Hello? [This is Spencer Chow's first and only thread. Please read even if you hate me because I think it is very important.]

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If that Lionel head was made out of refried beans it would be the most killer chip-dip at any party ever in the history of the world.

That was exactly what I was thinking.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

It would also make an interesting cat food bowl.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

It would! It would probably scare my dog though, he's kind of skittish.

― Leon Jones Reynolds (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

my friend made a tom jones cookie jar head.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not unusual.

― Leon Jones Reynolds (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

*rim shot*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Da-da-da-da-da!

(xpost)

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost) Ew! Oh wait... San Fernando Valley terms be confusing me...

― Ian Riese-Moraine has a grenade, that pineapple's not just a toy! (Eastern Mantr, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Bring Me The Clay Head of Lionel Richie!

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Last year I was stopped in the street by a camera crew who asked me what I would do if I won a million pounds. I gave them a really dull answer - that I'd go on holiday - then the old staircase spirit took hold and I realised I should have said I'd track down Lionel Richie's clay head and pay whatever it took to be its owner. Maybe one day I will get another chance. Maybe I should use the million to buy a shedload of clay.

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Build a Lionel Richie head FAP anyone?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

!!!

Oh my god, I think you have determined the theme for the next one.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, in the future, any revivings of this thread should be started by posting "Hello?". Thanks.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, most people in random internet pics are annoying, but I think I'd like this guy:
http://www.macalester.edu/~fines/lionel/media/day2-7.jpg
Also, Go Bears.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

You can now see what they teach us in those UC Berkeley American Studies seminars!!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Educational funds well spent.

― Leon Jones Reynolds (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

For some reason, even the "Click on image to see large version" captions are cracking me up.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa, this one is weird:
http://www.frontiermodels.co.uk/images/products/Mace.jpg
there's a drag element to this one - like it's a bust of RuPaul or something.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

There's something on another thread I think you should see

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I know, I posted that pic before but never looked at where it was from.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

wait, that's a link in this thread(?)

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

But isn't that an insoluble paradox, one of the Starship-computer-destroying variety?

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, I just wanted to quote the last line of the video, as I remember it.

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think I get it.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Now you understand the joys have having your own thread!

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes! Good point!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, just messing with you. Isn't the dénouement of the "Hello" video the sculpture teaching telling LR "There's something in the other room I think you should see"? At which point we see the famous objet d'art that inspired this thread? Or, more accurately, we see the famous objet d'art that inspired the beloved objet d'art that inspired this thread.

(xpost)

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

OK! Now I get it, very good!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Uhhh...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

!!!!

PIPING HOT LIONEL LOAF

The existence of this phrase justifies the universe continuing for another day.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

As Ned would say, 'Heavens!!'

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

PIPING HOT LIONEL LOAF

Somehow, this makes perfect sense to me.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Meatloaf is super fucking jealous now.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Hello?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.northernstars.ca/titles/Media/outrageous.jpg

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"You look like your hotter
Than piping hot Lionel Loaf"
I said "What's your name?"
He said "My tag says Meatloaf"

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Cause Lionel's got a big old jaw
I know I told you that I'd be true
But Lionel's got a big old jaw
So I'm leaving you

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Natural Born Threadkilla strikes again.

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Hello?

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 28 April 2005 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it me you're looking for?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 April 2005 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

the thing is...the Jackson thing is kind of unprecedented. I mean it has no reason to exist.

I really need scan a photo of the michael jackson bust I found at a swap meet in NJ a few years ago

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 28 April 2005 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

People should serve food in the likeness of famous people more often. I, for one, would love to eat macaroni n cheese that looked like Cher.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 28 April 2005 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I would love to eat out of Kirsten Dunst

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 28 April 2005 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I sense a superfluous "of".

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 April 2005 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I would just like to note that the infuriating Jake Gyllenhaal would be an unnecessary but lovely plus to eating out of Maggie and Kirsten. Thank you.

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 28 April 2005 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this TMI or not enough?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 28 April 2005 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

put the superfluous "of" between infuriating and Jake

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 28 April 2005 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I really need scan a photo of the michael jackson bust I found at a swap meet in NJ a few years ago

Yes, we must see this.

― Leon Jones Reynolds (Ex Leon), Thursday, 28 April 2005 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I would also like some Dolly Parton-shaped mashed potatoes.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 28 April 2005 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Wouldn't we all?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 28 April 2005 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

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