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Opinium - Westminster VICON: 41% (-4)LAB: 38% (+6)LDEM: 6% (-6)SNP: 6% (+2)GRN: 4% (+1)PC: 1% (-)Flavible ProjectionCON: 299 (-66)LAB: 264 (+61)SNP: 58 (+10)LDEM: 6 (-5)PC: 4 (-)GRN: 1 (-)*Changes with GE31 Jul 2020https://t.co/MocPWMJVf3— Flavible Politics (@flaviblePolitic) August 3, 2020
― stet, Monday, 3 August 2020 16:17 (three years ago) link
newsflash: Starmer still isn't 20 points ahead and considering the state of this shambolic govt...
― calzino, Monday, 3 August 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link
“Do you mean women?”, and when Rosie Duffield, MP for Canterbury, liked Morgan’s tweet, she was accused of being a transphobe. Duffield then tweeted: “I’m a ‘transphobe’ for knowing that only women have a cervix...?!” Progressives who presumably want to win back those “red wall” seats called for her sacking.
lovely stuff
― ||||||||, Monday, 3 August 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link
If I understand correctly: crazy how those poll figures above still produce a map overwhelmingly blue.
― the pinefox, Monday, 3 August 2020 17:20 (three years ago) link
It's a truth universally acknowledged that first past the post is no way to create a democracy that represents even the chunk of the electorate that votes
― À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 August 2020 17:31 (three years ago) link
There’s also a lot more people in the red bits.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 3 August 2020 17:46 (three years ago) link
polling can be all over the place and dodgy af, it also can frighteningly accurate at times when pollsters need to show they aren't just fucking about. flavible is just someone fucking about f/t iirc
― calzino, Monday, 3 August 2020 17:46 (three years ago) link
An affront to any kind of claimed system of government that this guy isn't in stocks somewhere.
Documents on UK-US trade talks, leaked ahead of the 2019 general election, were stolen from an email account belonging to Conservative MP Liam Fox, it has emerged.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-53642923
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 3 August 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link
It has been described as a 'real hammer blow' for landlordshttps://t.co/aSaXp3uQiz— BBC Wales News (@BBCWalesNews) August 3, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 09:58 (three years ago) link
No, a real hammer blow to the head would be good tho
― À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 10:10 (three years ago) link
u can't touch them!
― calzino, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 11:00 (three years ago) link
we'll take the landlord's stick!
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 11:01 (three years ago) link
it's emotionally devastating listening to landlords crying and bleating about how the Rona has disrupted their parasitic lifestyle, much empathy to these unfairly maligned bloodsucking leeches in this difficult period!
― calzino, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 11:06 (three years ago) link
I Pity The Poor Landlord
― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 11:11 (three years ago) link
TUNE
― À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 11:20 (three years ago) link
The South Bank Centre plans to make 400 of its 577 staff redundant this week, &, when it reopens in 2021, to model itself on a start-up, with 90% of its spaces for rent and only 10% for art.There's an open letter of protest you can sign here: https://t.co/SPTIqnPrcx— Tom Wilkinson (@TMOWilkinson) August 4, 2020
This is disastrous. I have no idea who wants a) office space b) event space or c) retail space at the moment either.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 12:08 (three years ago) link
Absolutely fuck this shit.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 12:29 (three years ago) link
There isn't really anything else that fills the role of the South Bank Centre in London, it's irreplaceable, and as SV points out is just going to add to a glut of commercial space on the market in any case.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 12:31 (three years ago) link
"We want to be like a startup" is a horrific red flag for out-of-date and out-of-touch management, if one were even needed here
― stet, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 12:46 (three years ago) link
'We want to be kept on life support by venture capitalists year after year'
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 13:11 (three years ago) link
They could always ditch the arts and culture altogether and restart up again as a much more profitable insolvency practitioner!
