ForenSix Opposition - Politics in the Soon To Be Former UK in Autumn 2020

Extremely critical support

So you’re still OK for Boris & Carrie’s ? https://t.co/WtVRatN3gW

— Adam Boulton (@adamboultonSKY) September 22, 2020

Hahahahaha.

An overwhelming 78% of Britons support the new lockdown measures announced today, including 44% who "strongly support" them.

Just 17% of Britons are opposed...https://t.co/cwZ3vSKLpE pic.twitter.com/SUhCkAqC9e

— YouGov (@YouGov) September 22, 2020

Surprise.

Keir Starmer has called for the government to extend or replace furlough

Some disquiet, then, that Labour is ending furlough on 30th Sept — a month before national scheme ends — and that some staff are being let go

(It's understood Lab has not claimed from job retention scheme) pic.twitter.com/aZbp0AOTfc

— Gabriel Pogrund (@Gabriel_Pogrund) September 22, 2020

Are Labour staff unionised what the fucking fuck

this clarification is ... not good

Source texts to say Labour's furlough scheme was principally for workers who contracts had expired as they were "linked to shadow cabinet posts and this has always been the case"

"It cost the Party hundreds of thousands of pounds and was agreed by Jennie Formby" https://t.co/sebhqZe1Bn

— Gabriel Pogrund (@Gabriel_Pogrund) September 22, 2020

For who? It’s good that they were kept on a few months, sad party doesn’t see fit to do so longer. Wrt unions there’s no single union for the party, so people are probably represented by different ones.

78% of the GBP support the lockdown measures because they like dobbing in other people and anyway common sense tells them it's fine to have this extended family barbecue and hot tub party we've been planning it for weeks that's just stupid it's the students and the BLMs doing all the spreading

Really, people like the firefighter in the screen shot organising with Momentum...people doing the work is the only way to wipe the smile off cunts like Dan.

Biggest troll on this website, and it is just one more mark of shame on our national press that a man who does nothing but degrade the national conversation is paid several times the average salary for his disproportionate 'contribution' to it. pic.twitter.com/B5en4AmEuV

— Andrew Bartlett (@AndrewBartletta) September 22, 2020

oh fuck Hodges and his overrated senile Blue Labour mum!

I keep seeing pics of shopping trolleys stacked with desperately snatched toilet rolls of panic and despair, but this has had no impact on the bulk-buy markets yet. The cheap stuff is still going for as low as 108 for £16.49 on e-bay, some of these toilet roll magnates that made their fortune in the first months of lockdown 1 now have so many acres of the stuff stacked up in their warehouses, they won't start the price gouging until they've sold at least a million tonnes of these fuckers at normal rates!

People aren't seriously panic-buying again are they?

according to twitter and my mum the toilet roll aisles in ASDA are empty again.

My only metric of what’s going on in the outside world, the availability of Ocado deliveries, suggests yes.

weird. I just had a look on Ocado and there is no toilet roll out of stock, presumably this hasn't hit the south coast yet!

I have a young autist in the house who seems to use quarter of a roll per dump sometimes, so I always bulk buy. I ordered 108 for 18.49 from an e-bay seller last month they didn't arrive within 2 and a half weeks after my payment, so I complained and they sent me 216 as a twofer goodwill gesture and as ruthless as I am I gave them a neutral feedback score!

I use a few different online delivery merchants and despite all the extra recruitment and expansion the big supermarkets did during lockdown 1, those delivery slots are definitely getting taken up much faster now and I could see it getting worse. The fucking price Ocado charge for their bogroll - I'm not surprised they haven't sold out in some regions!

it’s grown from ethically sourced panda dreams

which are more expensive than you’d think, because of the cost of mining them

special toilet roll, if you hang it over your bed at night it catches your dreams and your fingers don't go through the paper. Got to say though the new Ocado partnership with M&S makes me wish I could afford a delivery from them every week, fucking love M&S food. yes now I'm bad as well!

I remember working on a Huntapac carrot line back in '92. When the line supervisor got out those marks & spencer bags, if you put a carrot that looked like a syphilitic cock into one of their hallowed bags ... you might get away with it once.

I stumbled into a Metro article about an expected surge in panic buying and difficulty with delivery slots.
It was full of uncaptioned photos of empty shelves from 6 months ago in order to boost the panic.

i can't see any reason why anybody would panic buy on the other hand there are people who think the rona is an illuminati conspiracy so

I don't know who starts it but it's like Katamari. Within days we'll all be caught in a rolling ever-expanding bog roll that won't stop until someone deflects us into the paracetamol or hand sanitizer levels.

the mad thing is everybody's been thru this now, they know the supermarkets will be open and stocked. panic is a weird thing, like you say, like a stampede

what will be the real doozy will be when the brexit transition period ends and the new panic-buying will be looting and the new police will be armed soldiers (fresh from the sprout plantations of North Wales and ready4action!).

The military will be too busy with the sprouts for a Normal Christmas so we'll need a private militia to replace the replacement rozzers.

Speaking of

I condemn wholeheartedly this erosion of global human rights standards and I am proud to be supporting this amendment, along with other @socialistcam MPs, laying out our opposition. pic.twitter.com/Qu9izS666Y

— Apsana Begum MP (@ApsanaBegumMP) September 23, 2020

January's going to be the real motherfucker.

2021's going to be the real mf

be prepared

https://youtu.be/v-mWK_kcZMs

What if we are in the real mf now, and it just goes on forever?

well yeah also that

mf doom

End Times don't go on forever, the clue is in the name.

feeling a bit guilty about all the times i said 'lol we're all gonna die' in the ukpol threads now, sorry everyone i probably shouldn't have been using this monkey paw to type it out

Asking again since my last post didn't lead to any responses: zero covid strategy, practicable or not? I know it's academic - the govt won't do it - but would like to know...

Seems fine

https://twitter.com/lisaocarroll/status/1308752656014413825

https://twitter.com/lisaocarroll/status/1308752656014413825 ah

SIGH

NEW : Internal border to be erected Kent

Gove confirms that truckers will have to have a Brexit passport to get permission to drive into Kent.

Those who don't have "Kent Access Permit" will be turned away by police using automatic number plate recognition, he tells house.

We need to go full Passport To Pimlico imo.

fuck driving to Pimlico

Fuck Pimlico in general, there’s nowhere good to eat there

it's got a lovely gallery

counterpoint: what have the burgundians ever done for us

Asking again since my last post didn't lead to any responses: zero covid strategy, practicable or not? I know it's academic - the govt won't do it - but would like to know...

Honestly I don't think it's credible given the country's geographic position and how contagious the virus is, it might have been an achieveable goal in Feb-March but it's too pervasive now.

This is what Kent deserves for voting Tory all the time

If there is to be a border with Kent, it should be drawn with a ruler by a brown guy who has never been there

— Ahir Shah (@AhirShah) September 23, 2020

"If there is to be a border with Kent, it should be drawn with a ruler by a brown guy who has never been there"

New Zealand is still struggling a little with zero Covid and they're remote islands with a very limited number of access points.

(Things Tories might've been right to worry about: alternate history PM Corbyn hastily signs deal to return NI in March)

🤔🤔🤔

Despite the same commitment in the Conservative manifesto none of this bill applies to Northern Ireland says @JohnHealey_MP

— PARLY (@PARLYapp) September 23, 2020

Yeah was about to post that, actually bleeding from the eyes and nose

That's the "protect our brave boys" bill?