i liked weather, but i preferred dept of speculation.
β π ππ’π¨ (caek), Wednesday, August 26, 2020 11:49 PM
― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 August 2020 03:50 (five years ago)
just curious, I haven't been to NYC in years, but was Century 21 destroyed in 9/11 or just damaged?
β naked and sexually active alien (rip van wanko), Friday, September 11, 2020 3:24 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 11 September 2020 13:39 (five years ago)
destroyed
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 11 September 2020 13:40 (five years ago)
work out to eat out
β Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, September 11, 2020 11:37 AM
― pomenitul, Friday, 11 September 2020 15:39 (five years ago)
yeah, i have no idea where i'm putting that
β Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, October 7, 2020 2:17 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Spottie, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 21:39 (five years ago)
a bit oblique but i'll allow it
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 22:37 (five years ago)
Every year I look for minor celebrities with cancer. Also dwarfs, I've had success with dwarfs.
β wasdnous (abanana), Tuesday, November 10, 2020 11:28 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 13:52 (five years ago)
What's the 3rd joke supposed to be? Penis in mouth?β Tuomas, Tuesday, December 1, 2020 7:08 AM
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:46 (five years ago)
:D
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:47 (five years ago)
you feeling the men?
β J0rdan S., Monday, March 5, 2012 10:02 PM (eight years ago)
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 5 January 2021 17:44 (five years ago)
xpost seriously, I am getting girth I never believed possible
β Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 6, 2021 4:16 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:29 (five years ago)
lol
― Eggbreak Hotel (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:30 (five years ago)
Omg thank u needed to laugh
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:35 (five years ago)
There goes ol' Neanderthal, bragging about the girth again. Insufferable.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:35 (five years ago)
;)
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:37 (five years ago)
Jst a hypothetical but wd trump be banned immediately on principle if he created an ilx account, or would mods wait for fp to do its thing
β J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:04 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
It is massively scary that it took five years+ of his bullshit, plus an impeachment, plus literally losing reelection, for all these people to even cautiously turn on him.
β Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:04 (fifty-seven seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
― nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:06 (five years ago)
jesus, I refuse to eat an arsehole with teethβ calzino, Friday, January 15, 2021
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 January 2021 20:45 (five years ago)
i love when Kenneth Branagh's in my shitterβ if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 27, 2021
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 05:13 (five years ago)
I love crying
β stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Friday, 29 January 2021 19:38 (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― your passion oozzes from the (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 29 January 2021 19:46 (five years ago)
robPosted: 1 February 2021 at 20:48:13wow I'm leaning a lot today on ilx. first about castration, now this
― scampish inquisition (gyac), Monday, 1 February 2021 20:53 (five years ago)
Oh no I'm thinking being of potato croquettes
β Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Thursday, February 4, 2021 1:06 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Mark G, Thursday, 4 February 2021 08:20 (five years ago)
my ex-wife, still sleeping, once woke me up at about 6am to ask me "can i taunt (sic)
jim in vancouver
― cpt otm (darraghmac), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:10 (five years ago)
"Can i taunt (sic)" - Chief Keef
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:10 (five years ago)
about to remove my bookmarkβ meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, February 7, 2021 5:31 PM
β meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, February 7, 2021 5:31 PM
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 February 2021 23:35 (five years ago)
Probably lots I could name. Chastity Belt comes to mind.
β o. nate, Wednesday, February 10, 2021 6:43 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― lord of the ting tings (map), Wednesday, 10 February 2021 22:49 (five years ago)
My new revelations: 1) I should really wear a mask if/when I rob people and 2) if I do rob or kill someone, I think I should get out of that area ASAP. Also need to figure out how to open locked/closed doors so that I can do more robbing.β Josh in Chicago, Saturday, February 20, 2021 7:00 PM
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 February 2021 20:02 (five years ago)
I need a good autostraddle
β So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, February 24, 2021 4:32 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:00 (five years ago)
tbf that's how he meant it in context too though
Well, yeah.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:58 (five years ago)
"Damn, great-great-grandpa Jebediah was HUNG!"β chillin' like Emperor Maximilian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, March 1, 2021
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 March 2021 01:31 (five years ago)
I'm interested in the load of wank.
β pomenitul, Thursday, March 4, 2021 3:55 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
The loads, even.
― map ca. 1890 (map), Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:50 (five years ago)
― pomenitul, Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:50 (five years ago)
I couldn't get with Afterbirth at all
β imago, Thursday, March 11, 2021 12:32 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:09 (five years ago)
Lol I just knew it was that
― your passion oozzes from the (ultros ultros-ghali), Thursday, 11 March 2021 19:08 (five years ago)
i remembered Simon as romantic and dreamy, but his behavior seems pretty shitty and self-indulgent on a reread, for example.
β horseshoe, Saturday, March 13, 2021 3:27 PM
― pomenitul, Saturday, 13 March 2021 20:29 (five years ago)
http://www.freesimon.org/
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 13 March 2021 20:34 (five years ago)
*but still, pulls the lever for ted cruz's ass constrictor with confidence*
β Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, March 17, 2021 3:41 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:45 (five years ago)
horseshoe otm
― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:48 (five years ago)
semen and weed both smell amazing sheesh
β John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Saturday, March 20, 2021 6:55 PM
― pomenitul, Saturday, 20 March 2021 22:57 (five years ago)
yeah mladic slaps
β This Is Not An ILX Username (LaMonte), Thursday, April 8, 2021 4:56 PM
― pomenitul, Thursday, 8 April 2021 20:59 (five years ago)
just to be clear, i don't have any children. i'm just talking about "my boys"
β parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, May 19, 2021 3:31 PM (twenty-five minutes ago)
― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 22:57 (five years ago)
come on we all do it
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 23:43 (five years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSlXjbNIbYk
― Working in the POLL Mine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 23:47 (five years ago)
Mods are Alt-Righters, no shock there I guess.
β Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Wednesday, June 2, 2021 10:53 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 18:19 (five years ago)
I remembering being fuck awful at the last wcβ xyzzzz__, dinsdag 29 juni 2021 20:40
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 19:02 (four years ago)
Is it me or is this turd getting much worse much faster?
β burnt hombre (stevie), Monday, August 2, 2021 12:56 PM (nineteen minutes ago)
― rob, Monday, 2 August 2021 17:16 (four years ago)
"Underwear" is pretty great imo
β billstevejim, Monday, September 20, 2021 1:29 PM bookmarkflaglink
― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 September 2021 17:45 (four years ago)
Yeah, itβs gotta be jizzy condoms, right? Who the hell would do that? In my experience the dude usually takes care of disposing of that. Did she ask her guys for their juicy rubber?β Cow_Art, Friday, October 15, 2021 6:02 PM
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 October 2021 20:38 (four years ago)
fuck the Dolphins, fuck them so hard.β Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Sunday, October 24, 2021
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 October 2021 20:37 (four years ago)
A friend of mine was notified today that her regular consultation regarding a daily medication has been postponed for 11 months
β bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, October 23, 2021 12:37 AM bookmarkflaglink
probably don't want to know, but: kevin drew?
β mookieproof, Monday, October 25, 2021 10:29 PM bookmarkflaglink
― talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 14:33 (four years ago)