I only deal with appropriately respectful alcoholics ftr!
― calzino, Saturday, 25 July 2020 23:01 (three years ago) link
Baboons at Knowsley Safari Park have been found carrying weapons, it has been claimed.Keepers at the safari park, in Merseyside, said they suspect visitors have been giving the animals knives, screwdrivers and even a chainsaw "for a laugh", The Mirror reports.
Keepers at the safari park, in Merseyside, said they suspect visitors have been giving the animals knives, screwdrivers and even a chainsaw "for a laugh", The Mirror reports.
― calzino, Monday, 27 July 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link
I had no idea that such flawless gammon specimens were even possible:
https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/edward-leigh-on-calais-and-migrants-1-6790211
― pomenitul, Friday, 14 August 2020 22:14 (three years ago) link
perfidious albion keeps delivering
― calzino, Friday, 14 August 2020 22:18 (three years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/11nQYi2Kby— good90s (@good90s) September 23, 2019
― đ đđąđš (caek), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 04:56 (three years ago) link
Let's ask the HERO'S WIDOW if Utd should play in the Cup.
― ăȘăăą (onimo), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:09 (three years ago) link
it's so staggering you think it has to be a fake but i'm guessing it's not a fake
― no ifs, no buts, no scampo nation (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link
crying out for a poll of the interviewees
― scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:13 (three years ago) link
At that point THE FILM STAR had played 500 football matches and acted in 1 film.
― ăȘăăą (onimo), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:13 (three years ago) link
even Barry Norman getting in there! I can remember that mirror cover it's 100% real and my late father-in-law saying it's a bloody disgrace, best cup competition in the world etc...
― calzino, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:14 (three years ago) link
hi Lisa Potts sorry you were severely injured during a terrifying machete attack what do you think about United pulling out of the FA Cup tho?
― no ifs, no buts, no scampo nation (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link
Yep, I remember it at the time. I wonder how many of their phones Morgan was hacking.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:17 (three years ago) link
as a lottery winner, i think it's a bleedin' disgrace
― scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link
yeah I think questions need to be asked wtf you'd be asking the widow of a headmaster that got stabbed to death outside his school to comment an FA cup controversy, it's bizarre really.
― calzino, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link
they were obv all on a lot of different drugs back then.
― calzino, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link
that page represents some kind of moment in the tabloids's imperial era, a moments where all of the stylistic tics and voice of the people shtick curdle into this gross, decadent, debauched rongness that later generations can only look back on and gasp/gag
― no ifs, no buts, no scampo nation (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:50 (three years ago) link
how many people looked that over and didn't think twice about whether victims of horrible violence were celebrities who should be approached and front-paged for their views on a football competition?
― no ifs, no buts, no scampo nation (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:54 (three years ago) link
the worst thing was they were good victims, not bad victims.
Just paraphrasing Brass Eye, not being a sicko ftr!
― calzino, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link
despite watching Brass Eye a couple of years before that cover and seeing myself as someone who was aware of how terrible the UK press was. I remember thinking it was quite "normal" at the time, or at least just more being annoyed that it was more Man Utd bullshit rather than the absolutely horrid practises of the UK tabloids utilised in it.
― calzino, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link
well i meant the people at the Mirror who had sight of it before publication but you're probably right calz, at the time, in a different context, it was probably less jaw-droppingly bad. but that's because it was standard operating procedure for the time i guess
― no ifs, no buts, no scampo nation (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 16:32 (three years ago) link
Wait, do you lot not find out what Lottery Winner Mark Gardiner thinks about something before you form an opinion?
― kinder, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link
he picked the numbers, now you pick his brains!
― calzino, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 16:36 (three years ago) link
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nowadays i just watch any BBC news show and within 10 minutes they'll have asked the audience to let us know what they think, so i get as many totally unqualified opinions about complicated subjects as i need
― no ifs, no buts, no scampo nation (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link
"We've got Ron on the line, he's a retired butcher from Heckmondwicke and he's going to tell us what he thinks about the government's strategy on housing"
― no ifs, no buts, no scampo nation (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link
The decline of the âtragic mum / wife / dadâ as a unifying hero figure for the press is kind of interesting.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link
i guess a few Karen Matthewses put the kibosh on that eventually
― no ifs, no buts, no scampo nation (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 16:47 (three years ago) link
at least she put Dewsbury on the map, for some reason we still don't have a tourist information office.
