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I shall now dump a tray of icecubes down my pants. Thank you.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://home.cuffs.com/sasha/galleries/vintage_galleries-20/tn_perversity-01_jpg.jpg

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.aladisposition.com/images/press/press_takashimaya_photo.gif

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

oh my.

I am having a hard time gauging how much luna likes to sex the ladies. I've never asked.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.katespinups.com/photos/bettie_1/betty92.jpg

Classic for a reason

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks AND BITCHES (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread makes it so so much worse. i hate you all.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.jenten.com/gammel/bilder/vargas11.jpg

Embrace it...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks AND BITCHES (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I am having a hard time gauging how much luna likes to sex the ladies. I've never asked.

I like it.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess we could start posting pics of roadkill and overweight seniors - but who really wants that?

xpost

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Wo doesn't!

x-post

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"Who," obviously.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://history.acusd.edu/gen/WW2Pics5/bettygrable01.jpg

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Your 50's subservient bubbly types bore me.

ihttp://www.libri.de/shop/coverscans/131/1319549_4294300_xl.jpg

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://members.aye.net/~gharris/blog/legup.jpg

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

But you can SEE my subservient 50's types!

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

But do they like it in the ass, that's the real question.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.dating-tips-and-pick-up-lines.com/images/leather_fetish.gif

Better?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks And LEATHER SLUTS (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.kittenstoyroom.com/leather_wear/images/index_06.jpg

ILX, in a nutshell.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks And LEATHER SLUTS (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Now you're talkin'.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

In a strange way, the outfits the 50's girls are in are more sadistic than leather straps and buckles.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

PUSSYWHIPPED! I GET IT HAHAAHAHAAHA!

― Remy (octodog.com) (x Jeremy), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

err, that was a little insincere. sorry.

― Remy (octodog.com) (x Jeremy), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

You like it and you know it.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.beesign.at/falten/view/heroines/schlumpfine.jpg

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe you thought to look for that.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd hit it.

― Remy [(X+Y)(X+Y)= X^2 + 2XY + Y^2] (x Jeremy), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.beesign.at/falten/superheldinnen.html

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.beesign.at/falten/view/heroines/spider2.jpg

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, I'm unsettled.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Only now? THAT WAS SMURFETTE UP THERE

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

wrapped in latex, apparently, yeah. But at least she didn't have vagi-claws.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Enough with the freaky pictures - more of the sexing.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry, in searching for Sorayama art I found those crazy things and had to share. here's some sexy Sorayama:
http://esquisse.free.fr/Filles/sorayama/images/sora_045.jpg
http://esquisse.free.fr/Filles/sorayama/images/sora_015.jpg
ihttp://www.ibiblio.org/ulysses/gec/painting/sorayama/hajime1.jpg
ihttp://web.tiscali.it/puntonetonline/hot/SOR14.JPG

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I shall leave you today by assaulting your senses and your sexes wwith Ellen Von Unwerth and Helmut Newton. You've all been great. PEACE OUT!

http://soulcatcherstudio.com/images/unwerth_book_images/Unwerth_5.jpg

http://a.relaunch.focus.de/img/gen/G/K/HBGKA1NaqTo_Pxgen_rc_400xA,400xA+0+0.jpg

http://www.mekka.com/log/images/helmut_women.jpg

http://www.artfacts.net/exhibpics/14470.jpg

http://www.lesbonet.org/galeria/albums/Ellen_Von_Unwerth/02_g.gif

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://members.lycos.co.uk/fantastygaleria/galleries/Hajime_Sorayama/h_sorayama029.jpg

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I felt like a douche when I saw the image of those two girls making out upthread and my reaction was 'OOH CIGARETTES'

― Dude, are you a 15 year old asian chick? (jingleberries), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://members.lycos.co.uk/fantastygaleria/galleries/Hajime_Sorayama/h_sorayama037.jpg

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Drawings of naked women do nothing whatsoever for me.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

all this and shamelessly flirting with someone online (okay, she might turn out to be a 40year old man in his parents' basement, but damn, she's good) — MASSIVE HORN.

*retreats to consider his options - to wank or not to wank*

― carson dial (carson dial), Friday, 18 March 2005 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Wank.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 March 2005 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I cannot stand that Sorayama guy.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Not much for me either but I bet drawing them is fun.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 18 March 2005 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

ahahahah alright, enjoy your co-misery. adieu

http://www.eros-guide.com/articles/2003-06-10/stockings/stockings4.jpg

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 March 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost -

I wholeheartedly endorse luna and her advice…

― carson dial (carson dial), Saturday, 19 March 2005 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Well hell, I did it, I could hardly tell someone else not to.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 19 March 2005 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I love how we used to flirt shamelessly on Fridays and now we talk smut and advise each other to wank. It feels like we've come so far...

― M. White (Miguelito), Saturday, 19 March 2005 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.zona10.com.mx/autores/Helmut_Newton/images/nw-03_jpg.jpg

http://www.zona10.com.mx/autores/Helmut_Newton/images/nw-24_jpg.jpg

http://www.zona10.com.mx/autores/Helmut_Newton/images/nw-26_jpg.jpg

ihttp://usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2004/February/monica.bellucci.index.5.small2.jpg

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Saturday, 19 March 2005 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://grampaslap.com/images/shag/diego.jpg

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Saturday, 19 March 2005 09:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://freespace.virgin.net/slampiece.inc/5/images/ewan&jon.jpg

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Saturday, 19 March 2005 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

I agree with the sleep deprivation hypothesis.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), September 29th, 2004 3:10 PM. (jaymc) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

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