― calzino, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:19 (three years ago) link
I don't really know what else they can do right now, they clearly aren't going to be selling tickets any time soon and probably not much in the way of food and drink either, it's insufficient support from central government that's the issue.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link
It might be worth asking Super Rishi instead of certain sections of the commentariat having a jizz fest every time he announces his spotty and often inadequate bailout schemes to huge acclaim
― calzino, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:09 (three years ago) link
Westminster voting intention:
CON: 44% (+3)LAB: 35% (-2)LDEM: 8% (-)GRN: 5% (-)
via @Survation, 31 Jul - 03 AugChgs. w/ 12 Jul
they call him oh-dear-kier
― calzino, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link
Johnson's ratings are pretty terrible though
― stet, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 16:10 (three years ago) link
YouGov@YouGov · 42mWho Britons would hold most responsible if the UK was to suffer a second wave of coronavirus:
The public: 52%The government: 31%
it's not his fault!
― calzino, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link
― stet, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 bookmarkflaglink
Yup so they can get rid of him and carry on as normal because people are blaming each other more than the government for covid...as long as the economic fallout isn't severe. And that's a big if.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 17:55 (three years ago) link
https://www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/m7jxvn/corporations-receiving-bailout-billions-have-laid-off-staff-and-paid-investors?
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 18:16 (three years ago) link
Gordon Bennett, would you Adam and Eve it? Charlie Mullins says stick yer furlough scheme where the sun don't shine.
https://metro.co.uk/2020/08/03/boss-sacks-workers-who-refuse-come-back-furlough-13074431/
― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link
Blessed are the wealthmakers
― À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link
Anybody seriously want to argue that guillotining the likes of Mullins would be immoral?
― À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 18:31 (three years ago) link
bleedin' well stick yer grand, could make that in 5 mins just tightening a bolt on Daniel Craig's dripping faucet!
― calzino, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 18:35 (three years ago) link
x-post: I'm not going to argue with you on that one, Noodle Vague.
― djh, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 19:43 (three years ago) link
https://amp.theguardian.com/society/2020/aug/04/english-councils-with-highest-covid-rates-launch-own-test-and-trace-systems?
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 10:02 (three years ago) link
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/health-53656852?
So I know it's the BBC but I'd like to be a bit more positive. Only time will tell, and it doesn't get the government off the hook for its messaging.
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link
You simply won't hear a better explanation of what the number of cases around England actually means -- @robertcuffe on the News Channel earlier pic.twitter.com/jGpBvo9NDg— Catherine Wyatt (@catherinehwyatt) July 31, 2020
The video in here is good as well, along the same lines.
The government is at least taking decisive action here, of sorts, the problem is the obvious inconsistencies regarding pubs staying open in Manchester etc. Thing is that we were always going to end up with regional lockdowns to prevent small regional outbreaks from getting out of control - this is a good thing and immeasurably preferable to another nationwide lockdown, which is where we'd otherwise end up.
That wasn't adequately communicated to the country when we came out of lockdown and the government is atrocious at communicating bad news. It was all sunlit uplands now, normality by Christmas etc etc. That's clearly not going to happen but the danger is that people either panic every time there's a preventative local lockdown or get fatigued and stop believing the government altogether.
Good John Burn-Murodch visualisation of where different parts of the country are now. None of the areas currently under restriction are anywhere near where Leicester was when it was locked down (including Leicester itself).
NEW: I’ve updated the chart of new cases in England & Wales to show two critical parts of the story:• Differentiating between places with an isolated cluster (Swindon’s Iceland depot) vs community spread• Showing where Leicester was when it locked down https://t.co/RlJcg1x4JG pic.twitter.com/ayu7KRFHDu— John Burn-Murdoch (@jburnmurdoch) August 3, 2020
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link
https://russss.github.io/covidtracker/map.html
Just leaving this here as well.
