Vegemite: banned in the U.S.A.

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I was pretty pissed off about this for a minute

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, Snopes are fast.

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/DOGS.jpg

researching ur life (grady), Thursday, 26 October 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

so can you buy this stuff at stores or what? what does it taste like?

Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Thursday, 26 October 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

Ass gone bad.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 26 October 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

It tastes like apple butter, but without the apple or butter flavor.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 26 October 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

hmm. love apple butter, not big on ass.

Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Thursday, 26 October 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...
This looks like it's the only Vegemite thread, so I'll pretend it's a CLASSIC OR DUD thread:

CLASSIC.

Aimee introduced me to it, and I've mostly been having it on toast with butter, but my favorite use for it by far is on a cheeseburger, preferably with some sort of spice (habanero Cheddar, for instance, or hot sauce in addition to the Vegemite and cheese). Also good on roasted potatoes, and I've just had a bowl of glass noodles with roast pork, roasted asparagus, Vegemite, and a little demiglace to thin it out.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

You are the only person I know who would ever even think of that.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 January 2007 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I was reading a blog entry about someone eating noodles with Maggi in Malaysia, and Maggi's in that class of Thick Brown Umami Condiments with Marmite/Vegemite/etc, so I figured what the hell.

Dinner tonight: pimento cheese-stuffed burger with Vegemite.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 18 January 2007 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

Kraft need to hire you for a new ad campaign man.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 18 January 2007 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

I've never stuff cheese or anything into a hamburger. What is the method?

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 18 January 2007 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

I keep looking for the reply button.

Vegemite is really an ideal burger condiment, because it's compatible with the existing traditional burger condiments -- so unlike teriyaki sauce or something, it gives you an expanded palette rather than an alternate one, something that doesn't happen as often. (Of course ketchup itself is an example of this happening -- in fact, an example of it happening twice.)

Cheese-stuffed burger: I pressed a layer of ground beef on a plate that was thin enough that the resulting burger wouldn't be massive, but thick enough that things wouldn't leak through; spooned some pimento cheese onto it, leaving a wide margin just in case; and then pressed more ground beef on top of it. This burger happens to be rectangular because I'm out of buns and am using a sub roll, but that shouldn't matter.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 18 January 2007 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, I wasn't sure if you did that or rolled a meatball, thumbed a hole, pushed the cheese in and pressed the whole thing flat.

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 18 January 2007 00:55 (nineteen years ago)

I wouldn't want to do that with pimento cheese, but I think you could with something more solid -- Cheddar, roasted peppers, etc.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 18 January 2007 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25633898-401,00.html

we know you love vegemite and we totally respect that and we won't change your Vegemite, it's a national icon 8==m=D~

but here try this its srsly smoother and better

wilter, Sunday, 14 June 2009 11:48 (sixteen years ago)

"It's the like New Coke, it'll be around forever!"

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 14 June 2009 12:11 (sixteen years ago)

While the exact recipe is a closely-held secret, the new Vegemite experience is, basically, regular vegemite combined with cream cheese.

So it's Vegemite and Cream Cheese. But the exact recipe is a closely-held secret. All we can tell you that it's Vegemite and Cream Cheese.

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 14 June 2009 12:13 (sixteen years ago)

loll

what u arrestin me for, innit (╓abies), Sunday, 14 June 2009 12:27 (sixteen years ago)

To determine the level of that affection, Kraft undertook its “How Do You Like Your Vegemite” census and the Vegemite forum.

”They told us they wanted a Vegemite that doesn't require combining with butter and one that's easier to spread,” Mr Talbot said.

Wait, whaaaat. The whole point is the melted butter. I dont want the butter BUILT IN. I tried those vegemite flavoured Kraft Singles and they were complete ass. DONT MESS WITH MY MITE.

I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Monday, 15 June 2009 01:35 (sixteen years ago)

Mind you a very-slightly softer formula wouldnt go amiss, I have to admit. But only if NOTHING ELSE CHANGES.

