Elon Musk

good thing he never got on twitter

he probably liked Hitler's fave book I'm guessing?

and he was a eugenics stan. erm .. I meant Micheal Faraday!

Apparently, he had more than enough tweets.

lol!

i'm thinking of calling my next vaporwave project Cis Men in Acute Emotional Crisis.

damn why you gotta appropriate my culture

lmao

damn why you gotta appropriate my culture

― trapped out the barndo (crüt)

"karen" was already taken as a bandname

I like to be flexible and nnon-judgemental as far as I can be

― calzino, Saturday, July 25, 2020 1:16 PM (one hour ago)

lmao

lol crut

What an enormous piece of shit.

We will coup whoever we want! Deal with it.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 25, 2020

I think I hate him more than Bezos.

Quite a bit of regression in 2020.28 auto wipers for some reason.

Now it tends to see rain when there is none. But not always.

The only way to stop is to turn off wipers completely for some time. pic.twitter.com/d9l9yBqFWa

— green (@greentheonly) July 26, 2020

i'm reminded of my first car, 1996 pontiac grand am, which used to completely shut off (like i ran out of gas, no power steering, slowly coming to a crawl) every time i hit a moderate bump in a road

shitposter ceo is such a blatantly awful idea that i kinda respect it

Das Kapital in a nutshell pic.twitter.com/mG44mMkitx

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 27, 2020

Uh, is that meme written in a clumsy imitation of AAVE? In which case, really fucking racist, fuck you Musk.

I think I hate him more than Bezos.

wonder how much free government money this guy got

Bezos is more successfully evil partially because he's smart enough not to, for example, develop this sort of extremely online persona

― the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Monday, July 27, 2020 5:03 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

assuming you only want 10 billion dollars and not 100 billion dollars, i think musk is successful on those terms precisely because of his extremely online persona. without that, there is no way the stock price (and therefore his personal fortune) would be where it is.

he can't get to bezos's level by shitposting, but he is the most successful shitposter of all time.

imagine if bezos had musk's fanboy army

he'd get them doing mechanical turk shit for free

Bezos at least created a successful business

musk had alltime great pr before the shit posting, its hurt him, if not in the stock price... yet

i mean seeming very publicly unstable is not something the big money tends to like, they wont complain as long as theyre making money but once theyre not

i think going nuts was his best option

im willing to listen to your thesis

What Dorothy illustrates is that you can put in the Neuralink, remove it, and be healthy, happy and indistinguishable from a normal pig.

Meaning no disrespect to the pig community but this doesn't sound like a necessarily desirable outcome if you weren't a pig going in to the experiment.

https://i.imgur.com/5RQrshg.jpg

Why can't this guy drop dead?

penny ass stock

-Fishbone

I have a friend who I think bought a Tesla yesterday. The day before his trip to the dealer I made fun of him for supporting Elon Musk, con man and neo-libretarian asshat, and my friend had no idea what I was talking about.

(libertarian, not librarian, or whatever got posted))

neo-librarian

Musk does seem the sort to collect a bunch of books he didn't read just to look good in his office.

Just because i dig living on mars, ruining astronomy, and converting public wealth into private profits does not make me neo-librarian does it? am i the baddies?

I learned today that a big chunk of Tesla's revenues ($428 million in the most recent quarter), the difference between them being profitable and not, comes from selling emissions credits to other auto manufacturers, for various jurisdictions around the world.

thanking u in advance, I will be sure to use that the next time I have to discuss this clown (which is way too often)

disappointed that elon has yet to bring a firefighting robot or covid antibody drone into service yet

firefighting sub

Firefighting submarine seems more his speed.

Wow

New From Us: Nikola—How to Parlay An Ocean of Lies Into a Partnership With the Largest Auto OEM in Americahttps://t.co/GHf6kvUgo0 $NKLA

(1/x)

— Hindenburg Research (@HindenburgRes) September 10, 2020

So ... Nikola partners with GM, which sends Tesla shares down, then this other short seller party publishes research and fraud accusations against Nikola and *Nikola* shares do down, all over the course of a couple of days ... if I didn't know better I'd say something fishy is going on.

lol

Our investigation of the site and text messages from a former employee reveal that the video was an elaborate ruse— $NKLA had the truck towed to the top of a hill on a remote stretch of road and simply filmed it rolling down the hill. pic.twitter.com/n2NLDGInzR

— Hindenburg Research (@HindenburgRes) September 10, 2020

absolute cesspool of an industry

the 'rolling downhill in neutral' industry is gaining momentum at exponential rates, though

lmao

Be right back, founding a company called Sisyphus that specializes in pushing electric cars to the top of hills *and* rolling them down.

who does this guy think he is, elizabeth holmes?