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If anything this is a gigantic improvement on the thread premise and to be encouraged.

LJ's recipe honestly looks pretty good but I'm not sure about the inclusion of fish and jackfruit together.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:10 (five years ago)

well 2 weeks i have been using it but I have started with some quite unadventurous recipes like playing very fast + loose with authenticity chicken masalas or beef stews until I get a feel how this high pressure beast works. I bought a little platform for steaming chicken on and am cooking a beef brisket in it at some point this week.

calzino, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:13 (five years ago)

it's a blessing on hot days and my kitchen has no extractor fan, so I can put the pot next to window when I release the pressure drop (rip Toots!)

calzino, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:15 (five years ago)

lol I meant Ilx user harbl xxp

calzino, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:21 (five years ago)

not that there is anything wrong with playing fast and loose with trad recipes in the comfort of your own kitchen. But when tory cunts like Jamie Oliver sell 800000 books/get a million youtube views murdering food and have the audacity to call the dishes by their traditional names - that's where it becomes bad imo.

calzino, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:27 (five years ago)

The only Tory cook I pay attention to is user imago.

scampo italiano (gyac), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:29 (five years ago)

remember Jonathan Meades brought out a cookbook and it was full of joyless unappetising recipes involving the likes of boiling bones and Parmesan rinds with a bit of sherry? At least imago recipe didn't seem that bad!

calzino, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:33 (five years ago)

I'd still read it tbf!

imago, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:44 (five years ago)

Have we ever done a worst celebrity cookbooks thread?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:59 (five years ago)

Do it

imago, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:12 (five years ago)

Guy Fieri lol

naked and sexually active alien (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:15 (five years ago)

are we sure the jackfruit fish pie stew didn't cure the illness?

bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:34 (five years ago)

lol i bought that Meades book for my brother, i haven't read it

how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 16:08 (five years ago)

I was strapped for time today because of cutting my hedges earlier so just sauteed some onions/garlic/celery/beef strips, added some stout/beef stock/tom puree/vegetables/green bell peppers/oregano/spring greens/chick peas and incinerated it in the pressure chamber and viola ..very reasonable stew done in 30-40 minutes.

calzino, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 16:10 (five years ago)

that sounds nice!

today is exclusively soup for me. my mum just dropped by with some vermicelli in vegetable stock and insisted I have it. so I'm having it. it feels very medicinal

imago, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 16:13 (five years ago)

medicinal? you are actually eating the soup and not draping the vermicelli over your forehead and other limbs?

sarahell, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 16:39 (five years ago)

depends on whether you've got vermicelli or sanguisughe.

这是我的显示名称 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 16:49 (five years ago)

I want to say this here instead of taking it up on the other thread.

But the one thing in 2020 I would've 100% believed had you told me in 2010 is that while a worldwide pandemic sickens and kills millions, imago would pop up on the ILX appropriate thread to report that he's had symptoms, only for it later to be revealed as a simple case of food poisoning.

I am completely sincere when I say this, LJ: Dude, don't you ever change.

pplains, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 16:57 (five years ago)

Otm. Truly the hero we need in these dark times - as long as he’s not cooking for you.

scampo italiano (gyac), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 16:59 (five years ago)

it is a weirdly reassuring occurrence

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 17:14 (five years ago)

I want to have a moan about something, congratulations you are going to read it (or not)

In the first days of the pandemic my wife ordered about 300 n95 masks from China, these cost a fair amount of money. The idea was to give a handful to every old relative / friend we could think of, keep a few for ourselves, then donate the rest to the NHS. Well the NHS trust didn't want them, said they didn't know the brand (!), so we tried to sell them online, but sites like gumtree don't let you sell them, they just delete the listing. So on Sunday I got up at 5.15 to drive to the local car boot sale and see if I could sell them there. Not only did nobody buy a single mask, I had a stream of punters and stallholders walking past me, making fun of me, insulting me, some were anti-maskers, some thought I didn't have a "proper stall", some said they could get three masks for £2 at Wilko, it was a miserable morning and I hate everyone at the car boot sale. So I don't know, we shouldn't have ordered them, it was a stupid idea I suppose, nobody's fault but our own.

