"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

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The 'friend suggestions' box just came up with jaymc! I didn't even know his real name until now. No friends in common.

WTF?

ambience chaser (S-), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 07:06 (seventeen years ago)

Okay, is this creepy, annoying, or perfectly acceptable - I'm pretty ambivalent about this:

So this guy I knew about 4-5 years ago, and haven't really spoken to since about that time is my friend on FB. He's constantly inviting me to join causes - probably me and everyone else on his friends list. I know he also trawls friends' friends lists and will invariably invite them to join a bajillion causes. The other day, he calls me at 4:30am. I didn't answer the phone, but he left a message. He must have gotten my phone number from my facebook info, as I've never given it to him, and he was getting kinda batshit when I last saw him, to the point that I didn't want to deal.

incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 08:20 (seventeen years ago)

ok the phone call is over and above. for the other stuff, some people just blanket-send everything they get to all of their friends. it's annoying but you can set to ignore that person or delete them.

[email protected] (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 10:46 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah I'm pretty sure you can file a 4.30am phone call from someone like that under 'not OK'

Real Men Play On Words (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 10:55 (seventeen years ago)

...and people ask me why I don't have a Facebook. This is the kind of thing I can really live without, even if it means missing the occasional secret BTWS gig over it.

Violent In Design (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 10:58 (seventeen years ago)

you don't have to put your phone number on your facebook.

the shock will be coupled with the need to dance (jim), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 10:59 (seventeen years ago)

The 'friend suggestions' box just came up with jaymc! I didn't even know his real name until now.

If you didn't know my real name, how did you know it was me?

great gabbneb's ghost (jaymc), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 12:39 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe you have a picture in your Facebook profile?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 12:53 (seventeen years ago)

Ha, I don't know why that didn't occur to me, but yes of course.

great gabbneb's ghost (jaymc), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 12:55 (seventeen years ago)

either add just any old body or spill your guts and contact info on facebook, but don't do both.

Kerm, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 13:00 (seventeen years ago)

i would probably not do either.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 16:29 (seventeen years ago)

My phone number is (501) 433-1037. Call me for an ass-kicking.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 16:32 (seventeen years ago)

Elmo argonaut just popped up on my "suggested friends" banner. Still can't used to the fact that you people have actual real names and the like.

Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 5 July 2009 14:29 (seventeen years ago)

which one of yous is J4mi3 H4rl3y btw? i know it's an ilxor but sorry, i hv no idea who you are. it's prob someone obvs, right?

Roz, Sunday, 5 July 2009 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

lol i got a phone call from a stranger last night who got my # off facebook

i yelled "BIG HOOS" but i was yelling at my steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 5 July 2009 15:37 (seventeen years ago)

a bunch of ilxors have been popping up in my people you may know section - jordan most frequently, also stevem, lex, nicole k3ssl3r (is she even still on ilx?)...wtf.

guitar hero sparklehorse (nickalicious), Sunday, 5 July 2009 15:46 (seventeen years ago)

which one of yous is J4mi3 H4rl3y btw? i know it's an ilxor but sorry, i hv no idea who you are. it's prob someone obvs, right?

Good q. I got a friend request from JH, too, and I don't even know who s/he is.

sad-ass Gen Y fantasist (jaymc), Sunday, 5 July 2009 18:29 (seventeen years ago)

I just looked up that name, and our one mutual friend is a musician acquaintance who lives in NYC, not an ILXor.

Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 5 July 2009 19:00 (seventeen years ago)

amazing lolz altho shd have been called 'failbook': http://www.lamebook.com/

thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, 9 July 2009 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/gross.jpg

thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, 9 July 2009 21:53 (seventeen years ago)

don't know if ILX will resize this but

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/krazyasskali.jpg

master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Thursday, 9 July 2009 22:56 (seventeen years ago)

thought so

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/krazyasskali.jpg

master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Thursday, 9 July 2009 22:56 (seventeen years ago)

^^^yeah, that one. That one.

thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, 9 July 2009 22:56 (seventeen years ago)

anyone else have friends who's only contribution to fb is to update their status every other day with "roll on 6 o'clock" or "roll on friday ;)"

fuck me i have some dull friends.

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:04 (seventeen years ago)

I have a friend whose status updates consist almost entirely of going to starbucks.

faucet that ass (sarahel), Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:05 (seventeen years ago)

I never take those stupid quizzes, but I'm going to start doing them in only Czech, Polish, Slavic, or any other Eastern European language. The results should be more amusing.

kingfish, Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:06 (seventeen years ago)

http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/

was this posted here before?

enbba champions (omar little), Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:09 (seventeen years ago)

I had no idea that Facebook-mocking sites were a thing, definitely bookmarking them

master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:33 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/andrew.jpg

master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:36 (seventeen years ago)

oh shit, top drawer zing at the end there. standing ovation moment.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:50 (seventeen years ago)

Can't remember if this has been posted or not:
http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com/

sad-ass Gen Y fantasist (jaymc), Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:50 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/penit.jpg

thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:07 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.adarkervision.com/images/movies/pans_labyrinth/talk_to_the_hand.jpg

faucet that ass (sarahel), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:11 (seventeen years ago)

wow i didn't know chaki's real name was Ryan.

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:20 (seventeen years ago)

xpost damn you

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:20 (seventeen years ago)

penit

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 10 July 2009 01:22 (seventeen years ago)

okay, the always posting about starbucks friend has become always posting about her kid's baseball games friend.

faucet that ass (sarahel), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:34 (seventeen years ago)

Oh god that STFUmarrieds site is hurkworthy.

lolsbury hill (Trayce), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:43 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/HamsterLady?ref=pymk

Huh?

Sookeh, I vant to suck your titties (stevienixed), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:27 (seventeen years ago)

my grandpa is on fb now. he is almost 90.

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 16 July 2009 13:26 (sixteen years ago)

http://creative.ak.facebook.com/ads3/flyers/91/56/6002376656754_1_73c57012.jpg

http://i28.tinypic.com/4ux79e.gif (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

that image is very small

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:48 (sixteen years ago)

I'm scared to click on these things to make them larger.

http://i28.tinypic.com/4ux79e.gif (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 16 July 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)

i took one of those facebook politics polls, "who would you vote for in 2012?" and i'm either completely horrified at this country's future or only assholes take the poll:

30% sarah palin
20% obama
the rest spread out evenly between gingrich, jindal, hillary, romney, and "a 3rd party candidate"

"he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Friday, 17 July 2009 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/drewkeeper1.jpg

master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Monday, 20 July 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/robot.jpg

can-i-jus (stevie), Monday, 20 July 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)

o that has tickled me. wonderful.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 20 July 2009 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

ha ha - i know when i'm feeling inconsolable - robot names always cheers me up.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 20 July 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/A-Tale-of-Two-Kellys.html?yhp=1

"he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Monday, 20 July 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)


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