Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

i'm aware of the Davies thing but by that rubric Podence just killed De Bruyne's career Monday night

anyway, looking forward to watching teams quadruple up on Adama/Semedo

I jest

Pretty jealous of any team making signings at the moment tbh!

nah i know :D also Davies is potentially pretty special himself

The Premier League and EFL banging the drum about how terrible it is the government won't let them get supporters back in is doing my head in

Like I get that the impact of this on the lower tiers of English football will be catastrophic but fuckin hell read the room lads what did you think was going to happen

mostly i've heard Rugby Union dudes moaning who i hate anyway but yeah it's not a good look, instead of demanding to host rona parties they should maybe be asking some more pointed questions about how else the government might stop us ending up with the 44 Club

It's is imperative that no public money is spent on "propping" up rugby clubs, they will spend every penny of it on pint glasses which they will then drink piss out of

can you believe we have the best looking team in the prem

— liv (@oliviawwfc) September 24, 2020

show me the lie

Looks like Wolves - West Ham to proceed with Moyes managing from home

What if his feed has a delay?

Can only help West Ham

What will they do without his tormented looks from the touchline or are they going to beam them on Zoom using a big telly?

Is it Solskjaer's last game yet?

Odds shortening

Always love a Panenka.

Aw poor show

This seems like a good game, Brighton are entertaining

Was momentarily outraged by the reversed penalty but Aaron Connolly's Plan A is clearly Fall Over

Utd clearly stung into action by the prospect of ending up with a manager that sometimes shouts at them and asks them to work hard

Would have been criminal if Brighton hadn’t got a second.

Arse. Can't say Brighton didn't deserve that, though.

First time I have ever seen the game restarted after the final whistle.

a real "you are the ref" moment

that might be the jammiest win i've ever seen

Amazing pen

Y'know, the word "shitshow" is bandied around a lot these days

Should have been about 6-2 to Brighton

Thought Trossard was wasteful with that one that hit the bar, was lucky it didn’t fly miles over

Opta saying four is is the record for a single team hitting the woodwork in a match, Brighton hit it five times with Trossard doing three of them

Another ludicrous handball decision against Palace.

Total bullshit pen to Everton there

Christ's sake. We already had a pointless check and dozens of replays of the first one that hit his arm that obviously wasn't a pen either

It can’t go on like this. It that’s an unnatural position, you might as well pin defenders’ arms behind their backs.

This is hilarious.

Amazing.

You can still get 25-1 on Lampard being the first manager sacked.

age ain't nuthin but a number? yeah, thiago, whatever.

3-0 up from 25% possession.

critical support for the Boggies

Hmm this is strange. I thought Lampard had quietly assembled the best team in the history of the premier league with some astute summer signings?

he did, but he left them at the arcade by mistake and when he returned the next morning, they were no longer there

my dad was Villa so I am too, but all my mum's side of the family were Baggies and I have no beef w/ them (still hope they go down but it ain't personal). this is hilarious.

Slaven Bilic is deeply irritating though

my local team in the States (Orlando City) actually beat the Baggies handily in a friendly 5 years ago (3-1). it didn't mean much - Kaka was actually playing for us, and we were in mid-season form and the Baggies in training/pre-season form, but you'd never know it by the way fans were screaming about it afterwards ('the season's over!')

to be honest i've always hated the Bluenoses way more than West Brom

oh ffs you Tesco wankers

Lampard is absolutely delighted.

Well not every team will go to the Poorthorns and manage a draw

Sky pundits giving Frank credit for making game changing substitutions smdh

actually tbf Jamie Redknapp is being slightly more circumspect

Gareth Barry is in some respects my avatar of my football fandom and I will forgive him almost anything. my first ever live football match was Villa 1 - 0 Arsenal on the last day of the 97-98 season and i believe that may have been his full Premier League debut at the age of 17. the following season we got season tickets and kept them for another 7 years so basically throughout my entire formative period as a football fan Gareth Barry was the Villa boy and for that i will love him unreservedly forever. but christ whose idea was it to let the boring cunt talk on the telly

I saw Robert Huth make his Premier League debut for Chelsea. Something to tell the grandkids.

Chelsea making Thiago Silva the captain on his debut is a massive vibe. Bungling a routine clearance to concede the second is an even bigger one.

So I asked myself, have I got anything more useful to do than sit in the pub and watch football all day?

Kinda surreal watching Leeds and Blades playing shexy football

Chances both ends technically altho Bamford must be a lock for Golden Wasteman this season