dirt?

Or is my enemy is lying on the ground while using it? Supinely maybe?

That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard (re unperson's post) in that it disenfranchises the states with some of the largest indigenous populations, for one thing.

And that's just the first stupid thing about it that came to mind.

Hey, they've already proved they're up for a long walk when necessary (cf. Trail of Tears), so let 'em move to real states if they want to vote.

**For the humorless leftier-than-thous in the room: all of this is jokes.**

Racist joke still racist, go fuck yourself

I thought I was in the generational wars thread for a sec.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/92/1e/5c/921e5c3d33abff852491c35cc2e10682.jpg

Can’t wait for unperson to bust out his Holocaust-centered tight five.

And to think that if someone made a joke about the Holocaust, they'd probably be banned in a second.

Dunno, what if the would-be jokester is Jewish?

Anyway, I'm pretty sure unperson is trolling because he's a sworn enemy of self-righteousness. And because he's Gen X.

It is a style of trolling that I have always hated.

FP'ed that horrific unperson post, holy shit. get the fuck out of here with that shit right now.

**For the humorless leftier-than-thous in the room: all of this is jokes.**

it is SOP to claim that people who didn't find humor in one's failed joke are defective and lack the exquisite sense of humor required to find it humorous. sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and a failed joke is just bereft of humor.

But you didn't respond as one would respond to an unfunny/failed joke - at least, not at first. You (and table) responded as if to a serious proposal. Since table has no discernible sense of humor at all, I expected that from him, but not you.

In any case, I've already voted, so I'm probably gonna shut my brain off to all this shit for the next five weeks.

I don’t read that tweet as support for Guiado.

come ON

it is carefully crafted to suggest support for guiado, while at the same time it retains sufficient ambiguity that it only endorses certain ideals that guiado does not necessarily exemplify. iow, it is pure diplomat-speak.

unperson, it's not something to be joked about. it's genocide. and the framing you adopted is the kind of casual racism "joke" i expect in the comments under a right-wing news-site story shared by some asshole's asshole uncle. it's way way out of line. imo.

also the "this is a racist joke, with my added haha at the end" style is not funny

this is a joke a racist person would make, if they were here

haha

^^^

the unperson post struck me as pretty clear/obvious comic hyperbole, failed or otherwise.

You forget my posts about messy creampies, among others, unperson.

Your trolling 'jokes' just aren't funny. I laugh at things people post here all the time. Perhaps you need to adjust your sense of humor so that you don't need to utilize the most marginalized group in the country as the butt of your 'jokes'

Unfortunately this thread has wandered far from its original purpose, which was talking about how much we all hate Joe Biden. I apologize for any part I may have had in that derailment.

ok, but do you have any interest in apologizing for making/repeating racist jokes about genocide?

like i'm sorry the issue here is not a general drift from the thread topic

who cares if you get an apology or not, FP and move on ffs. do you people ever get tired of meaningless online sanctimony

this board being worth hanging out on, and not gross and horrible, is meaningful to me. ymmv

do you people ever get tired of meaningless online sanctimony

New board description plz.

Doctor Casino otm.

Anyway, we got our first Biden mailer, and tbh, while its design was clearly aimed at an older demographic, it did its job relatively well. Not sure of the efficacy of distributing such mailers in an area that will go 94% for Biden almost guaranteed, but I was a little pleasantly surprised by its messaging, which really hammered on COVID and economic recovery.

(I should reiterate that I dislike Biden and find pretty much everything about this situation terrible, but will be voting for him because I hate Nazis).

I do not like that holocaust joke table

wow i sure flagged the shit out of that unperson post, ffs

do you people ever get tired of meaningless online sanctimony

simon,

Since table has no discernible sense of humor at all

wtf! table totally has a sense of humor, and is hilarious IRL (c.f. he laughs at my jokes)

I was a little pleasantly surprised by its messaging, which really hammered on COVID and economic recovery.

I know you're not a Biden fan, but I'm just curious why this surprised you (especially since this was such a big theme of the DNC).

I guess I wasn't surprised by the messaging itself, but more by how it was presented-- in a manner that was people-focused.

funniest thing he's ever done pic.twitter.com/R6d0tGzpZX

— jordan (@JordanUhl) September 25, 2020

Joe playing up his virility to an audience of west point plebes, eh?