you may remember him from such games as
"He's just turned Nelson Semedo inside out! An experienced right-back... Whoops!"Wow, Alphonso Davies is just so difficult to stop 🔥A magnificent assist from Bayern's rising star at left-back 🙌#Club2020 pic.twitter.com/NCbOrOyaJS— Football on BT Sport (@btsportfootball) August 14, 2020
― Number None, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 13:16 (three years ago) link
i'm aware of the Davies thing but by that rubric Podence just killed De Bruyne's career Monday night
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 13:18 (three years ago) link
anyway, looking forward to watching teams quadruple up on Adama/Semedo
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 13:19 (three years ago) link
I jest
Pretty jealous of any team making signings at the moment tbh!
― Number None, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 13:20 (three years ago) link
nah i know :D also Davies is potentially pretty special himself
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 13:21 (three years ago) link
The Premier League and EFL banging the drum about how terrible it is the government won't let them get supporters back in is doing my head in
Like I get that the impact of this on the lower tiers of English football will be catastrophic but fuckin hell read the room lads what did you think was going to happen
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link
mostly i've heard Rugby Union dudes moaning who i hate anyway but yeah it's not a good look, instead of demanding to host rona parties they should maybe be asking some more pointed questions about how else the government might stop us ending up with the 44 Club
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link
It's is imperative that no public money is spent on "propping" up rugby clubs, they will spend every penny of it on pint glasses which they will then drink piss out of
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 19:23 (three years ago) link
can you believe we have the best looking team in the prem— liv (@oliviawwfc) September 24, 2020
show me the lie
― O tempura! O scampes! (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 September 2020 10:59 (three years ago) link
Looks like Wolves - West Ham to proceed with Moyes managing from home
What if his feed has a delay?
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 September 2020 02:10 (three years ago) link
Can only help West Ham
― Mille scampeaux (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 September 2020 04:15 (three years ago) link
What will they do without his tormented looks from the touchline or are they going to beam them on Zoom using a big telly?
― Matt DC, Saturday, 26 September 2020 09:55 (three years ago) link
Is it Solskjaer's last game yet?
― Mille scampeaux (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 September 2020 11:10 (three years ago) link
Odds shortening
― Mille scampeaux (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 September 2020 12:09 (three years ago) link
Always love a Panenka.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 September 2020 12:12 (three years ago) link
Aw poor show
― Mille scampeaux (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 September 2020 12:13 (three years ago) link
This seems like a good game, Brighton are entertaining
Was momentarily outraged by the reversed penalty but Aaron Connolly's Plan A is clearly Fall Over
Utd clearly stung into action by the prospect of ending up with a manager that sometimes shouts at them and asks them to work hard
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 26 September 2020 13:01 (three years ago) link
Would have been criminal if Brighton hadn’t got a second.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 September 2020 13:23 (three years ago) link
Arse. Can't say Brighton didn't deserve that, though.
― The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 26 September 2020 13:24 (three years ago) link
First time I have ever seen the game restarted after the final whistle.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 September 2020 13:27 (three years ago) link
a real "you are the ref" moment
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 26 September 2020 13:28 (three years ago) link
that might be the jammiest win i've ever seen
― Number None, Saturday, 26 September 2020 13:30 (three years ago) link
Amazing pen
― crisp, Saturday, 26 September 2020 13:30 (three years ago) link
Y'know, the word "shitshow" is bandied around a lot these days
― Mille scampeaux (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 September 2020 13:30 (three years ago) link
Should have been about 6-2 to Brighton
Thought Trossard was wasteful with that one that hit the bar, was lucky it didn’t fly miles over
― crisp, Saturday, 26 September 2020 13:31 (three years ago) link
Opta saying four is is the record for a single team hitting the woodwork in a match, Brighton hit it five times with Trossard doing three of them
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 26 September 2020 13:31 (three years ago) link
Another ludicrous handball decision against Palace.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 September 2020 14:40 (three years ago) link
Total bullshit pen to Everton there
― crisp, Saturday, 26 September 2020 14:40 (three years ago) link
Christ's sake. We already had a pointless check and dozens of replays of the first one that hit his arm that obviously wasn't a pen either
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 26 September 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link
It can’t go on like this. It that’s an unnatural position, you might as well pin defenders’ arms behind their backs.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 September 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link
This is hilarious.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 September 2020 16:55 (three years ago) link
Amazing.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 September 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link
You can still get 25-1 on Lampard being the first manager sacked.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 September 2020 16:58 (three years ago) link
age ain't nuthin but a number? yeah, thiago, whatever.
― oscar bravo, Saturday, 26 September 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link
3-0 up from 25% possession.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 September 2020 17:10 (three years ago) link
critical support for the Boggies
― Mille scampeaux (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 September 2020 17:13 (three years ago) link
Hmm this is strange. I thought Lampard had quietly assembled the best team in the history of the premier league with some astute summer signings?
― cajunsunday, Saturday, 26 September 2020 17:14 (three years ago) link
he did, but he left them at the arcade by mistake and when he returned the next morning, they were no longer there
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 September 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link
my dad was Villa so I am too, but all my mum's side of the family were Baggies and I have no beef w/ them (still hope they go down but it ain't personal). this is hilarious.
Slaven Bilic is deeply irritating though
― Windsor Davies, Saturday, 26 September 2020 17:17 (three years ago) link
my local team in the States (Orlando City) actually beat the Baggies handily in a friendly 5 years ago (3-1). it didn't mean much - Kaka was actually playing for us, and we were in mid-season form and the Baggies in training/pre-season form, but you'd never know it by the way fans were screaming about it afterwards ('the season's over!')
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 September 2020 17:21 (three years ago) link
to be honest i've always hated the Bluenoses way more than West Brom
― Mille scampeaux (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 September 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link
oh ffs you Tesco wankers
― Mille scampeaux (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 September 2020 18:05 (three years ago) link
Lampard is absolutely delighted.
― cajunsunday, Saturday, 26 September 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link
Well not every team will go to the Poorthorns and manage a draw
― Mille scampeaux (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 September 2020 18:27 (three years ago) link
Sky pundits giving Frank credit for making game changing substitutions smdh
actually tbf Jamie Redknapp is being slightly more circumspect Gareth Barry is in some respects my avatar of my football fandom and I will forgive him almost anything. my first ever live football match was Villa 1 - 0 Arsenal on the last day of the 97-98 season and i believe that may have been his full Premier League debut at the age of 17. the following season we got season tickets and kept them for another 7 years so basically throughout my entire formative period as a football fan Gareth Barry was the Villa boy and for that i will love him unreservedly forever. but christ whose idea was it to let the boring cunt talk on the telly
― Windsor Davies, Saturday, 26 September 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link
I saw Robert Huth make his Premier League debut for Chelsea. Something to tell the grandkids.
― paolo, Sunday, 27 September 2020 09:48 (three years ago) link
Chelsea making Thiago Silva the captain on his debut is a massive vibe. Bungling a routine clearance to concede the second is an even bigger one.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 27 September 2020 10:00 (three years ago) link
So I asked myself, have I got anything more useful to do than sit in the pub and watch football all day?
― Mille scampeaux (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 September 2020 11:19 (three years ago) link
Kinda surreal watching Leeds and Blades playing shexy football
― Mille scampeaux (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 September 2020 11:24 (three years ago) link