Just read about a sovcit who beheaded his roommate a few weeks back. https://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-news-homicide-asylum-avenue-20200728-g664azmvbjcczcqelcbexr6dfe-story.html
― peace, man, Saturday, 15 August 2020 14:35 (three years ago) link
The head is a sovereign appendage
― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 August 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link
"Asylum Avenue" too on the nose imo.
― Boring, Maryland, Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:14 (three years ago) link
This has not been very well received in Conspiracy World. pic.twitter.com/ESwZEwhIwp— cam smith (@sexenheimer) August 28, 2020
― erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Sunday, 30 August 2020 08:04 (three years ago) link
lol good work
― A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 August 2020 08:14 (three years ago) link
i don't know tho, shouldn't we be trying to understand the tin foil hat community and win them over thru civility?
As a medieval historian I am afraid I am going to have to remind divorced twitter once again that Magna Carta does not refer to "the people". It refers to the nobility, which your local pub is very sadly not. pic.twitter.com/EYsoTGGL9S— Dr Eleanor Janega (@GoingMedieval) November 2, 2020
― Fizzles, Monday, 2 November 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link
i was just thinking about this story!
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 November 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link
then i got distracted by cussing all the clever people whose main take away was the spelling
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 November 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link
i did mentally blame Dave Starkey in between those two thoughts tho
lol
― Fizzles, Monday, 2 November 2020 16:03 (three years ago) link
jesus fucking wept
We’ve reached the point where a Freeman of the Land is trying to keep a soft play centre open using Magna Carta as a justification pic.twitter.com/fKAJItOKyk— Gary Brannan (@garybrannan) November 2, 2020
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 2 November 2020 16:17 (three years ago) link
yess keep em coming
― kinder, Monday, 2 November 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link
Two arrests at Christian tearoom that refuses to close
Owners of the Mustard Seed in Gedling, Nottinghamshire, cited Magna Carta and common law as reasons to stay open.
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/800/cpsprodpb/AADA/production/_115483734_img_20201113_123944.jpg
― Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Sunday, 15 November 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link
I AM A LIVING PERSONS
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Sunday, 15 November 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link
great post/dn combo there
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 November 2020 05:27 (three years ago) link
The Little Christian Tearoom That Refused To Re-Closet
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Monday, 16 November 2020 20:00 (three years ago) link
not exactly a sovereign citizen, but this court filing is incredible
This is reality:Jeffrey Cutler, in the Middle District Pa. Action, has pro se filed a "Motion to Declare Donald J. Trump Victorious."https://t.co/eZfk3iCV8M— Boozy Badger (@BoozyBadger) November 19, 2020
As part of this matter, Mr. Cutler feels it necessary that everyone know his brother, Fred Cutler, was not allowed to start work as an usher for the Phillies games this year. pic.twitter.com/q5fDACvlZi— Boozy Badger (@BoozyBadger) November 19, 2020
background: https://www.inquirer.com/business/tax-collector-jeffrey-cutler-east-lampeter-pa-lancaster-county-20181211.html
― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:03 (three years ago) link
"just like the white bunny HARVEY"
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:14 (three years ago) link
seems like he’s reusing a lot of the same pages in all of his court filings and just adding more grievances to the list every year
― mh, Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:28 (three years ago) link
Well duh, precedent
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:34 (three years ago) link
just litigating calmly as he always does
― Bandscamp Fryday (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link
Mr. Cutler's brother and approximately 69 MILLION (NICE!) other people..
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link
Bradford hair salon fined £17,000 for repeatedly opening in breach of lockdown rules https://t.co/NebpVNLlO2— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) November 24, 2020
Oh Sineadpaws
― Bandscamp Fryday (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link
fer fucks sake francie
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link
Lol just came here to post this. Even though I've lived in W Yorkshire for years I still get some kind of slight cognitive dissonance about Oakenshaw being referred to as Bradford yet also within the boundaries of Kirklees Council.
― calzino, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 20:06 (three years ago) link
can’t believe this government would punish a hardworking small business owner simply for breaking the law in a very specific and limited way
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 20:22 (three years ago) link
Calz is this hair salon sketch
― J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 21:11 (three years ago) link
Back baby back!
If you will indulge me a little more, I'd like to share another element of the conspiracy theories surrounding inauguration, because we're hearing a LOT about Trump becoming the *19th* president of the United States(no threats of violence here)1/ pic.twitter.com/l2bLiAGOl6— Dr. Jen Golbeck (@jengolbeck) January 18, 2021
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 21 January 2021 10:10 (three years ago) link
these dudes always seem to know enough history to write an alternate history novel, which would maybe be a better use of their time than actually believing this shit.
this one is a doozy tho - the US is a corporation that belongs to London?
