get me a two year old donut ad
― the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Monday, 3 August 2020 00:03 (three years ago) link
launched the world's first bread brand in 2012
I am incredulous that these euros have never heard of Wonder Bread.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 3 August 2020 00:11 (three years ago) link
Even Dave's Killer Bread started in 2005.
― nickn, Monday, 3 August 2020 05:41 (three years ago) link
and Mike's Hard Bread was a year before that
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Monday, 3 August 2020 05:55 (three years ago) link
what the fuck?
― À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 August 2020 09:13 (three years ago) link
Pepperidge Farm, not remembered :(
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 3 August 2020 13:26 (three years ago) link
The World's First Bread Brand
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Monday, 3 August 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link
Hey, wait just one minute.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/Bread_1971.JPG
― peace, man, Monday, 3 August 2020 14:56 (three years ago) link
RIP mexican pizza
― maura, Friday, 4 September 2020 01:34 (three years ago) link
Good US-baiting from Supreme Court of Ireland there: for VAT purposes at least, Subway bread is confectionary, not bread.
― anatol_merklich, Friday, 2 October 2020 08:53 (three years ago) link
https://www.insider.com/ban-chipotles-cuffing-season-menu-2020-11
"Our restaurants have been extremely popular date destinations, and many of our fans have found love bonding over their Chipotle obsessions," Tressie Lieberman, Chipotle's vice president of digital marketing and off-premise, told Insider. "In our endless pursuit to meet our fans where they are, we teamed up with Uber Eats to create a series of fun, sharable pairings that can be enjoyed anywhere and will complement the dating experience."
https://i.imgur.com/U4xzEfe.jpg
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 13 November 2020 00:41 (three years ago) link
the chipotles i’ve been in have really bad atmosphere, don’t go on a date there
― brimstead, Friday, 13 November 2020 02:58 (three years ago) link
― brimstead, Friday, 13 November 2020 03:00 (three years ago) link
https://www.kfc.co.uk/menu/for-one/gravy-burger-1-mini-fillet-box-meal
A Christmas Special – An Original Recipe fillet burger, teamed with creamy Gravynnaise™, cheese & topped with a cupped hash brown made to be filled with lashings of your Gravy side, all in a glazed bun. Served with a Mini Fillet, Fries, a Gravynnaise™ dip & drink.
it'd be pretty cool if they served that "Gravynnaise™ dip & drink" with an oxford comma too
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 19 November 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link
https://www.redlobster.com/news-press/press/2020/09/15/red-lobster-and-pepsico-kick-off-new-relationship-with-thedew-garita---the-first-official-mtn-dew-cocktail
The DEW Garita pairs perfectly with Red Lobster’s iconic Cheddar Bay Biscuits®. Made using a top-secret recipe, the refreshingly fun cocktail will begin rolling out to select Red Lobster restaurants in September and will be available nationwide by the end of 2020. The Red Lobster and PepsiCo innovation teams are also working together to leverage iconic PepsiCo brands across the Frito-Lay and Quaker range of products to co-create tasty menu items.
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 19 November 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link
Whatever could be the ingredients in this Mountain Dew margarita?
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2020 15:18 (three years ago) link
love the name Gravynnaise™
― Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Friday, 20 November 2020 22:42 (three years ago) link
https://burgerlad.com/kfc-christmas-gravy-burger/
https://burgerlad.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/Christmas-Gravy-Burger-5.jpeg
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Sunday, 29 November 2020 12:55 (three years ago) link
Oh no...
