I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

but burrito made a real effort

effort is the key to humor

Guys we need an.... adjudication

YE MAD POLLFIN VS BURR...

the burrito post was not good

― brimstead, Saturday, September 5, 2020 10:50 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

your mom was not good

the post-burrito was dogshit

You know what else is not good? A two-year-old excelsior thread.

^huffy coz deadnamed by the OP

Oh wait hang on are you Hurt1ng or kkvgz

tough times for all us xlsers

I'm kkvgz.

Okay now I see what the problem is. My (admittedly lame/lazy) was intended for the original thread (which has essentially become one extremely long stupid in-joke about Insane Clown Posse).

I never intended it to go into the Excelsior thread. Which is, and should be, reserved for things that are actually funny in their own right. I guess I got confused by the verbatim repost of the entire Sixer thing here.

Apologies. I will go and appropriately scourge my flesh with nettles and vinegar.

Carry on.

well, I liked it

Trout catches Salmon

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, September 6, 2020 11:38 AM

Very baseball-centric, but I quoted it on Facebook today.

https://i.cbc.ca/1.5715332.1599553319!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/original_1180/southern-california-wildfires.jpg
a surreal year

― rob, Tuesday, September 8, 2020 1:37 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

This fall, Pixar brings you the heartwarming story of a firefighter and his best friend, a lightpost that's alive for some reason.

― Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, September 8, 2020 1:43 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

This is some epic teamwork here

nothing wrong with crying to a good song tho

― Karl Malone, Saturday, September 19, 2020 10:52 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

A bit weird when it's "Detachable Penis"

― origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, September 19, 2020 10:54 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Your own
detachable

― kinder, Saturday, September 19, 2020 12:10 PM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

vg+

always enjoy triangle passing that leads to a goal

This might be my least favorite thread on ilx. Total non-issue at best, akin to collaboration at worst.

― James Gandolfini the Grey (PBKR), Saturday, September 19, 2020 4:07 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

collaboration in what sense?

― sarahell, Saturday, September 19, 2020 4:10 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

ohhh as in "collaboration" like in the phrase "collaborate with Nazis to commit genocide"? ... and not "collaborate on an interdisciplinary performance piece involving poetry, dance, and ambient electronica" ???

― sarahell, Saturday, September 19, 2020 5:10 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Lol

People have been lying about JFK's health for decades.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, October 5, 2020 3:11 AM bookmarkflaglink

for the record, he didn't make it.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, October 5, 2020 3:13 AM bookmarkflaglink

“Reach down in between my legs, ease the seat back”
What is happening here

― calstars, Thursday, October 8, 2020 12:51 PM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

well calstars when a david lee roth and a woman love each other very much

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, October 8, 2020 12:54 PM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

North Carolina has an open seat coming up in 2022, hopefully we can find a Dem to run who isn’t gunning to be the dixieland version of Anthony Weiner

― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, October 15, 2020 6:40 PM

more like dick-see land am I right

― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Thursday, October 15, 2020 6:46 PM

Not much activity here, so what the hell.

did you laugh out loud tho

I smiled visibly. It's the kind of pun I would have been proud of myself for making, had I made it.

you'e a good man

it's a lol, call it

quality dick-see lol

winn(ing) dick-see

whistling dick-see

and the inevitable

dick-see land jizz band

... living it up at the joketell california!

https://i.imgur.com/BFFJFxG.png

Louie dick-CK

:|

the velvet undergrowl of dick jokes

look away

grim revive

sorry everyone

How’s it going in here?

I tried to create a new excelsior thread a few weeks ago, but apparently everybody missed it.

boys in ROFFLES girls in EXCELSIORS everybody's LOLLIN'

honestly that thread is perfect, I don't want to spoil it with more posts

can a mod pls lock the thread for extra lols

map otm

Those are fair assessments. But someone should really start a new Excelsior thread.

roffled lolbster

let's move to that one, it's time

how about trump-brand non-alcoholic tequila? give trump supporters some 0.6% ABV trump-brand tequila

― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Monday, October 19, 2020 11:59 AM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

That'll win Sammy Hagar's vote

― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Monday, October 19, 2020 11:59 AM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

No it won't, it'll eat into his market share.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, October 19, 2020 12:00 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Was thinking they'd maybe do a collabo-wabo

― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Monday, October 19, 2020 12:01 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lool I sort of hope no one posts to that thread but it stays unlocked

how could i post there, it's a locked lobster

Omg "collabo-wabo" is perfect