I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

an unmatched run

well, since deems stopped posting

Indeed.

deems's greatest flaw was being allergic to ILM. He'd still be around otherwise.

I blame Mourinho.

can COVID spread thru cheese?

― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Wednesday, July 29, 2020 10:45 AM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

Only Swiss, iirc.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, July 29, 2020 10:46 AM (twenty-two seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

haaaaa

lol ok

holesome lols

i like it

Heh, I don't think I've ever noticed it's Birx and not Brix.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, August 3, 2020 2:36 PM bookmarkflaglink

wait'll you take a closer look at Senator Berenstain

― avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Monday, August 3, 2020 2:42 PM bookmarkflaglink

there's a world of difference btw "my wife" and "the wife"

― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, August 4, 2020 7:40 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I call my partner "my Zamboni machine"

I am single.

― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Tuesday, August 4, 2020 7:51 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i thought your partner posted here tbh but then i realized it was just a sock

― budo jeru, Tuesday, August 4, 2020 7:58 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

The sock.

― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Tuesday, August 4, 2020 8:02 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

My sock.

I think you should cross-post that one.

Does anyone care about Ian McEwan outside of the UK? I doubt he elicits any strong feelings one way or another in North America.

― pomenitul, Thursday, 6 August 2020 12:40 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

pretty sure McEwan exports

― The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 August 2020 12:51 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yet another nuance lost on yours truly, a foreigner!

i thought that one had been lost in the ether, hoorah

Ha, nice.

Australian cities famously have hundreds of Thai restaurants with punning names like Thigh One On, Thigh Foon, Thigh Pan, To Thigh For, Thigh Riffic, Thighnamite, Thightanic, Thigh Me Up Thigh Me Down, Appethighsing, and EnThighSing.

― Steppin' RZA (sic), Saturday, August 8, 2020 4:56 AM bookmarkflaglink

Q. What is My Bloody Valentine's favourite film?
A. My Bloody Valentine!

― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 15:05 (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink

_when Prince died on one of my shifts_
Sorry but this made me lol... sounds like bagging groceries is what did for poor old Prince

guess he really was a bit too leisurely

― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, August 13, 2020 2:35 PM bookmarkflaglink

🎈

Y’all are following the wrong people on Twitter. Never follow a blue check, for a start.

― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, August 22, 2020 7:19 PM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

whats wrong with sad people from the czech republic haha

― lag∞n, Saturday, August 22, 2020 7:23 PM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

we dont deserve the g∞n

am i blue? am i blue? you'd be too ... if comrades like milo z won't follow you ...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4Er1B7WAAABk3u.jpg

total twitter meltdown:
a blue czech *plus* a blue slovenian!

Of course not. Fuck them, and fuck Duterte, too, for harbouring him.

― pomentiful (pomenitul), Monday, August 31, 2020 2:55 PM (forty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yeah I’ve gone right off duterte

― Scampo No. 5 (wins), Monday, August 31, 2020 2:56 PM (forty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Pineapple bidet?

― pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Monday, August 31, 2020 8:03 PM (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

The kind you find in a grocery store

― erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Monday, August 31, 2020 8:43 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

*snort-laugh*

hahahahhaha

I think I love her.

looool

fruit salad

Am I allowed to LOL at this?

Erick Morillo, 49.

― santa clause four (suzy), Tuesday, September 1, 2020 4:27 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

RIP

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, September 1, 2020 4:33 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Circumstances are pretty dark:

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/09/01/dj-erick-morillo-found-dead-in-miami-beach/

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, September 1, 2020 6:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

oof, I take back my RIP

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, September 1, 2020 6:33 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

You'd like to remove it, remove it?

― this is my clean tone (NickB), Tuesday, September 1, 2020 6:52 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I mean, I did but I'm a terrible person

it's the yin to pineapple bidet's yang

surely yin for the bidet no?

Yin's ever heard of a bid-et??

look my jokes are horribly formed and i'm proud of it

^defund

Burrito doesn't know that I was, in fact, one of the "Garth Kids" that the notorious Sixers abducted and beat up.

The "Garths," as we called ourselves never harmed anyone. We were just united by our love of the music of Garth Brooks. Yeah, some people made fun of us for wearing cowboy hats and heavy eyeliner and lipstick. But there was certainly no call for violence against the Garth community.

Anyway, after going through that phase, many of us drifted away from being Garths and instead gravitated toward an interesting little band called Icy Pee. We carried jugs of frozen urine with us everywhere we went. No one knows why. I guess that's why they started calling us Juggaloos. But

― tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, September 5, 2020 11:23 AM bookmarkflaglink

The 'But' really clinches it (the butt really clenches it).

gotta include the burrito post which made me snort like 3 times

Shit, long story, but back in 1998 me and about 14 other LA-area people who were HUGE fans of Eve 6 (you remember them - "wanna put my tender heart in a blender, watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion, rendezvous and I'm through with you!"; great song) were paid by their label RCA Records to walk a few blocks down Hollywood Blvd to the Capitol Records building where there was a big release party going on for Garth Brooks because of three albums of his they were re-releasing that day. Me and all the other Eve 6 guys, we called ourselves The Sixers like it was like our gang name, and we did anything RCA told us to do to promote Eve 6. Anyway, one day that April, Capitol Records literally paid us $500 each to go walk down there, scope them all out, identify the weakest targets, and then get back to our rental car, drive it up to the Garth Brooks thing and run out and kidnap four of his fans, take them to the alley behind the Sunset Blvd Denny's, and beat them to within inches of their life with baseball bats. RCA thought this would somehow increase Eve 6's record sales! Of course we all did this without hesitation because hey it was 1998, MDMA was a new drug (that we were all taking), we were fueled by that and the propulsive energy of Eve 6, and frankly we needed the money!!!

Anyway, yeah, cliffs notes version for the thread: Eve 6 fans call themselves "Sixers," or at least we did back in '98.

― the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, September 5, 2020 6:17 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Puffin post is dogshit

^Sixer

Clearly

"dogshit" from the renowned author of Hipster Puppies!!!

puffin’s post is one of the only gags reposted to this thread that actually made me irl chuckle in a good while. though tbf my sense of humor froze in place at 14 i think.

froze ... like a jug of icy pee ... in the conference room

things Whiney G. Weingarten should avoid posting about if he wants to not be clowned: dogs, Subway, drowning, the Beatles ...

also: music, books, films, white people