I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Monday, 15 June 2009 01:36 (sixteen years ago)

Being a Snu article, I'm suprised theres no comments and "vote now" on that article, with 675654534232 frothing old aussies saying "HANDS OFF A TRADITION YOU FILTHY SEPTICS"

I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Monday, 15 June 2009 01:37 (sixteen years ago)

otm re melted butter Trayce. For a while I was going no butter, just 'mite. I was such a fool

wilter, Monday, 15 June 2009 01:46 (sixteen years ago)

this is str8 bullshit and i look forward to its complete failure

comedy cafe at the toxteth hotel (electricsound), Monday, 15 June 2009 01:49 (sixteen years ago)

it mite go well in cheesymite scroll bullshit tho

wilter, Monday, 15 June 2009 01:51 (sixteen years ago)

mmmm

comedy cafe at the toxteth hotel (electricsound), Monday, 15 June 2009 01:52 (sixteen years ago)

are u frontin on cheesymite scrolls wilter?? good god

Executive Producer Wolf Dick (haitch), Monday, 15 June 2009 01:54 (sixteen years ago)

The new Vegemite won't be on the supermarket shelves until July 5 with the launch being forced on Kraft after the existence of the product became public.

are they worried people will download it from rapidshare or something

Executive Producer Wolf Dick (haitch), Monday, 15 June 2009 01:55 (sixteen years ago)

hahahaha

comedy cafe at the toxteth hotel (electricsound), Monday, 15 June 2009 01:56 (sixteen years ago)

co-worker just told me while waiting for the coffee to brew that her son eats a vegemite sandwich every day at school, BUT in a bizarre twist he will only eat it if the two slices of bread are spread half with vegemite and half butter, then folded individually in a triangle shape. it's not even a sandwich at all if you ask me!!

kids are fuckin weird sometimes, for serious

Executive Producer Wolf Dick (haitch), Monday, 15 June 2009 02:08 (sixteen years ago)

If they called this shit Cheesymite and made it clear it is what it is - vegemite flavoured Kraft Cheese Spread - then all well and good. Otherwise blurgh.

I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Monday, 15 June 2009 02:12 (sixteen years ago)

lolstralians

what u arrestin me for, innit (╓abies), Monday, 15 June 2009 02:14 (sixteen years ago)

;__;

wilter, Monday, 15 June 2009 02:15 (sixteen years ago)

H i do <3 the scrolls!

sometimes they're just not vegemitey enuff tho.

wilter, Monday, 15 June 2009 02:17 (sixteen years ago)

trayce i reckon bakers delight might have a few words to say on your naming plan there

Executive Producer Wolf Dick (haitch), Monday, 15 June 2009 03:38 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah well they can shove it.

I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Monday, 15 June 2009 03:39 (sixteen years ago)

Creamymite then.

ghetto nanna (sic), Monday, 15 June 2009 03:41 (sixteen years ago)

it might indeed

comedy cafe at the toxteth hotel (electricsound), Monday, 15 June 2009 03:49 (sixteen years ago)

Ewww.

I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Monday, 15 June 2009 04:00 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

we got some vegemite from family friends in australia.

should i try this shit or is it super duper grossville?

Q and Not Gucci (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:27 (fifteen years ago)

there is only one way to find out...rub it all over a brown banana and scarf it.

got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)

i would hate to ruin the shock surprise

Kool G. Frap (jjjusten), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:29 (fifteen years ago)

I think it is really delicious & I eat it lots, but most people's first exposure to it results in screams of "gaaah what the fuck"

basically if you're not the sort of eater who on tasting something weird goes "people like this? I wonder if I ate more if I'd start to like it too" then you should give it a pass

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:30 (fifteen years ago)

pro tip: the more you slather onto a piece of bread the better it tastes

Kool G. Frap (jjjusten), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

see now if you are hoping to enjoy it I would say "start with a very thin coating" but I think jjjusten, not to cast aspersions, does not have the noblest of intentions here

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

http://cafecomritalina.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/vegemite-2.jpg

circa1916, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:34 (fifteen years ago)

Agreed. Also, works better on toast than bread. Grainy bread is better than white, with a touch of melting butter, a dabbed spread of vegemite. No, fuck it, white is great too.

paulhw, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:34 (fifteen years ago)

pro tip: if i like you and give you a "pro tip", i am probably trying to ruin your day for my own amusement

Kool G. Frap (jjjusten), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:36 (fifteen years ago)

lord forgive me
the vegemite got me not knowin' how to act

Q and Not Gucci (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:37 (fifteen years ago)

i did a taste test on this + other weirdo aussie/NZ/britisher spreads here somewhere but i cant remember the thread title. i also had my poor unfortunate dog undergo the same trials.

Kool G. Frap (jjjusten), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:38 (fifteen years ago)


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