Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

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Incredible how quickly one of the strengths of our team - the CBs - has become one of the main weaknesses.

Think we might get something out of that Ndombele to Son ball at some point though. Djenepo looking terrifying.

Also Dele to PSG appears to be a thing. Maybe we can buy an entirely new team.

Matt DC, Sunday, 20 September 2020 11:30 (five years ago)

Was coming

groovypanda, Sunday, 20 September 2020 11:32 (five years ago)

Dinked ball over the top, inevitably.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 20 September 2020 11:37 (five years ago)

love to see mou getting paid 8 mill a year for turning spurs into a hoofball team

oscar bravo, Sunday, 20 September 2020 11:46 (five years ago)

Another cracking finish

groovypanda, Sunday, 20 September 2020 11:47 (five years ago)

Good from Ndombele there

groovypanda, Sunday, 20 September 2020 11:48 (five years ago)

Ndombele’s turn!

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 20 September 2020 11:49 (five years ago)

Boom!

groovypanda, Sunday, 20 September 2020 12:06 (five years ago)

Not a fan of these late offside flags

groovypanda, Sunday, 20 September 2020 12:09 (five years ago)

fuck var iirc

how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 September 2020 12:11 (five years ago)

Boom again.

Son hat-trick

groovypanda, Sunday, 20 September 2020 12:23 (five years ago)

<3

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 20 September 2020 12:24 (five years ago)

Look at the joy on his face.

Matt DC, Sunday, 20 September 2020 12:24 (five years ago)

Three shots on target, three goals

groovypanda, Sunday, 20 September 2020 12:25 (five years ago)

I have to say this is quite unexpected considering how terrible we were for most of the first half.

Matt DC, Sunday, 20 September 2020 12:28 (five years ago)

Still half expecting Saints to get a couple themselves in the final 20

groovypanda, Sunday, 20 September 2020 12:30 (five years ago)

Make that four shots, four goals

Get fucking in

groovypanda, Sunday, 20 September 2020 12:31 (five years ago)

Think that's four assists foe Kane too

groovypanda, Sunday, 20 September 2020 12:32 (five years ago)

I'll say one thing for the Spurs' defence - at least they're not fucking Southampton

groovypanda, Sunday, 20 September 2020 12:44 (five years ago)

I mean one of them was in the Spurs defence until recently and has taken a hammering in this second half.

Matt DC, Sunday, 20 September 2020 12:46 (five years ago)

fuck VAR indeed

groovypanda, Sunday, 20 September 2020 12:47 (five years ago)

I didn’t think the handball situation could be worse than last season but the last three have been an absolute scandal.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 20 September 2020 12:48 (five years ago)

Cost us a top 4 place too

groovypanda, Sunday, 20 September 2020 12:50 (five years ago)

what are they doing

how have they made it even more stupid

Number None, Sunday, 20 September 2020 12:50 (five years ago)

Two Maupay goals in the first six minutes.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 20 September 2020 13:10 (five years ago)

My enthusiasm for Hasenhuttl has waned slightly after he decided that was the way to play against Spurs.

Matt DC, Sunday, 20 September 2020 13:29 (five years ago)

Newcastlol

how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 September 2020 15:16 (five years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EiXKnLFXgAAFFiI?format=jpg&name=large

how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 September 2020 17:26 (five years ago)

Astonishing performance from Kepa today, Karius-level shit.

Matt DC, Sunday, 20 September 2020 17:51 (five years ago)

Only had the radio on but I wouldn't expect him to start their next game

how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 September 2020 18:08 (five years ago)

First half sounded a terrible match altogether, than god the Beeb are spoiling us with champagne football

And as I type that lol Chris Wood

how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 September 2020 18:10 (five years ago)

they've signed Mendy from Rennes as a replacement

Kepa possibly the worst signing in PL history, given his price tag

Number None, Sunday, 20 September 2020 18:34 (five years ago)

Semedo a done deal?!!!

Fuck yes if so

origami condom (Neanderthal), Sunday, 20 September 2020 18:37 (five years ago)

Not official from the club yet last I checked but looks very done

how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 September 2020 18:41 (five years ago)

What's the biggest weekend for goals in EPL history? We can't be far off that with two games left to go - including City Wolves which is a potential humdinger.

Matt DC, Monday, 21 September 2020 13:12 (five years ago)

shhhhh

how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 September 2020 13:13 (five years ago)

i dunno, i was going to start a "why is defending so bad and hated?" thread yesterday

how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 September 2020 13:13 (five years ago)

Gibbs “I’ll fcuking do it again.
Seamus “No you won’t do it again. Who you talking to you’ll do it again? Hard man. Fcuking hard man.”pic.twitter.com/2OsHffdjNX

— Irish Football Pics (@irish_pics) September 20, 2020

Number None, Monday, 21 September 2020 13:14 (five years ago)

Who cares? #defenceisboring #goals

Matt DC, Monday, 21 September 2020 13:15 (five years ago)

yeah but we've already had the rules changed so you get penalties if you can hit a defender with the ball

how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 September 2020 13:24 (five years ago)

Glad they finally adapted the Michael Jordan strategy

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 September 2020 14:12 (five years ago)

In MLS if you slip in the box because you are bad at football lose your footing they point to the spot.

Explains why we see fewer tackles in the box than in EPL and because they're bad at football

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 September 2020 14:13 (five years ago)

Gagging for Villa vs Sheffield Unitard to be a truly wretched 0-0 with no shots on target or incidents of note

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 21 September 2020 14:30 (five years ago)

i'll take that for our game tbh

no, ignore me, it's just worse pressure after last season somehow

how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 September 2020 14:39 (five years ago)

You've got to build on last season and beat them by at least a three goal margin imo, nothing less

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 21 September 2020 15:01 (five years ago)

So many teams seem surprised that the season has started.

Also very few team playing archetypal 4-5-1 Allardycian clogger ball any more. Even Palace have a hint of joie-de-vivre under Hodgosaurus.

in twelve parts (lamonti), Monday, 21 September 2020 16:51 (five years ago)

Sheffield United already down to 10 after Egan's slightly-more-innocuous restaging of the Chelsea red card

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 21 September 2020 17:18 (five years ago)

This is going to be a grindingly inevitable attacking masterclass isn't it

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 21 September 2020 19:32 (five years ago)

what an idiotic challenge

Number None, Monday, 21 September 2020 19:36 (five years ago)

classic Saiss ffs

how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 September 2020 19:36 (five years ago)


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