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Yes, I got the impression that these folks had seen all this before - on numerous occasions.

Well, yeah, on their YouTube sidebars.

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:40 (five years ago)

There's a longer version of the clip where he says he's been coming there since he was a kid, so guess they already got used to this behaviour

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:43 (five years ago)

they should have given him an extreme wedgie

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:47 (five years ago)

Extreme Wedgie would be a good name for a new Alex Jones infotainment program if he ever becomes unbanned from every outlet on earth.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:53 (five years ago)

WHAT'S UP MY CRACK TONIGHT, LET ME SHOUT IT AT YOUR FACE

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:57 (five years ago)

he's been around in Austin for 20 years, everyone knows he likes to show up places and start ranting, the teens are bored because it's boring. he was probably there for half an hour practicing before he started filming it.

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:58 (five years ago)

He's never not in rant mode

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:08 (five years ago)

My question for people from Texas is: are there any other guys who act like this?

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:12 (five years ago)

loud entitled white guys? yes. the real ones are more dangerous than Alex Jones because they are looking to start an actual fistfight

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:15 (five years ago)

was trying to find the little video where a guy says "documents" to him knowing he loves that word and he said back "DOCUMENTS!" but he's associated with the word too often, so i can't think of a way to google

contorted filbert (harbl), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:49 (five years ago)

Amazed that he hasn't been tased and/or shot yet.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:58 (five years ago)

... by himself.

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 21:09 (five years ago)

Amazed that he hasn't been tased and/or shot yet.

― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain)

it's almost as if the people most likely to tase and/or shoot people are more accepting, even embracing, of his particular brand of hatred

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 21:16 (five years ago)

My question for people from Texas is: are there any other guys who act like this?

Watch the movie Slacker and report back to me

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:07 (five years ago)

I haven't seen it in years but isn't he sort of an anomaly among those characters?

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:19 (five years ago)

It would be cool to have a Truman Show style project where Alex is sent to an artificial town where straight, white middle-aged guys are systematically oppressed, and he just has to live there forever, I know at best he would be in jail within a week, still would be fun to watch.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:19 (five years ago)

I haven't seen it in years but isn't he sort of an anomaly among those characters?

― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, August 12, 2020 3:19 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

theres multiple cranks in the movie

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:24 (five years ago)

Also, to my surprise, I don't think he's actually in Slacker. He would've only been 16 when it came out. It's probably ground zero for his shtick though.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:26 (five years ago)

Not slacker—Waking Life, right?

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:27 (five years ago)

Definitely in both Waking Life and A Scanner Darkly

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:28 (five years ago)

he's in waking life and a scanner darkly, not in slacker

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:29 (five years ago)

Ugh, he's in A Scanner Darkly, too? His presence is the number one reason I haven't rewatched Waking Life in over a decade.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:40 (five years ago)

I've watched A Scanner Darkly at least five or six times and don't remember him, think he might just be a maniac ranting on tv or in the street as they pass by, which would be the ideal casting.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:54 (five years ago)

he's ranting in a parking lot with a megaphone and gets tased lol

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:56 (five years ago)

can't be a real dystopia if they're tasering him

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:58 (five years ago)

when I got my bathroom redone the the tile guy was an old school Austin guy, amiable and free with insane anecdotes about 70s Austin and how the elite had interbred with the Nephilim and added fluoride to the water to keep their local illegitimate children depowered

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 23:03 (five years ago)

wild conspiracy theories are the lingua franca of the true Austinite

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 23:09 (five years ago)

every smoke break he took was like an entire Slacker sequel

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 23:10 (five years ago)

one month passes...

Alex Jones is begging the left to stop putting snot and boogers in his food and to stop wiping their asses with the food he eats. pic.twitter.com/G9QI9GDma4

— Timothy Johnson (@timothywjohnson) October 5, 2020

... (Eazy), Monday, 5 October 2020 17:51 (five years ago)

they're trying to save your life dummy

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 5 October 2020 17:55 (five years ago)

"..deplatform you off the internet..."

I get so sick of this BS. Follow the service terms, you assholer.

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 5 October 2020 18:02 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvQ1g3MEddA&feature=youtu.be&t=2341

conrad, Monday, 5 October 2020 18:03 (five years ago)

"I am once again asking..."

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 5 October 2020 18:03 (five years ago)

Alex Jones is begging the left to stop putting snot and boogers in his food and to stop wiping their asses with the food he eats.

'I CAN DO IT MYSELF, LIBRULS! GAW!'

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 October 2020 18:11 (five years ago)

in every liberal there's a slim shady lurking

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 5 October 2020 18:15 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5EKuIus-oE

Missed this one before

anvil, Monday, 12 October 2020 18:36 (five years ago)

Jones is by far the best and most entertaining right wing media fuckhead

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 October 2020 18:50 (five years ago)

Violent diarrhea is by far the best and most entertaining means by which the human body eliminates waste

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 October 2020 18:54 (five years ago)

did youse see the one where he is destroying a drone with a samurai sword, shouting die robot communists! or something similar. lol that was quite funny

calzino, Monday, 12 October 2020 18:56 (five years ago)

Alex Jones destroys Drone to protect humanity

"WE'LL DEFEAT YOU AND YOUR GOD DAMNED ROBOTS." pic.twitter.com/i5uQcLRWa1

— Harrison Hill Smith ✞ (@Harrison_of_TX) September 25, 2020

calzino, Monday, 12 October 2020 19:03 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbRJt6iKCc8

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 15 October 2020 06:51 (five years ago)

He was 23!

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 15 October 2020 06:51 (five years ago)

damn didn't know he started that long ago

I will keep posting this until the world recognizes the only good thing I ever did in my life

https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/93bb

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 October 2020 13:06 (five years ago)

lol

Man, I'm so glad this sack of shit has been so thoroughly marginalized.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYqnCXzJxJE

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 October 2020 13:17 (five years ago)

We would have literally been in high school at the same time and he looks uncannily like my dad did in 1997

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 15 October 2020 13:24 (five years ago)

(Who would’ve been like 48)

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 15 October 2020 13:28 (five years ago)

He was featured in Jon Ronson's Adventures With Extremists in 2001. By then he was an established nutjob, but was unattached to right wing politics per se, and more focused on the ruling class at large. When I started seeing more of his antics surface the last few years, I kept thinking "This dude is now mainstreamish? And a right wing shill to boot? Whoa didn't see that coming"

octobeard, Thursday, 15 October 2020 19:53 (five years ago)

Also recently watched his bit in Waking Life not knowing it was him for certain but it certainly reminded me of him... and made me feel uncomfortable

octobeard, Thursday, 15 October 2020 19:53 (five years ago)

yeah its weird to see that public access clip or that bit in waking life and remember a time when 'black helicopter conspiracy theorist' types seemed apolitical. Like obviously its a right wing ideology at its core, but seeing Jones in Waking Life back whenever that was I'd never expect that guy would someday be a passionate supporter of a sitting president

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Thursday, 15 October 2020 20:32 (five years ago)

yeah it was more fun when he wasn't a shill, just a weirdo. I used to find him quite funny but I can't watch him anymore without being annoyed

here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 15 October 2020 20:33 (five years ago)


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