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Jesus Christ, develop a sense of humour why don't you.

― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Tuesday, August 11, 2020 9:17 AM bookmarkflaglink

Stupid cunt.

― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Tuesday, August 11, 2020 9:18 AM bookmarkflaglink

Haha, love this kind of humour.

pplains, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 14:25 (five years ago)

Was rather witty, wasn't it?

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 14:26 (five years ago)

You’re an ass, fuck off.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 15:23 (five years ago)

Touchy lot aren't you?

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 15:27 (five years ago)

Fuck off.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 15:29 (five years ago)

Go on try warning me how many FPs I've got, you dick.

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 15:30 (five years ago)

You're an ass, fuck off.

Scampos Runamuck (WmC), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 15:30 (five years ago)

I hope you guys aren't considering buying a gun.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 15:31 (five years ago)

These posts are like the equivalent of people buying guns but just stroking them, or something..

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 15:32 (five years ago)

tom d, might be worth taking a breather. if you go onto other threads talking trash on calzino, you're bound to run into resistance, so in effect you're picking fights with random people at this point. i've definitely been at that point before - just saying, it might be a good thing to just step back for a bit

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 15:35 (five years ago)

Trash talking calzino? That'll be the day.

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 15:37 (five years ago)

I don't understand what's happening here and I'm okay with that

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 15:38 (five years ago)

Nothing worth bothering about.

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 15:40 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we37yX3zpKA

stabbing fantaisiste, repellent imagiste (pomenitul), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 15:42 (five years ago)

WHAT IS THIS 😭 pic.twitter.com/JueFatO892

— jess (@_joodlehead) August 10, 2020

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 16:04 (five years ago)

The only acceptable open carry
https://i.imgur.com/ZdrcboR.jpg

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 16:38 (five years ago)

haven't FPed in a while, but today is a new day

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 16:44 (five years ago)

That was a pro-ranch post.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 16:50 (five years ago)

https://frinkiac.com/video/S06E25/TuszCgPU3ILm2jAj9nDyfzCE9lI=.gif

Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 17:05 (five years ago)

I was FPing the mess upthread, tbc

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 17:17 (five years ago)

if I couldn’t accept getting called a stupid cunt every once in a while I wouldn’t be on ILX

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:06 (five years ago)

Wtf xpost

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:10 (five years ago)

what is happening

justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:18 (five years ago)

this is suicide weather tbf

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:20 (five years ago)

You raise up your head and you ask, "Is this where it is?"
And somebody points to you and says, "It's his"
And you say, "What's mine?" and somebody else says, "Well, what is?"
And you say, "Oh my God, am I here all alone?"
But something is happening and you don't know what it is
Do you, Mr. Jones?

stabbing fantaisiste, repellent imagiste (pomenitul), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:20 (five years ago)

horrid revive

justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:21 (five years ago)

ffs

stabbing fantaisiste, repellent imagiste (pomenitul), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:21 (five years ago)

if I couldn’t accept getting called a stupid cunt every once in a while I wouldn’t be on ILX

Bleedin' spellchecker, I meant to call you a stupid crüt.

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:24 (five years ago)

Apologies to crüt, things can got a bit heated there.

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:26 (five years ago)

Apologies to crüt, things can got a bit heated there.

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:26 (five years ago)

I've always been quite fond of the archaic French verb 'enconner' and have only just realized that there is an exact English equivalent: to encunt.

stabbing fantaisiste, repellent imagiste (pomenitul), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:27 (five years ago)

See also: decunt, uncunt.

stabbing fantaisiste, repellent imagiste (pomenitul), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:28 (five years ago)

Can’t stop thinking about these words

let them microwave their rice (gyac), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:38 (five years ago)

Uh

ultros ultros-ghali, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:46 (five years ago)

we've got a live one

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:46 (five years ago)

threadban ahoy

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:48 (five years ago)

Now, you see this one-eyed midget shouting the word "Now"
And you say, "For what reason?" and he says, "How"
And you say, "What does this mean?" and he screams back, "You're a cow!
Give me some milk or else go home"
And you know something's happening but you don't know what it is
Do you, Mr. Jones?

stabbing fantaisiste, repellent imagiste (pomenitul), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:50 (five years ago)

I’m just going to delete oder doch’s posts. If it happens again this thread will be locked.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:56 (five years ago)

xps it's all good Tom, sorry I was rude to you!

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 19:41 (five years ago)

No worries. I blame the weather.

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 19:43 (five years ago)

May you get a revolution out of it (not even joking btw).

stabbing fantaisiste, repellent imagiste (pomenitul), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 19:44 (five years ago)

absolutely wild to me that the punishment for bringing a loaded gun to an airport is a fine of “up to $4100”

k3vin k., Monday, 17 August 2020 18:39 (five years ago)

sorry, “starting at”. point stands

k3vin k., Monday, 17 August 2020 18:39 (five years ago)

Very good piece.

I spent months working on this story, so wanted to share again for those who may have missed it. Gun control advocates are missing a very important piece of modern gun culture: the future of firearms is in 3D. https://t.co/rI3a682KR0

— Kim Kelly (@GrimKim) August 21, 2020

xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 August 2020 23:02 (five years ago)

are there any programs in California to provide lower-income people with guns, I can’t afford anything decent right now but i need to fulfill my duty as a real progressive

brimstead, Monday, 31 August 2020 21:50 (five years ago)

The new house I just bought has a fairly steeply terraced portion of backyard, and a weird, paranoid thought kept unwittingly entering my mind: "that's good, defensible high ground"

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 31 August 2020 22:16 (five years ago)

Are you considering purchasing a large pot of boiling oil?

tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 31 August 2020 22:49 (five years ago)

highly recommend a home alone style distribution of self-defense/prank weapons

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 31 August 2020 22:58 (five years ago)

rewatching home alone recently, i couldn't help but imagine the police scene surrounding marv's body in the basement, killed by kevin with the iron falling through the laundry shoot, or maybe the body outline out on the stairwell, where a swooping paint can slammed marv directly in the head, again killed by kevin

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 31 August 2020 23:01 (five years ago)


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