lj is trying out a tobias funke steez iirc
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:57 (sixteen years ago)
LOL - yes!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/tobias.jpg
― ENBB, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 12:00 (sixteen years ago)
I can't believe I almost let Roger Adultery ruin "wifey"
― pon de floor (HI DERE), Monday, August 3, 2009 7:57 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― splash the praying duck (DJ Mencap), Monday, 3 August 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)
i vote bush.
― scott seward, Thursday, 13 August 2009 21:12 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
(soz, couldn't resist)
― Mark G, Sunday, 6 September 2009 23:20 (sixteen years ago)
wait she's a goat? baaaaaaaaad idea
― harbl, Friday, 18 September 2009 22:00 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― jesus mighty lord chewy (stevie), Saturday, 19 September 2009 12:50 (sixteen years ago)
Well, that's about how it went down in the thread, too.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 14:38 (sixteen years ago)
i like serious drugs
― Young Scott Young (sic), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:14 (3 minutes ago)
― bau hau haus (electricsound), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 05:17 (sixteen years ago)
But let's be fair. Who DOESN'T hate Arabs nowadays?
― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan)
― iatee, Saturday, 10 October 2009 06:13 (sixteen years ago)
no i was gonna say this too but i thought it'd be best to keep gucci off my lips for like, an hour
― k3vin k., Thursday, October 22, 2009 10:46 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:55 (sixteen years ago)
::stuffs fist into mouth::
― Persian Pickle (Masonic Boom), Friday, November 13, 2009 10:14 AM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 13 November 2009 16:15 (sixteen years ago)
i have the 12" of this & ive only pulled it out but it never works like i expect it to.
― not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Wednesday, January 13, 2010 3:00 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
only pulled it out a couple times
― not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Wednesday, January 13, 2010 3:01 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― some dude, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:43 (sixteen years ago)
lollllll
― nutrition na'vi (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:43 (sixteen years ago)
the first would have been pretty funny on its own but the second is such a slam-dunk
― nutrition na'vi (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:44 (sixteen years ago)
i kinda read the second one as being muttered under his breath too
hahahaha
― free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:44 (sixteen years ago)
my buns are so firm, but the asshole is wide open
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Friday, January 15, 2010 1:15 PM (29 minutes ago)
― sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Friday, 15 January 2010 20:46 (sixteen years ago)
yeah it feels sooooo long, but i still kind of dig it in chunks
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Friday, January 29, 2010 11:32 AM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 29 January 2010 17:33 (sixteen years ago)
big shit poppin
i need to do this more often
― Goon's Anatomy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, January 31, 2010 12:47 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― alf shumway (some dude), Sunday, 31 January 2010 16:04 (sixteen years ago)
you really gotta hear the slurping noises to get the full effect
― messiahwannabe, Tuesday, February 2, 2010 11:15 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― sicker than your vag (some dude), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:03 (sixteen years ago)
nice, ken. get another inch and we can share a malt.
― homosexual II, Saturday, February 20, 2010 1:55 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark
― Möbius dick (╓abies), Saturday, 20 February 2010 20:41 (sixteen years ago)
I have Black Dynamite out right now, btw.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, February 22, 2010 6:49 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Joannon HOOM (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:00 (sixteen years ago)
its like some sort of poop olympics in here
― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Friday, February 26, 2010 8:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Saturday, 27 February 2010 01:07 (sixteen years ago)
not sure if that will actually help, but that was my mum's cure the last time i got bone stuck in my throat
― just1n3,
― FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 06:14 (sixteen years ago)
sounds like u oughta revirginize that bitch
― 69, Friday, 12 March 2010 17:48
― henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Friday, 12 March 2010 18:09 (sixteen years ago)
def. prefer a long noodle to rotinis and little ears and macaronis and whatnot
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, April 7, 2010 11:15 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― armando white (dyao), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 03:16 (sixteen years ago)
Gag me with a poon.
― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Friday, 7 May 2010 11:56 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― hell and the handbaskets (electricsound), Friday, 7 May 2010 02:14 (sixteen years ago)
friends of mine have been running into hermione around town (she's going to brown u)
― (e_3) (Edward III), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 11:20 AM (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:21 (sixteen years ago)
loooool
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:22 (sixteen years ago)
What does IANAL mean?― The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, May 18, 2010 12:33 PM
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 19:24 (sixteen years ago)
Oh man, i've gotten nailed so many times.
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, May 25, 2010 7:47 PM (2 hours ago)
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:12 (sixteen years ago)
touche
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:42 (sixteen years ago)
i keep wanting to say vulvas!
― not_goodwin, Saturday, 12 June 2010 20:03 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Beware, I Hongro! (onimo), Saturday, 12 June 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)
omg Kate's Dildo pic!
<3
― what it feels like for a goon (The Reverend), Sunday, June 6, 2010 2:06 AM (2 weeks ago)
― k3vin k., Monday, 21 June 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)
What the hell is that pink thing?
― Cooper Temple Paws (NickB), Tuesday, July 6, 2010 9:15 AM
― Love and Arugula (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 00:05 (fifteen years ago)
I still laugh at "she's going to brown u" whenever I think of it. It sounds so filthy.
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)
LOL @ things spontaneously combusting in my vag.
xpost
― peacocks, Monday, July 19, 2010 4:10 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― crispy hexagon sun (crüt), Monday, 19 July 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)
Quoted in context it kind of reads the same way.
― bamcquern, Monday, 19 July 2010 20:19 (fifteen years ago)
may i come and 'tweak it'
― john foxx underpants - pack of 3 (haitch), Thursday, 2 September 2010 11:54 (1 minute ago)
― the mandelbrot cassette (electricsound), Thursday, 2 September 2010 01:56 (fifteen years ago)
blows dong
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, September 8, 2010 2:16 AM Bookmark
― rock n roll individual (The Reverend), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 09:19 (fifteen years ago)
But the huge rider is that I haven't had enough PCP experience here to know whether that holds true more generally. [...]
― ljubljana, Thursday, September 23, 2010 7:36 AM
― bang (HI DERE), Thursday, 23 September 2010 13:50 (fifteen years ago)
I used to have a cat. It died, and I suddenly felt great.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 12:03 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ledge, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 12:06 (fifteen years ago)
Word to this. They're not always that flavorful at the very bottom of the stalk, but the part right under the head is excellent.
― jaymc, Friday, November 12, 2010 12:54 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Dis-moi ce que tu manges, je te dirai ce que tu es. (Michael White), Friday, 12 November 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)
At this point, he's forgotten to pulls his pants down before sitting on the toilet.― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 9:14 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
he wdn't be alone. xp― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 9:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)
The last person I did is out, and has resumed his (non-criminal) career.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:35 (Yesterday)
― smexy fishy hawt joey martin (acoleuthic), Thursday, 23 December 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)
ws mom tbh
― goole, Monday, January 3, 2011 4:18 PM Bookmark
― pomp la familia (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:18 (fifteen years ago)
when i did girls aloud my colleagues kept trying to accidentally walk in on it :(
― lex diamonds (lex pretend), Wednesday, January 19, 2011 11:10 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
― post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:16 (fifteen years ago)
lololol
― *gets the power* (deej), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:16 (fifteen years ago)
*tits
― one day you're here...and then you're banned (San Te), Saturday, January 29, 2011 8:10 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― beer, beer, beer (Pillbox), Sunday, 30 January 2011 01:13 (fifteen years ago)
Guido continues to be pretty good. Not as instantly 'fuck me' as Jazmine or Flying Lotus but
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, February 2, 2011 12:26 PM (21 seconds ago)
― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:27 (fifteen years ago)
Still can't do the long thin ones without giving myself a brain haemorrhage tbh.
― seminal fuiud (NickB), Thursday, February 10, 2011 7:54 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Evan, Friday, 11 February 2011 06:53 (fifteen years ago)