(Well, OK, it's not. But it's funny as fuck.)
― a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 23:32 (fifteen years ago) link
for whatever reason "starting the day with a lovely wank" got me laughing the most.
― the shock will be coupled with the need to dance (jim), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeh, I was still laughing at that one when I got to the Ann Widdecombe bit.
― a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 23:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Le Pen walks in. i try to offer a friendly "salut", my mouth still full of circular salt-beef sandwich. it comes out as "shalom"
AH JESUS I think I've ruptured something
― a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 23:37 (fifteen years ago) link
There's a bot that retweets anything with a swear word in it. Only surprised I hadn't been pinged earlier.
― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Friday, 3 July 2009 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link
we made one
twitter.com/tenderhooksband
― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Am following! Hope the tour is going well. <3
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 July 2009 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link
<3<3<3 its going aight
― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 July 2009 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link
i stopped following el-p. after his month long sobriety - which was rather funny - he started spewing spam tweets about his various signed artists. No thanks.
― Unregistered Googler (stevienixed), Friday, 10 July 2009 15:44 (fifteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/zombocom
― Milton Parker, Friday, 10 July 2009 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link
the original site coming up on its ten year anniversary btw
― Milton Parker, Friday, 10 July 2009 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link
oh man I remember zombo.com
― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Friday, 10 July 2009 22:28 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't know why Plurk isn't more popular. It's 10x better than Twitter.
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Saturday, 11 July 2009 03:12 (fifteen years ago) link
maybe cause its called "plurk"
― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Saturday, 11 July 2009 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link
lol I am back on twitter now
twitter.com/rodneyjgreene
― Como el Gran Houdini (The Reverend), Saturday, 18 July 2009 11:25 (fifteen years ago) link
htt://www.twitter.com/rodneyjgreene
fuck
http://www.twitter.com/rodneyjgreene
did y'all see this: http://twitter.com/iirc
― tehresa, Saturday, 18 July 2009 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Blatant plug - if you time it right, you can be my 200th follower. HOW EXCITING.
http://twitter.com/sickmouthy
― I can't make my face turn into a heart (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 19 July 2009 11:20 (fifteen years ago) link
The sausages dude mentioned upthread (http://www.twitter.com/allthesausages) still wins for sheer fucking randomness.
― I can't make my face turn into a heart (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 19 July 2009 11:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Do y'all think Twitter is a service that people will still be using 10 years from now?
I made it three days before deleting my account.
― kshighway, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link
my friend devised this project that feeds live tweets into a text-voice translator, super-compulsive listening
http://radio.nymoon.com/tweetradio/
― hallmark race cards (donna rouge), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 22:36 (fifteen years ago) link
AKGovSarahPalin: Awesome AK night sensing summer already winding down w/fireweed near full bloom;finally sitting down to pen;listening to Big & Rich "Shuttin Detroit Down"
― Gigolo Grasiento (baaderonixx), Thursday, 23 July 2009 08:59 (fifteen years ago) link
that sounds kinda awesome minus the big and rich although that is such a lolsome detail that i dont mind
― dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link
"finally setting down to pen" = semicoherently berating ghostwriter
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link
@zizekspeaks There is nothing sublime about being on a ship caught in a storm which threatens to drown it - only the terror of facing a painful death.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link
rough day i guess
― dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 July 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link
@MargaretLAtwood The person using my name -- Margaret Atwood -- and my picture on Twitter is not me. Please stop imperonating me. Thanks.5:31 PM Jul 25th from web
@MargaretLAtwood You can tell MargaretLAtwood really is me, because I made a typo -- should be "impersonating," "Imperonating" is pretending to be Evita.5:37 PM Jul 25th from web
:D
― lex pretend, Thursday, 6 August 2009 01:54 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.dembot.net/images/twitter_server.png
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:08 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.istwitterdown.com/
― seni seviyorum / senden nefret ediyorum (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link
i have a friend for whom twitter has become life. i can only imagine his distress at seeing that big red yes and smile.
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link
That would be ME right now.
::gnashes teeth::
― seni seviyorum / senden nefret ediyorum (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link
i totally misjudged my audience
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Denial of service attack, apparently, also affecting facebook (like I'd care about that nonsense, tho.)
― seni seviyorum / senden nefret ediyorum (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link
i gave up on twitter. i just post <140 chars on ilx now it seems.
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link
hoping to find social network where i'm not unpopular one day
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Twitter's outage is headline news on channel 4. Christ.
― Slumpman, Thursday, 6 August 2009 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link
"I had to Google search Twitter to find out what was going on, when normally my Twitter feed gives me all the breaking news I need," said Alison Koski, a New York public-relations manager. She added she felt "completely lost" without Twitter.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_tec_twitter_outage
― omar little, Thursday, 6 August 2009 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Anyone else having trouble updating their settings?
― kshighway, Sunday, 9 August 2009 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link
So, apparently the Twitter CEO's wife is twittering her delivery.
http://twitter.com/sara/
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 13:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Dear Twitter, My water broke. It wasn't like Charlotte in Sex and the City. Now, timing contractions on an iPhone app.
about 10 hours ago from txt
quick poll: did everyone you know that has an iphone turn into a cunt when they got it?
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link
g-kit: misjudging his audience since 2001!
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:26 (fifteen years ago) link
huh, i was just gonna paste that in
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:28 (5 days ago) Bookmark
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:27 (fifteen years ago) link
born in 1979 btw
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Was a wild guess at your intro to ilx tbh
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link
i knows, and most probably correct. i just wanted you to be sure that i have a longer history of this.
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:35 (fifteen years ago) link
I believe you dude :)
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:39 (fifteen years ago) link
@zizekspeaks
omg he's on twitter? my husband has gibson on his list. i need to add both!
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link
I have been impersonating a fairly well-known professional in a field I know little about for several months. It was a joke at first and then it became fairly hard work, and then went back to being fun again, and then it went pretty o_O and now it's nice again and I can manage my workload now that I don't bother replying to everything I get. Relax, I'm not impersonating an oncologist or a lawyer or anything.
― your vah chef (fields of salmon), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link