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they are good for stock tips too

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 18:21 (five years ago)

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-global-race-chevron-idUSKCN24P1Y7

Chevron diversity ratio to improve as layoffs progress

anvil, Thursday, 30 July 2020 08:36 (five years ago)

Hire more women guards etc

all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 30 July 2020 12:22 (five years ago)

hire :clap: more :clap: women :clap: efficiency :clap: experts

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 12:25 (five years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/09/arts/television/jerry-lewis-telethon-kevin-hart.html

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:51 (five years ago)

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/ep435n/gig-economy-company-launches-uber-but-for-evicting-people

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 21 September 2020 18:42 (five years ago)

still trying to figure this one out

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rbg-mom-joins-satanic-temple_n_5f6b3565c5b629afbe990c15

The Death Of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Pushed Me To Join The Satanic Temple

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 24 September 2020 13:24 (five years ago)

you should watch the doc Hail Satan! all about the ST

Nhex, Thursday, 24 September 2020 13:38 (five years ago)

I prefer to have a personal relationship with Satan

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 24 September 2020 13:40 (five years ago)

another vote for Hail Satan?, it's great

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:21 (five years ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/sep/24/man-licorice-dies-massachusetts

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:15 (five years ago)

Well, that's horrifying. I never liked licorice anyway!

Nhex, Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:36 (five years ago)

tbf, he was eating A LOT

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:48 (five years ago)

wow, I guess it takes all sorts

Number None, Friday, 25 September 2020 14:58 (five years ago)

pic.twitter.com/RVVauNlIkq

— Mike Pompino (heir to the Dolmio dynasty) (@spagbolshevism) October 7, 2020

calzino, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 16:20 (five years ago)

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Em0OhgNXEAAjMb9?format=jpg&name=large

calzino, Sunday, 15 November 2020 08:31 (five years ago)

ffs

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Sunday, 15 November 2020 16:34 (five years ago)

Pig intestines fly as Taiwan lawmakers engage in ham-fisted political attacks https://t.co/QbDp1NY21U

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) November 27, 2020

oblique allergies (Sanpaku), Friday, 27 November 2020 16:10 (five years ago)

well done headline writer

Nhex, Friday, 27 November 2020 19:02 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

KFC launches game console that keeps your chicken warm

Darin, Wednesday, 23 December 2020 18:03 (five years ago)

Deepfake queen to deliver Channel 4 Christmas message

koogs, Wednesday, 23 December 2020 23:10 (five years ago)

xpst

Is the “lol bacon” thread still around, KFC swinging for the fences with their marketing these days

circa1916, Wednesday, 23 December 2020 23:14 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/07/europe/denmark-john-dillermand-controversy-scli-intl/index.html

Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 8 January 2021 16:36 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

Craig Kelly's curated list of facebook links ready to step in

shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 00:15 (five years ago)

https://www.vulture.com/2021/02/lena-dunham-generation-dead-cats.html

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 February 2021 17:46 (five years ago)

. Variety reports that the conservative high-school dramedy wanted to add authenticity to a biology dissection scene with the aforementioned corpses, a creative decision that was first outlined in a series of tweets by a friend of a Generation staffer. This Twitter user alleged that crew members and actors were given “no warning” about the corpses, and the “trauma responses” led to two extras quitting. HBO Max confirmed to Variety that the dead cats were indeed real, but noted they were all “ethically sourced” from a “biological supply company that works with schools.” The streaming service also stated that everyone involved in the scene “was informed in advance” of the “sensitive” cat usage, although they “deeply regret that this occurred.”

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 February 2021 17:46 (five years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Et9vR1JWQAIKRhw?format=jpg&name=small

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 February 2021 18:16 (five years ago)

okay long lol at that headline

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 February 2021 18:51 (five years ago)

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/538528-cnns-cuomo-knocks-cruz-for-breast-milk-tweet-during-impeachment-do-your-damn

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 February 2021 23:39 (five years ago)

https://metro.co.uk/2021/02/15/joss-whedon-buffy-star-nicholas-brendon-refuses-to-comment-on-claims-14085791/

Buffy the Vampire Slayer star Nicholas Brendon refuses to comment on Joss Whedon allegations as he undergoes surgery for paralysed penis

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 04:53 (five years ago)

(I know the Metro is a tabloid but that's some Clickhole shit)

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 04:53 (five years ago)

Six Days in Fallujah ‘not trying to make a political commentary,’ creator says
https://www.polygon.com/2021/2/15/22279600/six-days-in-fallujah-interview-iraq-war-politics

mh, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 16:52 (five years ago)

the fuck is a paralyzed penis

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 02:45 (five years ago)

Opposite of a dick move.

pplains, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 02:50 (five years ago)

omg

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 02:52 (five years ago)

Touche

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 05:23 (five years ago)

https://www.theverge.com/2021/2/23/22297371/frogger-game-show-nbc-peacock-konami

reminds me of a story my friends shared of a group that went to a neighboring high school: real life Frogger
they had a slow-moving traffic road next to their school and they’d blindfold a guy and yell “five steps forward!” and “stay!!” when someone was in the middle of the road between lanes
hopefully they were pranking us with the story

mh, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 01:04 (five years ago)

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/people-literally-dont-know-when-to-shut-up-or-keep-talking-science-confirms/

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:06 (five years ago)

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-03-09/trader-buys-36-million-of-copper-and-gets-painted-rocks-instead

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 18:53 (five years ago)

Amid an acrimonious falling out over who controls the future of a digital news site that Tim Pool helped launch, the YouTube star is facing accusations from former partners that he used a cat named Betsy as a hostage in business negotiations https://t.co/olCkPALBqL

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) March 11, 2021

Joe Bombin (milo z), Thursday, 11 March 2021 22:27 (five years ago)

https://news.artnet.com/partner-content/now-on-artnet-auctions-a-rare-work-on-paper-by-jean-michel-basquiat

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 01:14 (five years ago)

what's unusual about that?

Nhex, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 02:59 (five years ago)

300 grand for a doodle but what do i know i have fun being broke

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 03:16 (five years ago)

tbf the posthumous Basquiat industry sorta skeeves me out but I’m not totally positive why.

Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 03:17 (five years ago)

because he lived and died predominantly in squalor, feared that he was becoming a token and is now being monetized for billionaires?

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 03:19 (five years ago)

you're not wrong

Nhex, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 03:22 (five years ago)

i should say that's not really fair or accurate to his family or story: kinda more that he OPTED to live and die predominantly in squalor

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 03:23 (five years ago)

it's kind of stupid but i visit his grave probably once every two weeks or so - more just because he's on one of my standard greenwood paths than because I'm obsessive - and I somehow feel like we've developed a relationship though nothing could be further from the truth

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 03:26 (five years ago)


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