I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

Simon just owning the Excelsiors lately!

making up for a lot of lean years

still giggling at this one, cos now i'm imagining my friend inside a trash compactor screaming

like the end of the Ninja Turtles movie from 1989

still can't believe they crushed April to death in a family film

all that goodwill, shredded

>sai<

Bossa nova!

Chevy Nova?

every time ppl talk trump and his "strategy" while predicting the coming month's events at length my eyes glaze over tbh

― the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Wednesday, July 29, 2020 6:55 AM

fuck is that a potential COVID symptom

― the quar on drugs (Simon H.)

an unmatched run

well, since deems stopped posting

Indeed.

deems's greatest flaw was being allergic to ILM. He'd still be around otherwise.

I blame Mourinho.

can COVID spread thru cheese?

― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Wednesday, July 29, 2020 10:45 AM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

Only Swiss, iirc.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, July 29, 2020 10:46 AM (twenty-two seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

haaaaa

lol ok

holesome lols

i like it

Heh, I don't think I've ever noticed it's Birx and not Brix.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, August 3, 2020 2:36 PM bookmarkflaglink

wait'll you take a closer look at Senator Berenstain

― avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Monday, August 3, 2020 2:42 PM bookmarkflaglink

there's a world of difference btw "my wife" and "the wife"

― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, August 4, 2020 7:40 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I call my partner "my Zamboni machine"

I am single.

― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Tuesday, August 4, 2020 7:51 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i thought your partner posted here tbh but then i realized it was just a sock

― budo jeru, Tuesday, August 4, 2020 7:58 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

The sock.

― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Tuesday, August 4, 2020 8:02 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

My sock.

I think you should cross-post that one.

Does anyone care about Ian McEwan outside of the UK? I doubt he elicits any strong feelings one way or another in North America.

― pomenitul, Thursday, 6 August 2020 12:40 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

pretty sure McEwan exports

― The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 August 2020 12:51 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yet another nuance lost on yours truly, a foreigner!

i thought that one had been lost in the ether, hoorah

Ha, nice.

Australian cities famously have hundreds of Thai restaurants with punning names like Thigh One On, Thigh Foon, Thigh Pan, To Thigh For, Thigh Riffic, Thighnamite, Thightanic, Thigh Me Up Thigh Me Down, Appethighsing, and EnThighSing.

― Steppin' RZA (sic), Saturday, August 8, 2020 4:56 AM bookmarkflaglink

Q. What is My Bloody Valentine's favourite film?
A. My Bloody Valentine!

― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 15:05 (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink

_when Prince died on one of my shifts_
Sorry but this made me lol... sounds like bagging groceries is what did for poor old Prince

guess he really was a bit too leisurely

― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, August 13, 2020 2:35 PM bookmarkflaglink

🎈

Y’all are following the wrong people on Twitter. Never follow a blue check, for a start.

― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, August 22, 2020 7:19 PM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

whats wrong with sad people from the czech republic haha

― lag∞n, Saturday, August 22, 2020 7:23 PM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

we dont deserve the g∞n

am i blue? am i blue? you'd be too ... if comrades like milo z won't follow you ...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4Er1B7WAAABk3u.jpg

total twitter meltdown:
a blue czech *plus* a blue slovenian!

Of course not. Fuck them, and fuck Duterte, too, for harbouring him.

― pomentiful (pomenitul), Monday, August 31, 2020 2:55 PM (forty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yeah I’ve gone right off duterte

― Scampo No. 5 (wins), Monday, August 31, 2020 2:56 PM (forty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Pineapple bidet?

― pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Monday, August 31, 2020 8:03 PM (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

The kind you find in a grocery store

― erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Monday, August 31, 2020 8:43 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

*snort-laugh*

hahahahhaha

I think I love her.

looool

fruit salad

Am I allowed to LOL at this?

Erick Morillo, 49.

― santa clause four (suzy), Tuesday, September 1, 2020 4:27 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

RIP

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, September 1, 2020 4:33 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Circumstances are pretty dark:

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/09/01/dj-erick-morillo-found-dead-in-miami-beach/

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, September 1, 2020 6:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

oof, I take back my RIP

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, September 1, 2020 6:33 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

You'd like to remove it, remove it?

― this is my clean tone (NickB), Tuesday, September 1, 2020 6:52 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I mean, I did but I'm a terrible person

it's the yin to pineapple bidet's yang

surely yin for the bidet no?

Yin's ever heard of a bid-et??

look my jokes are horribly formed and i'm proud of it

^defund

Burrito doesn't know that I was, in fact, one of the "Garth Kids" that the notorious Sixers abducted and beat up.

The "Garths," as we called ourselves never harmed anyone. We were just united by our love of the music of Garth Brooks. Yeah, some people made fun of us for wearing cowboy hats and heavy eyeliner and lipstick. But there was certainly no call for violence against the Garth community.

Anyway, after going through that phase, many of us drifted away from being Garths and instead gravitated toward an interesting little band called Icy Pee. We carried jugs of frozen urine with us everywhere we went. No one knows why. I guess that's why they started calling us Juggaloos. But

― tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, September 5, 2020 11:23 AM bookmarkflaglink

The 'But' really clinches it (the butt really clenches it).