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Sunday, 29 November 2020 12:57 (three years ago) link
someone shat on a zinger
― Change Display Name: (stevie), Sunday, 29 November 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link
...12th Street and Vine
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 29 November 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link
Take out the KC and you only get Ffffffff
― pplains, Sunday, 29 November 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link
Xp:
can’t believe I’m posting this but you can recreate the Mexican pizza at a cheaper price by ordering a tostada with no chipotle sauce/lettuce and adding a side of beef. or maybe it’s two tostadas? I need to ask my partner.― brimstead, Friday, November 13, 2020 3:00 AM (two weeks ago)
Unfortunately, the Spicy Tostada also got the ax earlier this year during the first round of cuts (when they eliminated all the potato items)
― handsome boy modelling software (bernard snowy), Monday, 30 November 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link
"unfortunately"
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 30 November 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/shave-the-date-mcdonalds-is-giving-away-10-000-free-mcrib-sandwiches-to-fans-who-shave-their-facial-hair-301181359.html
“Our bearded fans know… facial hair and the McRib just don’t mix—believe me, I’ve tried,” said Vice President of U.S. Communications, David Tovar. “With the nationwide return of the McRib, we’re helping fans enjoy every delectable moment by encouraging them to shave for a chance to win a free McRib. And we’re excited this year to partner with No-Shave November, a charity that knows a thing or two about facial hair.”In recognition of those who’ve grown a little scruff for a cause this month, we’re collaborating with No-Shave November—a non-profit organization devoted to fundraising for cancer research, prevention, and education—for some added good. Just buy a McRib on Dec. 2 and your purchase will help support our donation to the charity’s cancer initiatives.“No-Shave November is a month-long journey where we ask participants to put down their razors and ‘get hairy’ in the name of cancer awareness,” said Senior Executive Director of No-Shave November, Monica Hill. “We’re thrilled McDonald’s is supporting this important cause, getting both the bearded and the non-bearded involved beyond November simply by purchasing a McRib.”
In recognition of those who’ve grown a little scruff for a cause this month, we’re collaborating with No-Shave November—a non-profit organization devoted to fundraising for cancer research, prevention, and education—for some added good. Just buy a McRib on Dec. 2 and your purchase will help support our donation to the charity’s cancer initiatives.
“No-Shave November is a month-long journey where we ask participants to put down their razors and ‘get hairy’ in the name of cancer awareness,” said Senior Executive Director of No-Shave November, Monica Hill. “We’re thrilled McDonald’s is supporting this important cause, getting both the bearded and the non-bearded involved beyond November simply by purchasing a McRib.”
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:10 (three years ago) link
i don't wanna know what they're going to do to commemorate No Nut November
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:13 (three years ago) link
That's why the McFlurry machine is broken
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 30 November 2020 23:02 (three years ago) link
Dream Journal: McDonald's exec infantalizes customers, wanting them clean-shaven before "heading back to McRib."
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 10:11 (three years ago) link
https://www.fsrmagazine.com/content/virtual-dining-concepts-launches-marios-tortas-lopez-and-pauly-ds-italian-subs
“The power of celebrity Virtual Dining Concepts provides is an added value for restaurateurs across the country,” says Robert Earl, co-founder of Virtual Dining Concepts. “Similar to Tyga, Mario Lopez and DJ Pauly D come in as partners, playing an active role in marketing and promoting their brands to their millions of followers, driving revenue to the restaurants.”
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 3 December 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link
Kentucky Fried Chicken® and Lifetime® are teaming up to bring consumers the perfect distraction from all things 2020: the holiday Lifetime Original Mini-Movie, "A Recipe for Seduction." Featuring veteran actor and star of Lifetime's FelizNaviDAD Mario Lopez as Colonel Harland Sanders, the first-of-its kind 15-minute Lifetime Original Mini-Movie is full of mystery, suspense, deception, "fowl" play and - at the heart of it all - love and fried chicken. "A Recipe For Seduction" premieres on Lifetime Sunday, December 13 at 12 p.m. ET/PT.To enhance the viewing experience of deep-fried holiday romance, consumers can order KFC on Uber Eats for delivery and get six free extra crispy™ tenders with a $20 purchase or more.* While enjoying the delicious taste of the Colonel's secret 11 Herbs & Spices, viewers can share in all the drama of this steamy holiday love affair as they watch a young heiress contend with the affections of a suitor handpicked by her mother. But when a handsome, young chef with a secret fried chicken recipe and a dream arrives, he sets in motion a series of events that unravel the mother's devious plans."We're no stranger to heating things up for the holidays, just like our famous fried chicken scented Firelog. But let's face it, we could all use a little distraction this holiday season, so why not fill some of your time at home with a suspenseful drama and the comfort of our world-famous fried chicken?" said Andrea Zahumensky, KFC U.S. CMO. "'A Recipe for Seduction' is a perfect excuse to curl up at home and escape to your own happily ever after."
