either add just any old body or spill your guts and contact info on facebook, but don't do both.
― Kerm, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 13:00 (seventeen years ago)
i would probably not do either.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 16:29 (seventeen years ago)
My phone number is (501) 433-1037. Call me for an ass-kicking.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 16:32 (seventeen years ago)
Elmo argonaut just popped up on my "suggested friends" banner. Still can't used to the fact that you people have actual real names and the like.
― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 5 July 2009 14:29 (seventeen years ago)
which one of yous is J4mi3 H4rl3y btw? i know it's an ilxor but sorry, i hv no idea who you are. it's prob someone obvs, right?
― Roz, Sunday, 5 July 2009 15:09 (seventeen years ago)
lol i got a phone call from a stranger last night who got my # off facebook
― i yelled "BIG HOOS" but i was yelling at my steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 5 July 2009 15:37 (seventeen years ago)
a bunch of ilxors have been popping up in my people you may know section - jordan most frequently, also stevem, lex, nicole k3ssl3r (is she even still on ilx?)...wtf.
― guitar hero sparklehorse (nickalicious), Sunday, 5 July 2009 15:46 (seventeen years ago)
Good q. I got a friend request from JH, too, and I don't even know who s/he is.
― sad-ass Gen Y fantasist (jaymc), Sunday, 5 July 2009 18:29 (seventeen years ago)
I just looked up that name, and our one mutual friend is a musician acquaintance who lives in NYC, not an ILXor.
― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 5 July 2009 19:00 (seventeen years ago)
amazing lolz altho shd have been called 'failbook': http://www.lamebook.com/
― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, 9 July 2009 21:50 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/wtf13.jpghttp://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/soundofsettling.jpghttp://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/empire.jpg
― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, 9 July 2009 21:51 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/gross.jpg
― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, 9 July 2009 21:53 (seventeen years ago)
don't know if ILX will resize this but
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/krazyasskali.jpg
― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Thursday, 9 July 2009 22:56 (seventeen years ago)
thought so
^^^yeah, that one. That one.
― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, 9 July 2009 22:56 (seventeen years ago)
anyone else have friends who's only contribution to fb is to update their status every other day with "roll on 6 o'clock" or "roll on friday ;)"
fuck me i have some dull friends.
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:04 (seventeen years ago)
I have a friend whose status updates consist almost entirely of going to starbucks.
― faucet that ass (sarahel), Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:05 (seventeen years ago)
I never take those stupid quizzes, but I'm going to start doing them in only Czech, Polish, Slavic, or any other Eastern European language. The results should be more amusing.
― kingfish, Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:06 (seventeen years ago)
http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/
was this posted here before?
― enbba champions (omar little), Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:09 (seventeen years ago)
I had no idea that Facebook-mocking sites were a thing, definitely bookmarking them
― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:33 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/andrew.jpg
― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:36 (seventeen years ago)
oh shit, top drawer zing at the end there. standing ovation moment.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:50 (seventeen years ago)
Can't remember if this has been posted or not:http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com/
― sad-ass Gen Y fantasist (jaymc), Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:50 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/penit.jpg
― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:07 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.adarkervision.com/images/movies/pans_labyrinth/talk_to_the_hand.jpg
― faucet that ass (sarahel), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:11 (seventeen years ago)
wow i didn't know chaki's real name was Ryan.
― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･) °~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:20 (seventeen years ago)
xpost damn you
penit
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 10 July 2009 01:22 (seventeen years ago)
okay, the always posting about starbucks friend has become always posting about her kid's baseball games friend.
― faucet that ass (sarahel), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:34 (seventeen years ago)
Oh god that STFUmarrieds site is hurkworthy.
― lolsbury hill (Trayce), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:43 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.facebook.com/HamsterLady?ref=pymk
Huh?
― Sookeh, I vant to suck your titties (stevienixed), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:27 (seventeen years ago)
my grandpa is on fb now. he is almost 90.
― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 16 July 2009 13:26 (sixteen years ago)
http://creative.ak.facebook.com/ads3/flyers/91/56/6002376656754_1_73c57012.jpg
― http://i28.tinypic.com/4ux79e.gif (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:12 (sixteen years ago)
that image is very small
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:48 (sixteen years ago)
I'm scared to click on these things to make them larger.
― http://i28.tinypic.com/4ux79e.gif (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 16 July 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)
i took one of those facebook politics polls, "who would you vote for in 2012?" and i'm either completely horrified at this country's future or only assholes take the poll:
30% sarah palin20% obamathe rest spread out evenly between gingrich, jindal, hillary, romney, and "a 3rd party candidate"
― "he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Friday, 17 July 2009 15:36 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/drewkeeper1.jpg
― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Monday, 20 July 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/robot.jpg
― can-i-jus (stevie), Monday, 20 July 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)
o that has tickled me. wonderful.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 20 July 2009 19:48 (sixteen years ago)
ha ha - i know when i'm feeling inconsolable - robot names always cheers me up.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 20 July 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/A-Tale-of-Two-Kellys.html?yhp=1
― "he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Monday, 20 July 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)
i heard about that. unreal.
― gonna be a long hot summer for the MS Word paperclip (the table is the table), Monday, 20 July 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)
lamebook is so amazing
― autotune the jews (J0rdan S.), Monday, 20 July 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)
I just saw the Kelly & Kelly thing a few minutes ago.
I looked up some people with my name to add to my Top 6 and the guy with the baseball profile photo wrote back to say "k just remember if your some rapist dude you dont want to mess with me."
Dude, I'm already married, k?
― http://i34.tinypic.com/t0sw0h.gif (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 20 July 2009 21:20 (sixteen years ago)
Better not mess with him, dude.
― Trip Maker, Monday, 20 July 2009 21:23 (sixteen years ago)
No one has my name but me :(
― Trip Maker, Monday, 20 July 2009 21:24 (sixteen years ago)
There's 67 people total with my last name on Facebook, only two are in the US. One is me, the other is my cousin.
― joygoat, Monday, 20 July 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)
there are 20 people with my full name on facebook. so common.
― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Monday, 20 July 2009 23:29 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/divorced.jpg
― can-i-jus (stevie), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 09:08 (sixteen years ago)
Brilliant
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 21 July 2009 11:48 (sixteen years ago)