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Ullanda McCullough

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Friday, 21 August 2020 18:49 (five years ago)

just saw a quote request from "Songee Kwark" :)

sleeve, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 19:33 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

D1am0nd Cr@pps

on a roster today.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:28 (five years ago)

Was on a GOTV zoom call with this evening with a Sn4z Pi3rre

tobo73, Friday, 25 September 2020 00:37 (five years ago)

There was an unfortunate fellow in the Santa Rosa phonebook named Smeggy Felcher. I'm not sure if that's his birth name, but he got a bunch of calls from us in the early 90s.

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 25 September 2020 01:02 (five years ago)

Guy Forget, tournament director at the French open

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/28/sports/tennis/french-open-tennis-balls.html

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Monday, 28 September 2020 18:53 (five years ago)

also a pretty good player, before my time

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Monday, 28 September 2020 18:54 (five years ago)

i remember watching him play in the early 90’s

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 28 September 2020 19:30 (five years ago)

Romanos Lekapenos, Byzantine emperor

The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 3 October 2020 04:56 (five years ago)

thought I'd opened the obituary thread and was really confused for a sec

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 October 2020 10:58 (five years ago)

burying the lede imo

Romanos Lekapenos, born in Lakape (later Laqabin) between Melitene and Samosata (hence the name), was the son of an Armenian peasant[1][2][3] with the remarkable name of Theophylact the Unbearable (Theophylaktos Abastaktos).

timber euros (seandalai), Sunday, 4 October 2020 01:37 (five years ago)

one month passes...

Artemisia Gentileschi, Baroque painter: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemisia_Gentileschi

I want to luhbahguh babum gum (Leee), Monday, 9 November 2020 19:00 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

Dear Santa, You better bring me what I want or when I see you I will take your head off. Hoping to get my stuff. Your loving kid, Hexie Bunsclos

Indiana1910

— R.L. Ripples (@TweetsofOld) November 27, 2020

fleet doxes (map), Friday, 27 November 2020 02:31 (five years ago)

Just made an appoinment with an orthopedic surgeon called Dr. Barry Jupiter, MD.

Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 01:33 (five years ago)

do u think when he pees on the toilet seat his wife derisively calls it Drops of Jupiter

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 02:28 (five years ago)

one month passes...

AnnMarie Y0ung Papa

Warmed Regards, (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 7 January 2021 21:39 (five years ago)

Mother Puttfarcken

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 January 2021 06:15 (five years ago)

Xerxes Mazda

Eggbreak Hotel (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 23:02 (five years ago)

With pick #60, @ChicagoFire select midfielder Mitch Guitar from @BadgerMSoccer. #SuperDraft pic.twitter.com/UCHdpCnPqS

— Major League Soccer (@MLS) January 21, 2021

superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 23 January 2021 01:58 (five years ago)

Parents shoulda named him Max.

nickn, Saturday, 23 January 2021 02:11 (five years ago)

That photo adds a lot to the Mitch Guitar experience

tobo73, Saturday, 23 January 2021 03:10 (five years ago)

Huge load of goals for FC Den Bosch today from… Jizz Hornkamp

🇳🇱 FOUR goals in a crazy game for Jizz Hornkamp. pic.twitter.com/E7a3WjAWoe

— FotMob (@FotMob) January 30, 2021

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 30 January 2021 17:01 (five years ago)

not a clean sheet in sight

nxd, Saturday, 30 January 2021 17:42 (five years ago)

Actual LOL.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Saturday, 30 January 2021 17:53 (five years ago)

Amazing.

And correct me if I'm wrong, but 'Jizz' doesn't appear to be a common name or diminutive in the Netherlands, so I can't even begin to imagine what his parents were thinking.

pomenitul, Saturday, 30 January 2021 18:10 (five years ago)

I have never heard of it as a name before, but Mr Hornkamp appears not to be the only one. Meet Jizzy-Joy (who's not a witch):

https://jeugdjournaal.nl/artikel/531804-jizzy-joy-is-geen-heks.html

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Saturday, 30 January 2021 18:53 (five years ago)

oh, and here is Jizz H. himself, literally complaining about his "dry spell" less than three weeks ago:

https://www.bd.nl/fc-den-bosch/fc-den-bosch-spits-jizz-hornkamp-snakt-naar-nieuwe-doelpunten~a731e108/?referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Saturday, 30 January 2021 18:57 (five years ago)

(well, to be completely honest with you, it's the newspaper that's referring to that dry spell, but why ruin a good story. can't tell if they're using it in a wink-wink nudge-nudge kind of way, it's completely possible that they're playing it straight. think most of the readership wouldn't have picked up on it either way)

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Saturday, 30 January 2021 18:58 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

SCOOP: Biden has picked CHIQUITA BROOKS-LaSURE to run the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, the sweeping $1 trillion agency that also oversees the Affordable Care Act, say three people with knowledge of decision. https://t.co/9cKKxGqmQv

— Dan Diamond (@ddiamond) February 17, 2021

jaymc, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 20:39 (five years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faustin-Archange_Touad%C3%A9ra

RZA Minnelli (Leee), Monday, 22 February 2021 23:13 (five years ago)

Sorry if I missed it, but I did a ctrl+F to see if anyone mentioned this one:

Sean Biggerstaff, who played Oliver Wood. A two for one, if you will.

hourspass, Monday, 22 February 2021 23:16 (five years ago)

Notker Balbulus, aka Notker the Stammerer

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 07:45 (five years ago)

He was contemporary with the fellow monks Tuotilo and Ratpert.[3][4][5]

I'm Going to Bring a Watermelon to Mark Grout Tonight (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 09:13 (five years ago)

loved the strip where Ratpert gave Dilbert murine typhus

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:19 (five years ago)

one month passes...

From a link in the lawyer cat thread:

The British geneticist Oliphant Jackson demonstrated this unequivocally in a most elegant series of classic genetic and radiological experiments in a hospital basement in the 1970s.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 29 March 2021 17:10 (five years ago)

I learned about this guy while watching the Netflix documentary about the Challenger shuttle disaster:

https://www.c-span.org/person/?judsonlovingood

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 29 March 2021 17:17 (five years ago)

Winthrop Cashdollar

In on the killfile (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 8 April 2021 20:34 (five years ago)

so, so close to the right syllables for a "Winchester Cathedral" riff

sgt. pepper's one-and-only bobo honkin' band (Doctor Casino), Friday, 9 April 2021 01:08 (five years ago)

Velvet Beard

In on the killfile (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 12 April 2021 20:39 (five years ago)

Fartato Olsen
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm11354979/

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 23 April 2021 07:01 (five years ago)

Fashion Sakala

Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 15:36 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

Océane Babel

pomenitul, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 19:58 (five years ago)

Benedict Hollerbach

a hoy hoy, Monday, 24 May 2021 07:06 (five years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Dickshot

Elementary, My Dear Hoatzin (Leee), Monday, 24 May 2021 21:21 (five years ago)

that's Ugly Johnny Dickshot to you

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 09:16 (five years ago)

Michael Majestic

Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 13:50 (five years ago)

Susan Spain-Dunk

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 7 June 2021 03:37 (five years ago)

There is someone at work with the first name of Sword (and also someone with the last name Swords). Very strong.

change display name (Jordan), Monday, 7 June 2021 19:50 (five years ago)

French Tickner

https://tugs.fandom.com/wiki/French_Tickner

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 13 June 2021 22:08 (four years ago)

Someone found a credit card in my neighbourhood and posted it to the local Facebook group:

Mr J@y @ Blunt

Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 02:46 (four years ago)


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