To enhance the viewing experience of deep-fried holiday romance, consumers can order KFC on Uber Eats for delivery and get six free extra crispy™ tenders with a $20 purchase or more.* While enjoying the delicious taste of the Colonel's secret 11 Herbs & Spices, viewers can share in all the drama of this steamy holiday love affair as they watch a young heiress contend with the affections of a suitor handpicked by her mother. But when a handsome, young chef with a secret fried chicken recipe and a dream arrives, he sets in motion a series of events that unravel the mother's devious plans.
"We're no stranger to heating things up for the holidays, just like our famous fried chicken scented Firelog. But let's face it, we could all use a little distraction this holiday season, so why not fill some of your time at home with a suspenseful drama and the comfort of our world-famous fried chicken?" said Andrea Zahumensky, KFC U.S. CMO. "'A Recipe for Seduction' is a perfect excuse to curl up at home and escape to your own happily ever after."
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/kfc-and-lifetime-heat-up-the-holidays-with-a-first-of-its-kind-lifetime-original-mini-movie-a-recipe-for-seduction-301186727.html
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Monday, 7 December 2020 17:11 (three years ago) link
sheesh
― is right unfortunately (silby), Monday, 7 December 2020 17:27 (three years ago) link
so it's just like a 15-minute narrative commercial? zzz. give me the movie "starring Coca-Cola" from Maxx Barry's Syrup or nothing at all.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 7 December 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link
desperate times we live in
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Monday, 7 December 2020 18:12 (three years ago) link
"A+E Networks delivers custom creative that our audiences and clients love."
Marketing language is fucking bizarre.
― jmm, Monday, 7 December 2020 18:16 (three years ago) link
GETTING PAAAAAAAIIIIIIIID
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 01:26 (three years ago) link
Chinese McDonalds is way ahead of everyone else.https://kotaku.com/mcdonalds-china-has-a-spam-and-oreos-burger-it-seems-1845910426
― ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 19 December 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link
i'm not sure i buy that being real
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 December 2020 16:58 (three years ago) link
A friend posted a picture of some bacon-wrapped Oreos he made. Looks disgusting but popular with his family/friends.
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/131953301_10225194170744612_8285079702920573914_o.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=2&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=l2QZbTr2vsUAX-ncSSX&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&oh=83042cc57c968bb8d9e80ae2a5cb3bb4&oe=6005C14F
― nickn, Saturday, 19 December 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link
Maybe that should go in the Cursed Images thread.
― nickn, Saturday, 19 December 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link
would absolutely murder some bacon wrapped oreos
― ✖, Saturday, 19 December 2020 23:46 (three years ago) link
hell give me some spameos too
― ✖, Sunday, 20 December 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link
the Chinese McDonald's thing is on their app in China, so if it's a hoax then it's an insider job.Oreos are shitty bourbons, which are already the worst biscuit in the barrel, their adoption in the UK recently is a sad indictment of our age.
― ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 20 December 2020 00:13 (three years ago) link
that’s a great photo
― brimstead, Sunday, 20 December 2020 00:33 (three years ago) link
spam + oreos = extremely salty + sugar frosting + a pinch of umami
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Sunday, 20 December 2020 00:58 (three years ago) link
double creme oreos are delicious, the creme-biscuit ratios in regular oreos are all wrong
― Change Display Name: (stevie), Sunday, 20 December 2020 09:32 (three years ago) link
it's realhttps://www.thebeijinger.com/blog/2020/12/21/fast-food-watch-thank-god-mcdonalds-spam-and-oreo-burger-one-day-only-thing
― ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 21 December 2020 09:03 (three years ago) link
Sheesh
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 December 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link
Authentic American food.
― nickn, Monday, 21 December 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link
fried spam is actually quite good imo, not sure how much Oreo crumbs would elevate it, suspect not at all.
― Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Monday, 21 December 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link
https://landing.coolermaster.com/kfconsole/
Never risk letting your chicken go cold again thanks to the patented Chicken Chamber. Utilising the systems natural heat and airflow system you can now focus on your gameplay and enjoy hot, crispy chicken between rounds.
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link