The New Statesman has done something genuinely useful for once and launched a local authority covid tracker that let's you know the number of cases in the past week, whether they're rising and also the risk of local lockdown - but it's also paywalled. Currently only Swindon looks like its at risk of lockdown but these things change quickly.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link
FIASCO: 50 million face masks bought by the UK govt, part of a £252m contract, can't be used because of safety concerns. Procured through Horlick family-owned Ayanda Capital, controlled through Mauritius, with 5 employees and £44,509 of tangible asset.https://t.co/7KPHyzPYBs— Prem Sikka (@premnsikka) August 6, 2020
the stench of crony capitalism, one dodgy fucker who advises the board of a dodgy shell company owned by Tory donors and also advises the UK board of trade, in this case seemingly his "advice" was to piss away a lot of money on cheap tat masks he'd procured from China that are not fit for purpose for the NHS.
― calzino, Thursday, 6 August 2020 08:35 (three years ago) link
Was reading Maugham's twitter thread on it this morning.
Arsenal cutting off 500 employees. Surely the first of many of these announcements across football.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 6 August 2020 09:11 (three years ago) link
Even if it's not outright corrupt (and it certainly looks dodgy af), the government's procurement procedures are clearly a mess. Given the vast sums of money currently being printed, not to mention flowing in from bond investors, and the speed at which the government needs to do things, anyone with a plausible-enough looking Powerpoint presentation and an office in the Bahamas is going to be trying to siphon a few tens of millions off here and there.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 6 August 2020 09:19 (three years ago) link
Is the woman in the middle of that awful painting supposed to be Angela Rayner?
― the pinefox, Thursday, 6 August 2020 09:47 (three years ago) link
I think she is supposed to be the QT audience member who flipped from being a tory voter to someone who enthusiastically campaigned for Corbyn after an epiphany.
― calzino, Thursday, 6 August 2020 09:53 (three years ago) link
No she’s from a daily sport story iirc
― let them microwave their rice (gyac), Thursday, 6 August 2020 09:56 (three years ago) link
Lol there is my complete misunderstood interpretation then!
― calzino, Thursday, 6 August 2020 09:58 (three years ago) link
that prem sikka tweet sounds eerily like the opening to the vanity fair article about the scrapping of a nationwide testing plan in the US:https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/07/how-jared-kushners-secret-testing-plan-went-poof-into-thin-air
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 August 2020 10:10 (three years ago) link
Charlie Mullins saying furlough needs to be ended from his holiday home in Marbella feels like a perfect metaphor for late capitalism pic.twitter.com/FkXIP4P93P— 'Client Journalism' Expert (@ClientJournoExp) August 6, 2020
― let them microwave their rice (gyac), Thursday, 6 August 2020 11:01 (three years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/aug/06/covid-jobs-crisis-rishi-sunak-safety-net
Nothing to see here, we've been discussing for months but it's goo to see this written up
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 6 August 2020 11:25 (three years ago) link
Most were vastly overqualified, and a good number had PhDs. All were now fighting for part-time work in retail. “It made me sad,” Pringle tells me. “That’s not why they spent so long studying. But it says a lot about the state of the jobs market.”
there are a number of illuminating subtexts here that i would like to unravel sometime somewhere else when i've finished internally screaming FUCK YOUUUUUUUU at the author/quotee
― The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 August 2020 11:33 (three years ago) link
Even the melts are losing patience with kier leader https://t.co/cdACJTOFjH— Bort van houten (@DaleMur88720086) August 6, 2020
hah! Kier's gently gently style of non-opposition is even trying the patience of prominent melts now
― calzino, Thursday, 6 August 2020 11:54 (three years ago) link
My friend buries her sister today. Her body was found decomposed after her Universal Credit was suspended and her only source of contact, her telephone was cut off. She couldn’t visit her due to ‘the advice’ from @BorisJohnson #BorisHasFailedTheUK— Christina Farrell (@CFarrell2009) July 28, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 6 August 2020 13:25 (three years ago) link