why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

i'd guess that was stolen from Larry the Cable Guy but that seems to be operating on a level even he isn't capable of

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shared by my auntie, who is a lovely person and a published author too

https://i.imgur.com/6gQomyE_d.webp

or whatever

A Medicine Person

Nero Linguistic Programming

what amount of Laziness does a 30-something year-old woman need? worried I've been overdosing :(

depends how much you need, I suppose. So if you need to be lazy all the time, that's fine.

A Medicine Person ranks right up there with Bob Marley and Albert Einstein in terms of innate wisdom and authority.

- Mahatma Gandhi

A bottomless pit of relationship advice

https://scontent.fwlg3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/120285944_10223525828193882_4889681270058735199_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_sid=ca434c&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=7yfMyDA7pq0AX8bZcED&_nc_ht=scontent.fwlg3-1.fna&tp=14&oh=1d99d3c8c7a29d427ff60a830a558650&oe=5F968FFE

- Albert Einstein

I often find myself pondering the deeper questions like 'What is poison?'. Glad to hear the answer is 'Whatever'

Oasis etc

never trust a big butt and a smile

If you go to the garden and catch 100 red ants as well as 100 large black ants and put them in a jar, at first, nothing will happen 🤷🏼‍♂️
However, if you violently shake the jar and dump them back on the ground the ants will fight until they eventually kill each other ☠️
The thing is, the red ants think the black ants are the enemy and vice versa, when in reality, the real enemy is the person who shook the jar 🤯
This is exactly what’s happening in society today
Liberal vs Conservative
Black vs White
Pro Mask vs Anti Mask
The real question we need to be asking ourselves is who’s shaking the jar and why? 🤔

Dude maybe needs a refresher on what a conservative is

god is shaking the jar because she is bored

Who shook the jaaaar?
Father Noahhh

Tell me who's that shaking? John the Revelator

Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your ant jar.

Makes me think of this

https://verkoren.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/how-the-jerks-came-into-this-world.jpg

Chef God Pa Smurf

and all of the little ants are shaking
red and black, antenna waving
they're not asking who shaaaakes
who's shaking the jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

why mesa allow evil? issa berry boopjack!

https://i.ibb.co/hg9Vq0L/FB-IMG-1602469470627.jpg

O ok jeans coat guy

This.

Think about that.

Take as long as you like.

Let. That. Sink. In.

That guy looks like an absolute spanker whom I would avoid on sight if I knew him.

i'm guessing you guys probably laughed at that atlantic piece about how to be happier this election season

The gist of that article was pretty much "don't pay so much attention to the news. Also centrism is good."

Who amongst us doesn't breathe out a few mushrooms every day?

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due to the moist

that's the name of my next mixtape

Born to be moist

moist on both sides

moist by my own breathe-hard

slippery when moist

one yeasty, measty morning

T/S The Moist vs The Warmth

The Moist of a Generation.

Imagine being born in 1900.
When you're 14 years old
World War I begins
and it ends when you have 18
with 22 million dead.
Shortly after, a world pandemic,
a flu called ′′ spanish ",
kills 50 million people.
You come out alive and unscathed,
you are 20 years old
Then at 29 years you survive the global economic crisis that started with the collapse of the New York Stock Exchange, causing inflation, unemployment and famine.
At 33 the Nazis come to power.
You're 39 when World War II starts
and ends when you're 45 During the Holocaust (Shoáh) 6 million Jews die.
Over 60 million dead in total.
When you're 52 the Korean War starts.
When you're 64 the Vietnam War starts and ends when you're 75
A baby born in 1985 thinks his grandparents have no idea how difficult life is,
and survivors of different wars and disasters survived.
A boy born in 1995 and today 25 years old thinks it's the end of the world when his Amazon package takes more than three days to arrive or when he doesn't get more than 15 '' likes '' for his published photo on Facebook or Instagram...
In 2020 many of us live in comfort, we have access to different sources of entertainment at home and we often have more than we need.
But people complain because about everything.
Yet they have electricity, phone, food, hot water and roof over their heads.
None of this existed in the past.
But humanity survived much more serious circumstances and never lost the joy of living.
Maybe it's time to be less selfish, stop complaining and crying.

Electricity, food and hot water didn't exist in the past.

They left out polio.

Ball in the street, etc.

amazing how much our parents and grandparents accomplished before the invention of roofs

a flu called "spanish"

When you're 82 the Jam release their 4th album