― calzino, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link
lol ITV filmed that drama about her entirely in Halifax
― calzino, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link
I think that's part of it but there's a lot going on. People like Frances Lawrence and Paul Betts (though wildly different) were tapped for quotes on all sorts of things for years in a way that sort of positioned them as an avatar for the reader - the normal, sensible person who just happened to have been elevated to prominence by tragedy, which i guess you don't need as much when the readers can speak for themselves. You also had situations like the McCanns where Paper B, C and D got annoyed they were too close to Paper A and worked out there was just as much mileage in hating them as sympathising.
The capacity for a single horrific thing to capture the news cycle / public imagination for weeks at a time has probably diminished too.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link
The decline of the âtragic mum / wife / dadâ as a unifying hero figure for the press is kind of interesting.â Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 17:45 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglinki guess a few Karen Matthewses put the kibosh on that eventuallyâ no ifs, no buts, no scampo nation (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 17:47 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
â Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 17:45 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
â no ifs, no buts, no scampo nation (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 17:47 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Between her and the McCannses and the noughties rise in the popularity of crime fiction, all tragic/grieving relatives are treated with a dose of sceptical side eye these days.
― ăȘăăą (onimo), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 23:36 (three years ago) link
what is the Scottish govt's stance on teachers wearing masks?
― calzino, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 23:58 (three years ago) link
oh shit wrong thread
there was briefly some interaction between the McCannses industrial military complex and team Karen Matthews, would love to hear the gritty Dewsbury-noir dialogue that went on there that caused the conference to break down!
― calzino, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 00:03 (three years ago) link
And the prize for the weirdest thing Iâve seen today goes to... pic.twitter.com/9b1vhmbna6— Henry (@henweb) August 18, 2020
― calzino, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 10:54 (three years ago) link
It's like something Alan Partridge would be saying in one of those daydream sequences in 'I'm Alan Partridge'.
― brain (krakow), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 19:41 (three years ago) link
Who doesn't already sing it like that tho
― kinder, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 21:44 (three years ago) link
Maguire had been photographed and filmed throughout the day and evening, enjoying the company of his teammates Marcus Rashford and Brandon Williams, as well as the snooker player Judd Trump, and mixing with other tourists, appearing to drink alcohol on occasions.
― ||||||||, Saturday, 22 August 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link
thought this revive was going to be about the ugly bald sheep farmer/ex-tory/ukip candidate/putative baby killer/tesco briber trial!
― calzino, Saturday, 22 August 2020 19:55 (three years ago) link
lol briber, blackmailer I meant obv.
― calzino, Saturday, 22 August 2020 20:01 (three years ago) link
only heard little bits of the story on the radio, guessing this lad is not the sharpest knife in the drawer
― A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 August 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link
from what I can gather he went flying in with the fists on some cop and then tried to bribe them at the cop shop, lol good job he's white!
― calzino, Saturday, 22 August 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link
Saw this on Facebook yesterday and I would be very happy if someone could explain what is going on here pic.twitter.com/oNrfWXxA9m— Tits McGee (@Scientits) August 31, 2020
― Gerneten-flĂŒken cake (jed_), Monday, 31 August 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link
The Bill Oddie thing was that early humour website called b3ta (was it?) and they had a clip of Madonna's Erotica with the words "Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, rub your hands all over my body" instead of "Erotic, Erotic (same)". There was something to do with Alf Garnet and Independent Woman, as well but it's not coming back to me.
― Gerneten-flĂŒken cake (jed_), Monday, 31 August 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link
Oh I remembered it as I hit submit. It was
Shoes on my feetAlf GarnetClothes I'm wearing Alf GarnetRock I'm rocking Alf Garnetetc.
― Gerneten-flĂŒken cake (jed_), Monday, 31 August 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link
"early humour"
― Gerneten-flĂŒken cake (jed_), Monday, 31 August 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link
As opposed to the modern day's highly evolved online humour.
― brain (krakow), Monday, 31 August 2020 20:58 (three years ago) link
Ogmios School of Zen Motoring is my favourite thing for a long time. Thanks for that link.
― Gerneten-flĂŒken cake (jed_), Monday, 31 August 2020 21:18 (three years ago) link
wish every driver was ogmios
― learned lasagna (||||||||), Monday, 31 August 2020 21:25 (three years ago) link
I find it very moving.
― Gerneten-flĂŒken cake (jed_), Monday, 31 August 2020 21:33 (three years ago) link