这是我的显示名称 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 20:19 (five years ago)

Would legit be interesting in buying some(provided you test -ve lol)

scampo italiano (gyac), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 20:20 (five years ago)

I can send you some, no need to pay me

这是我的显示名称 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 20:21 (five years ago)

or to any of you in uk - james at centuriesofsound dot com - as long as i test negative i suppose, yes

这是我的显示名称 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 20:31 (five years ago)

ooh another James solidarity brother

how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 20:34 (five years ago)

most popular boys name of the late 70s, we are legion

这是我的显示名称 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 20:38 (five years ago)

Lol if only I was born in the late 70s

how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 20:43 (five years ago)

I instantly thought of you as cams o’ donnell, tbh. Ok, I will email you at some point, please do not dox me as you will only upset the other ilxor I live with, tyia.

scampo italiano (gyac), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 20:46 (five years ago)

i keep reading "breaking up with a friend" to the tune of gloria estefan coming out of the dark

superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 17 September 2020 01:45 (five years ago)

I also don't want to sit around and wait by the phone for someone who doesn't seem to give a shit to call me.
...

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, December 17, 2003 3:27 PM (sixteen years ago)

sarahell, Thursday, 17 September 2020 02:12 (five years ago)

i still don't know what a "hard g" is or why it is harder than a "soft g" whatever that is

Posted here because the thread has been derailed enough already

好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:18 (five years ago)

hard g = gift
soft g = giant

not right at all (rob), Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:19 (five years ago)

I would call them /g/ and /dʒ/ but "g sound" and "j sound" work much better than "hard g" / "soft g" for people who don't use the phonetic alphabet, mainly because the latter sounds just as hard as the former.

好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:26 (five years ago)

I agree with that! Also when you say "hard g" out loud you're using a soft g, which doesn't help

not right at all (rob), Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:31 (five years ago)

hard g = gif, the proper way
soft g = gif, the wrong way (That the creator thinks is right)

scampo italiano (gyac), Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:31 (five years ago)

lol now I'm wondering: is it "guy ack" or "gee why ay see." I think I can rule out "jai ack"

not right at all (rob), Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:39 (five years ago)

I actually don’t know myself, it’s an old popbitch board acronym I’ve never said out loud ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

scampo italiano (gyac), Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:44 (five years ago)

at first I thought it was "cagy" backwards but then I realized that shoulda been "cagey" and also it's "cayg" backwards.

i lose.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:45 (five years ago)

I, too, have never been convinced by the 'hard G' and 'soft G' and possibly thought they were the other way round for some time.

kinder, Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:48 (five years ago)

somebody’s feeling supersonic

brimstead, Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:53 (five years ago)

Get Yourself A Clue!

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:55 (five years ago)

Gyacety yac, don't talk back.

emil.y, Thursday, 17 September 2020 23:11 (five years ago)

decided to change my mental pronunciation to jai-ass in solidarity with the creator of the .gif

mookieproof, Friday, 18 September 2020 00:24 (five years ago)

laughing out loud at you anglophone people and your "hard" and "soft" Gs. you'll have to come to the Netherlands to experience the real nitty "g"ritty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNOebbyUgI4

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Friday, 18 September 2020 08:44 (five years ago)

...and then there's Swiss German:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxGbZkQ2u0k

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Friday, 18 September 2020 08:47 (five years ago)

André Rieu p much the strongest case against using the soft G tbf. That video is otm about the regional differences though.

Chuchichäschtli is the only Swiss word I ever learned. It's a treat to pronounce it.

Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 18 September 2020 09:09 (five years ago)

everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything an eraser of love an eraser of love an eraser of love any reason will do any reason will do any reason will do

好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 18 September 2020 09:40 (five years ago)

NPR already has radio in it

the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:49 (five years ago)

Watch Live Coverage Of Death Of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg | NBC News

Thank u for the ghoulish offer but I think I will pass, NBC News.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Saturday, 19 September 2020 04:01 (five years ago)

bringing a fainting couch to a knife fight

mark s, Saturday, 19 September 2020 09:40 (five years ago)


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