The 2006 American Midterm Election Day Thread

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Bush is giving it large to: US Sheriff in Charge of war on terror

Bob Gates in charge of US Defense

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

Dubya currently sounding really irritated

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

MEET THE NEW SPOOK...

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Gates

Has to get house and senate confirmation, no? This one or the one from jan 3rd?

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

Dude is on the study group.

Too much of this is saying "We've been talking about this for WEEKS."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

He is telling Bin Laden not to smurk

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

Enemies, do not be joyful we will git you.

Iraqis, we will stand with you

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

The message to 'our enemies' is a treat. THANKS FOR THE BOILERPLATE.

"DO NOT BE FEARFUL, PEOPLE OF IRAQ!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

uh, why all the long faces...


TIMING!!!

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

TERRORITSTS WE STILL HATE U

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

Troops we support you

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

What a shitbird. NOW he talks about "changing the tone" in DC – 6 years later

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

This is such a cave-in.

QUESTION TIME.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

Red & Blue to Unite in cooperation

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

Bush NOBODY BELIEVES YOU ANY MORE

dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

What's up with Bush's cadence in this speech? It's just a series of statements delivered one after another the exact same way. He sounds like a disgruntled eighth grader in speech class.

BrianB (BrianB), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

"AMERICA WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT YOU without coffin photos"

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

Oh what a crazy two years this will be.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

BLACK AND WHITE UNITE

dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

DO NOT BE JOYFUL

stet (stet), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

He sounds so defensive! This is ace.

stet (stet), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

(Is Bush back on the wacky dust?)

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

NRO barely saying anything. I suspect they're drinking hard.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

AGGIES! AGGIES IN THE PENTAGON!

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

Bob gates brings respect and managerial experience.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

This is immensely more satisfying than a Grammy thread, if not as funny.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

This guy fuckin' snorted a line before getting in front of the podium.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

!?!?!!?!

Okay, I'm slackjawed.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

i fired rumsfeld cause my dad n his friends are in charge now, so can i go?

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

he sounds totally defensive, his inflection is all exasperation. He's trying to concede defeat without conceding anything (a la troop drawdowns) and can't quite figure out how to do it.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

The 'staying on' response -- W. T. F.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

(Is Bush back on the wacky dust?)

No, he'd be displaying some degree of confidence then.

dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

did Bush just basically say "I lied about Rum because..."

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

Bush is "assessing all the time... by myself" HAHAHAHAHA

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

there's a lot of constant assessing and assessment going on

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

wait so he just admitted to lying abt rumsfeld last week? this is not the bush i know and love.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

My God...won't someone think of The Daily Show?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

"I thought we were going to do fine yesterday... shows what I know"

dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

"I've never met Gates. He'll make a fine DoD."


FRESH EYES!!!

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

He doesn't appear to have a clue what to say. It's really embarrassing to watch.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

The Daily Show is fucked. From the reports you guys are giving, how can the Daily Show top this?

gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

Number one on YouTube in a few minutes.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

this is FUNNIER than the Daily Show!!!!!!

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

squirm Dubya squirm

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

OH YOUTUBE I WILL LOVE U TONIGHT

gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

haha xxpost

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

Jon Stewart should just run this in its full length, smirk and sign off.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

SO fucked.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

Has he just admitted the Republican party lost out because they're "unethical"?

dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

"ARE YOU FUCKIN' LISTENING TO ME, DAVID?"

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)


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