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:52 (three years ago) link
Its more that they know a lot of alternate history tho, tbf
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:01 (three years ago) link
Tbf most of them know enough history that can fit in a Tweet, maybe two
― Un tranquillo posto di scampagna (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:02 (three years ago) link
Wish they could be banished to living inside a tweet, phantom zone style
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:03 (three years ago) link
Wasn't that literally an episode of Black Mirror
― kinder, Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:42 (three years ago) link
Used to deal with a few of these in my frontline housing days and one in particular used to threaten me with marine law until i produced my master seamans book during one interview which shut him up
Now that was just as well as i was awarded it in a quiet handshake deal basis in order to satisfy administrative requirements to work on a trawler and upon further investigation he would possibly have noted that it was in fact entirely in dutch but turns out that the showy production of it sufficed
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:47 (three years ago) link
Lol
― covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:55 (three years ago) link
legendary deems moves
― Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:57 (three years ago) link
ahahaha
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 January 2021 16:01 (three years ago) link
haha
https://64.media.tumblr.com/4bed86930b64dce16ffb0418a3c0cca6/tumblr_inline_nwdtzj6AdI1qdeu3c_250.gif
― kinder, Thursday, 21 January 2021 16:08 (three years ago) link
Rude imo
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 21 January 2021 16:25 (three years ago) link
I dont believe half of my own stories tbh so no blame attached for anyone inclined to wonder betimes
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 16:51 (three years ago) link
the new pub one happened though right?!
― scampish inquisition (gyac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 17:17 (three years ago) link
maastricht zeeman morelike
― imago, Thursday, 21 January 2021 17:29 (three years ago) link
They are fyi all true and not even as embellished as youd think tbh
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 17:34 (three years ago) link
Complaints by neighbors have included goats on the loose. Dogs on the run. Trash piles and junk vehicles. Flying a Confederate flag. Posting a threatening sign.Yet trash still litters the lawn. The dogs still roam free. The junk vehicles haven't moved. Because the owner of the property, 32-year-old Brian M. Nelson, doesn't believe the law applies to him.He's said so many times, according to police reports and court records.JOHN REINAN/STAR TRIBUNEDead vehicles piled with trash fill Brian Nelson’s driveway in Elbow Lake.When officers confronted him in June about trash in his yard, "he stated that this was his property and that he was not subjected to the city ordinances," a deputy wrote.When deputies warned him in July about keeping goats, which aren't allowed in city limits, "Brian became belligerent about the city's ordinances," a report said.When officials served him in August with a nuisance violation order for goats, weeds and dead vehicles, "he stated that he does not recognize the city's ordinances and that he would not be complying with this order," according to a court document.After nine months of back-and-forth, local officials aren't sure what to do next. In December, the city went to court seeking an order declaring Nelson's property a public nuisance and allowing authorities to swoop in and clean it up.
Yet trash still litters the lawn. The dogs still roam free. The junk vehicles haven't moved. Because the owner of the property, 32-year-old Brian M. Nelson, doesn't believe the law applies to him.
He's said so many times, according to police reports and court records.
JOHN REINAN/STAR TRIBUNEDead vehicles piled with trash fill Brian Nelson’s driveway in Elbow Lake.When officers confronted him in June about trash in his yard, "he stated that this was his property and that he was not subjected to the city ordinances," a deputy wrote.
When deputies warned him in July about keeping goats, which aren't allowed in city limits, "Brian became belligerent about the city's ordinances," a report said.
When officials served him in August with a nuisance violation order for goats, weeds and dead vehicles, "he stated that he does not recognize the city's ordinances and that he would not be complying with this order," according to a court document.
After nine months of back-and-forth, local officials aren't sure what to do next. In December, the city went to court seeking an order declaring Nelson's property a public nuisance and allowing authorities to swoop in and clean it up.
https://www.startribune.com/minnesota-town-is-flummoxed-by-resident-who-claims-he-s-above-the-law/600016479/?refresh=true
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 29 January 2021 17:39 (three years ago) link
ffs surely there's still napalm
― the scamp has a thousand fries (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 January 2021 17:41 (three years ago) link
"Well gawrsh guys, he seems pretty insistent that the rules don't apply to him, so I guess we just give up."
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 29 January 2021 17:46 (three years ago) link
Nelson, who moved into the home less than two years ago, declined to be interviewed. His wife, Ritausha, said he didn't want to talk."He says he's not a man that wants a contact," she said.In September, a neighbor reported Nelson for burning brush in his yard. Days later, he put up a large sign written on a sheet of plywood that read, "Do Not Cry Wolf Lady."
"He says he's not a man that wants a contact," she said.In September, a neighbor reported Nelson for burning brush in his yard. Days later, he put up a large sign written on a sheet of plywood that read, "Do Not Cry Wolf Lady."
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 January 2021 04:34 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/KzQlXVZ.png
pic.twitter.com/Afh2anOufH— Bad Legal Takes (@BadLegalTakes) February 2, 2021
― Shaidar Logoff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 07:40 (three years ago) link
Long answer?
― shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 10:07 (three years ago) link