Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

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i'm a broken socialist

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 15 August 2020 16:11 (five years ago)

I want money and I don't care where it comes from. Government handouts, beneficient corporations, Satan, wherever.

― but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 15 August 2020 16:29 (five years ago)

i'm a satanist socialist

― popeye's arse (Neanderthal)

LaVeyan?

― nickn, Saturday, 15 August 2020 17:03 (five years ago)

lol I'm not really, though the socialist part is true. I just wanted an additional modifier as I felt left out

― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:16 (five years ago)

i'm a broken socialist

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius)

everything and everyone is broken, you can just call yourself a "socialist"

intersectional has specific meaning to me but it gets super into the weeds and i'm certainly not going to get into it on this thread

― Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:58 (five years ago)

ecumenical socialism

― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 15 August 2020 19:00 (five years ago)

morbs was probably making a joke about the band

― beaky joshing shamanic part-angster (sic), Saturday, 15 August 2020 19:07 (five years ago)

Swolecialism, everyone works out hard at a cooperatively-owned gym in order to have the physical fitness to fight through the post-apocalyptic wasteland

― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 15 August 2020 19:08 (five years ago)

I like it

― unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Saturday, 15 August 2020 19:10 (five years ago)

morbs was probably making a joke about the band

― beaky joshing shamanic part-angster (sic)

you know i had completely forgotten that band existed

just when i thought my day couldn't get worse

― Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, 15 August 2020 19:21 (five years ago)

Swolecialism, everyone works out hard at a cooperatively-owned gym in order to have the physical fitness to fight through the post-apocalyptic wasteland

― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, August 15, 2020 3:08 PM (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I like it

― unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.)

wear a mask imo

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 15 August 2020 19:24 (five years ago)

i'm going to begin my film script where rushomancy and i go on a road trip, then i'll be a broken socialist scenarist

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 15 August 2020 19:27 (five years ago)

^ good one

― poparse's eye (sic), Saturday, 15 August 2020 19:31 (five years ago)

i'm going to begin my film script where rushomancy and i go on a road trip, then i'll be a broken socialist scenarist

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius)

just when i thought my day couldn't get worse

― Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, 15 August 2020 19:33 (five years ago)

Swolecialism, everyone works out hard at a cooperatively-owned gym in order to have the physical fitness to fight through the post-apocalyptic wasteland

― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, August 15, 2020 12:08 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago)

uh, that's called "preparing for Burning Man"

― sarahell, Saturday, 15 August 2020 19:36 (five years ago)

Condoms and drugs will also be collectively owned.

― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 15 August 2020 19:57 (five years ago)

by your mom

― unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Saturday, 15 August 2020 19:59 (five years ago)

quality Biden content! thanks y'all!

― sarahell, Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:00 (five years ago)

well what a concept THAT is

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:05 (five years ago)

Who's Ridin' Biden?

― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:09 (five years ago)

your mom?

― sarahell, Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:22 (five years ago)

wtf I love this thread now

― pomenitul, Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:29 (five years ago)

If we can keep dropping yo momma jokes till November it may yet make up for everything that preceded itt.

― pomenitul, Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:32 (five years ago)

dropped yo momma years ago tbh

― poparse's eye (sic), Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:55 (five years ago)

Don't want to give yourself a hernia.

― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:58 (five years ago)

do not fatshame my mom, doucheface!

― sarahell, Saturday, 15 August 2020 21:03 (five years ago)

she may be obese but her blood pressure and cholesterol are exceptionally healthy for a woman of her age and size

― sarahell, Saturday, 15 August 2020 21:04 (five years ago)

Yo momma is like Joe Biden
Never in the hole

― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 August 2020 21:05 (five years ago)

Your mom is like Citibank, everybody lining up for her on payday!

― sarahell, Saturday, 15 August 2020 21:06 (five years ago)

Your mother is so indebted to the fracking industry she gives *them* gas

― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 15 August 2020 22:04 (five years ago)

I don’t know what that means

― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 15 August 2020 22:06 (five years ago)

^one for the Biden sticker

― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 August 2020 22:17 (five years ago)

i think it has to do with farting

― sarahell, Sunday, 16 August 2020 18:07 (five years ago)

you say that about everything though

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 16 August 2020 18:08 (five years ago)

no, forks, only your mom

― sarahell, Sunday, 16 August 2020 18:11 (five years ago)

your momma's so stank, she got a sourdough yeast infection!

― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 August 2020 18:58 (five years ago)

sara, my mom was going to pick up that casserole pan from you, she appreciated the nice note about the recipe... but following your very mean post, i now feel like maybe she needs to better understand where you're coming from as a person. please text before five so we can work this out.

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 16 August 2020 20:45 (five years ago)

speaking of horribly formed ...

― sarahell, Sunday, 16 August 2020 20:59 (five years ago)

okay, i'm screenshotting this and passing it along; i think you can forget about that cobbler you asked for.

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 16 August 2020 21:08 (five years ago)

speaking of cobblers

― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 August 2020 21:38 (five years ago)

what a horribly formed "corn" said the podiatrist.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, March 16, 2010 5:49 AM (ten years ago)

― sarahell, Sunday, 16 August 2020 22:36 (five years ago)

https://www.elle.com/culture/career-politics/a33549416/cardi-b-joe-biden-interview/

*ctrl + f 'wap' = not found*

Not reading this.

― pomenitul, Monday, 17 August 2020 16:36 (five years ago)

I thought Cardi was a friend of the working class not a neoliberal shill. Sad!

― treeship., Monday, 17 August 2020 16:43 (five years ago)

cardi for president

― Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Monday, 17 August 2020 17:48 (five years ago)

Cardi 2020: A _________ in every _________.

― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 17 August 2020 18:13 (five years ago)

Macaroni in every pot

― jmm, Monday, 17 August 2020 18:26 (five years ago)

goop in every grinch

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 17 August 2020 18:30 (five years ago)

read that as "a grope"

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 August 2020 18:32 (five years ago)

an okurrr in every pot

― muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 August 2020 18:36 (five years ago)

he did say "Most cops are good" tonight, missing the point for the 9000th time.

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 04:35 (five years ago)

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