If I were the leader of another country at dinner with the president of the United States, and the POTUS hailed over a performer and insisted they sing "Memory," I'd leave the table, tell my staff to pack my bags, and never speak to the POTUS for the rest of his term.
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Saturday, 1 August 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link
Donald Trump is boring. pic.twitter.com/dgxaYrQpws— The Good Liars (@TheGoodLiars) August 1, 2020
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link
this is p good, maybe better than the guy throwing shoes at w
― methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:10 (three years ago) link
Hah, more of that!
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:10 (three years ago) link
Shoes and heckling.
Like, I hope he gets shit on for the rest of his life.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:15 (three years ago) link
wow
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:20 (three years ago) link
That seems just a little bit fake
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:27 (three years ago) link
i assumed it had to be fake but looks like it's real
One of our Tiktok followers sent us this video of us calling Trump “boring.” pic.twitter.com/JDJ8hzPokz— The Good Liars (@TheGoodLiars) August 1, 2020
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 1 August 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link
it's from 2016
― wasdnous (abanana), Saturday, 1 August 2020 23:14 (three years ago) link
Looking forward to their follow-on effort: Bored to Death: USA, Trump and COVID-19.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 2 August 2020 00:14 (three years ago) link
Trump, this morning, introducing his Secretary of the Interior: "He loves the Interior."— Annie Karni (@anniekarni) August 4, 2020
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 18:53 (three years ago) link
definitely in character for the guy who gave HUD to his only black friend.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 19:11 (three years ago) link
Re that Interior comment, on Reddit earlier someone pointed out the reason Trumpy kept going on about making windows/clear panes in his stupid wall, which seemed WTF at the time, was because some news headlines had said they "wanted transperancy around the building contracts" and... he took that literally??!
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 23:05 (three years ago) link
just imagining what he did when he was told he should "get his ducks in a row"
― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link
xpost I thought it was from the Simpsons:
https://www.cartooncuisine.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Fish-Sandwich-Screenshot.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 23:20 (three years ago) link
He's stupider than any person I've ever personally known. Like it isn't even a contest.
― Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 23:30 (three years ago) link
He is sitting at his desk in the oval office asking where his TAB is.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 01:02 (three years ago) link
Ok. Who made this? It's genius. pic.twitter.com/EkwG2RlDel— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) August 5, 2020
― chonky floof (groovypanda), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 08:26 (three years ago) link
Credit to Justin T Brown, the editor of this amazing clip. https://t.co/YAY2f88MHp— edgarwright (@edgarwright) August 5, 2020
― Steppin' RZA (sic), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 08:39 (three years ago) link
Came here to post that, very funny.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 14:13 (three years ago) link
https://t.co/56cZJb191r pic.twitter.com/YfobY6Z6s1— Pictures of Nixon (@picturesofnixon) August 10, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link
remembering when potato with an "e" meant your were stupid
― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link
YOUR WERE
hee hee
― Steppin' RZA (sic), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 23:16 (three years ago) link
Sorry, but this level of ...whatever this is...classic. Actually burst out laughing at the hairy legs quote fade-in.
pic.twitter.com/36b2xC1GZf— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 13, 2020
― caută tu singur (gyac), Thursday, 13 August 2020 05:41 (three years ago) link
serious Xavier Renegade Angel vibes going on there
― unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Thursday, 13 August 2020 06:34 (three years ago) link
damn, that ad is good
― anvil, Thursday, 13 August 2020 07:27 (three years ago) link
bidet rain
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 13 August 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link
so is DT supposed to be channeling Eddy Grant here or is it Joe B who’s rocking down to Electric Avenue?
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 13 August 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link
Serious question btw – the opening lines are obviously there for a reason:Down in the street there is violence / And-a lots of work to be doneI mean, this is a cool song and it bangs, so you would want to claim it for yourself and not give it away to your opponent, would you? But if Trump is the one who will get to work and fix it, he’s also implicitly endorsing this part:Who is to blame in one country / Never can get to the oneDealin' in multiplication / And they still can't feed everyone
Or is “Electric Avenue” supposed to be soundtracking the evil protesters, and is Sleepy Joe pathetically slow to respond, unlike that unstoppable Trump/Pence “KAG” (wtf?) train? But again, this is a cool song and it bangs...
(The answer could of course simply be that they think it sounds clunky and dorky, but they would be wrong)
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link
Because you can't say "Cohen" (phonetically) without "ew:"
👀"From golden showers in a sex club in Vegas, to tax fraud, to deals with corrupt officials from the former Soviet Union, to catch and kill conspiracies to silence Trump’s clandestine lovers, I wasn’t just a witness to the president’s rise—I was an active and eager participant." https://t.co/LdKBeBxHMf— Natasha Bertrand (@NatashaBertrand) August 13, 2020
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link
Eager for Piss
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:35 (three years ago) link
damn, that's from the foreword. i guess it's time to learn more about trump's penis
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link
“You’re family,” Trump said to my son and I.
so I guess this hasn't been given an edit yet
― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:45 (three years ago) link
i will leave it to some poor political reporter to sift through that and deliver the newsworthy items to me, because i cannot read any more of that prose style
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:46 (three years ago) link
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, August 13, 2020 1:59 PM bookmarkflaglink
never meant to cause u any leakagenever meant to cause u any pain
― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 August 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link
Jesus that's dark
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 14 August 2020 01:19 (three years ago) link
still not a word from him about the fact that his brother died today
― frogbs, Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:04 (three years ago) link
he released a statement
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:13 (three years ago) link
"I never met my brother"
― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:14 (three years ago) link
uncharacteristic"It is with heavy heart I share that my wonderful brother, Robert, peacefully passed away tonight. He was not just my brother, he was my best friend. He will be greatly missed, but we will meet again. His memory will live on in my heart forever. Robert, I love you. Rest in peace," the President said.
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:20 (three years ago) link
oh I didn't see that. not written by him obviously
― frogbs, Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:21 (three years ago) link
otm
― solo scampito (mh), Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:28 (three years ago) link
by the way very curious they aren't revealing the cause of death given that everyone's gonna assume it was you-know-what
― frogbs, Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:33 (three years ago) link
Truly beautiful that he considers his best friend to be his brother who I didn’t even know existed until yesterday and who I’ve never heard him mention once.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:37 (three years ago) link
xpost it's ok, he'll just issue an Executive Order banning coronavirus
― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:37 (three years ago) link
if it were a simple case of masturbatory self-asphyxiation leading to massive brain damage they'd have released the details by now.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:39 (three years ago) link
he honored him by golfing with an NFL kicker today
― frogbs, Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:40 (three years ago) link
Imagine Trump having a friend.
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:41 (three years ago) link