"I'm a sovereign human being, I stand under common law only" - Thread of Freemen

Magna Carta had that whole paragraph about masks

Shit appears to be getting real in Melbourne (if you believe the police)

The Chief Commissioner says there are a small group of Victorians who consider themselves 'sovereign citizens'.

This includes a 38-year-old Frankston woman who seriously assaulted a 26-year-old female police officer after refusing to wear a mask. #9News pic.twitter.com/Dg8HNkId7m

— Nine News Melbourne (@9NewsMelb) August 4, 2020

"lose your hair, keep your head; or lose your head, keep your hair" was a very successful hair policy in Manchu conquered China. Was thinking we probably do with a similar kind of authoritarian directive on masks, just to finally own all freeman-on-the-land who refuse to wear masks and either morally destroy them or behead them for the lols!

TBF someone bashing a cops head into the pavement is par for the course on any day in Frankston. But yeah theres been some dickheads flouting the mask/curfew laws - on video! Proudly! - that have been in the news. I think most got arreested and fined after sotheres that at least. But fuck off to a remote island together and die, you sovcit assholes.

Maybe this goes here?

Live: III%ers and Right-Wing Activists Hold “Defend Stone Mountain” Anti-Fascist Coalition Responds https://t.co/JX6IrLaOwl

— Ford Fischer (@FordFischer) August 15, 2020

Just read about a sovcit who beheaded his roommate a few weeks back.

https://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-news-homicide-asylum-avenue-20200728-g664azmvbjcczcqelcbexr6dfe-story.html

The head is a sovereign appendage

"Asylum Avenue" too on the nose imo.

This has not been very well received in Conspiracy World. pic.twitter.com/ESwZEwhIwp

— cam smith (@sexenheimer) August 28, 2020

lol good work

i don't know tho, shouldn't we be trying to understand the tin foil hat community and win them over thru civility?

As a medieval historian I am afraid I am going to have to remind divorced twitter once again that Magna Carta does not refer to "the people". It refers to the nobility, which your local pub is very sadly not. pic.twitter.com/EYsoTGGL9S

— Dr Eleanor Janega (@GoingMedieval) November 2, 2020

i was just thinking about this story!

then i got distracted by cussing all the clever people whose main take away was the spelling

i did mentally blame Dave Starkey in between those two thoughts tho

lol

jesus fucking wept

We’ve reached the point where a Freeman of the Land is trying to keep a soft play centre open using Magna Carta as a justification pic.twitter.com/fKAJItOKyk

— Gary Brannan (@garybrannan) November 2, 2020

yess keep em coming

Two arrests at Christian tearoom that refuses to close

Owners of the Mustard Seed in Gedling, Nottinghamshire, cited Magna Carta and common law as reasons to stay open.

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/800/cpsprodpb/AADA/production/_115483734_img_20201113_123944.jpg

I AM A LIVING PERSONS

great post/dn combo there

The Little Christian Tearoom That Refused To Re-Closet

not exactly a sovereign citizen, but this court filing is incredible

This is reality:

Jeffrey Cutler, in the Middle District Pa. Action, has pro se filed a "Motion to Declare Donald J. Trump Victorious."https://t.co/eZfk3iCV8M

— Boozy Badger (@BoozyBadger) November 19, 2020

As part of this matter, Mr. Cutler feels it necessary that everyone know his brother, Fred Cutler, was not allowed to start work as an usher for the Phillies games this year. pic.twitter.com/q5fDACvlZi

— Boozy Badger (@BoozyBadger) November 19, 2020

background: https://www.inquirer.com/business/tax-collector-jeffrey-cutler-east-lampeter-pa-lancaster-county-20181211.html

"just like the white bunny HARVEY"

seems like he’s reusing a lot of the same pages in all of his court filings and just adding more grievances to the list every year

Well duh, precedent

just litigating calmly as he always does

Mr. Cutler's brother and approximately 69 MILLION (NICE!) other people..

Bradford hair salon fined £17,000 for repeatedly opening in breach of lockdown rules https://t.co/NebpVNLlO2

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) November 24, 2020

Oh Sineadpaws

fer fucks sake francie

Lol just came here to post this. Even though I've lived in W Yorkshire for years I still get some kind of slight cognitive dissonance about Oakenshaw being referred to as Bradford yet also within the boundaries of Kirklees Council.

can’t believe this government would punish a hardworking small business owner simply for breaking the law in a very specific and limited way

Calz is this hair salon sketch

Back baby back!

If you will indulge me a little more, I'd like to share another element of the conspiracy theories surrounding inauguration, because we're hearing a LOT about Trump becoming the *19th* president of the United States

(no threats of violence here)
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— Dr. Jen Golbeck (@jengolbeck) January 18, 2021

these dudes always seem to know enough history to write an alternate history novel, which would maybe be a better use of their time than actually believing this shit.

this one is a doozy tho - the US is a corporation that belongs to London?

Its more that they know a lot of alternate history tho, tbf

Tbf most of them know enough history that can fit in a Tweet, maybe two

Wish they could be banished to living inside a tweet, phantom zone style

Wasn't that literally an episode of Black Mirror

Used to deal with a few of these in my frontline housing days and one in particular used to threaten me with marine law until i produced my master seamans book during one interview which shut him up

Now that was just as well as i was awarded it in a quiet handshake deal basis in order to satisfy administrative requirements to work on a trawler and upon further investigation he would possibly have noted that it was in fact entirely in dutch but turns out that the showy production of it sufficed

Lol

legendary deems moves

ahahaha

haha

https://64.media.tumblr.com/4bed86930b64dce16ffb0418a3c0cca6/tumblr_inline_nwdtzj6AdI1qdeu3c_250.gif

Rude imo

I dont believe half of my own stories tbh so no blame attached for anyone inclined to wonder betimes

the new pub one happened though right?!

maastricht zeeman morelike

They are fyi all true and not even as embellished as youd think tbh

Complaints by neighbors have included goats on the loose. Dogs on the run. Trash piles and junk vehicles. Flying a Confederate flag. Posting a threatening sign.

Yet trash still litters the lawn. The dogs still roam free. The junk vehicles haven't moved. Because the owner of the property, 32-year-old Brian M. Nelson, doesn't believe the law applies to him.

He's said so many times, according to police reports and court records.

JOHN REINAN/STAR TRIBUNE
Dead vehicles piled with trash fill Brian Nelson’s driveway in Elbow Lake.
When officers confronted him in June about trash in his yard, "he stated that this was his property and that he was not subjected to the city ordinances," a deputy wrote.

When deputies warned him in July about keeping goats, which aren't allowed in city limits, "Brian became belligerent about the city's ordinances," a report said.

When officials served him in August with a nuisance violation order for goats, weeds and dead vehicles, "he stated that he does not recognize the city's ordinances and that he would not be complying with this order," according to a court document.

After nine months of back-and-forth, local officials aren't sure what to do next. In December, the city went to court seeking an order declaring Nelson's property a public nuisance and allowing authorities to swoop in and clean it up.

https://www.startribune.com/minnesota-town-is-flummoxed-by-resident-who-claims-he-s-above-the-law/600016479/?refresh=true