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Ah, the beauty of this thread. Did Grimly survive reading it?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 17:48 (twenty years ago)

grimly was trucker hat man.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 17:49 (twenty years ago)

i thought snopes debunked this thread

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 17:50 (twenty years ago)

I am delighted to find that Google still only returns one result for "cummy hinder".

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 18:56 (twenty years ago)

Whenever this thread is revived, the sun shines a little brighter on my day.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 19:21 (twenty years ago)

hehe. i've always thought sun shining and ass sex were opposites :)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 19:22 (twenty years ago)

still one of the greats

― latebloomer aka rembrandt, the fifth ninja turtle (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 21:31 (twenty years ago)

offical: everyone who's posted on this thread is GOING TO HELL!!!

don't expect any sympathy for your depravities. go read Dante's Inferno. yeah, seventh circle, that's the shit we're working on...

remember - every time you masturbate, Jesus kills a kitten.

― satan, Wednesday, 15 March 2006 23:31 (twenty years ago)

jesus, ned and ken. i get all the way to the end of the thread, wiping tears of molten laughter from my ~~couch~~ eyes, and i find my name in it. that was almost too freaky.

best thread ever. best thing on the internet ever. the reason computers were invented.

x-post: o well. at least it'll be warm.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 23:37 (twenty years ago)

four weeks pass...

2 YEARS AGO TODAY...

― Chairman Doinel (Charles McCain), Thursday, 13 April 2006 23:08 (twenty years ago)

This is the most classic thread on any messageboard, ever. If ILX should spontaneously combust at some point, it should be this thread that is thrown from the blazing wreckage. Gear - I salute you.

― Si.C@rter (SiC@rter), Thursday, 13 April 2006 23:33 (twenty years ago)

Is there any way that this thread can be restored with all the original images?

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 14 April 2006 00:21 (twenty years ago)

Hilarious.

― someone let this mitya out! (mitya), Friday, 14 April 2006 00:58 (twenty years ago)

innocence was lost that day

― gear (gear), Friday, 14 April 2006 01:02 (twenty years ago)

ass innocence

― gear (gear), Friday, 14 April 2006 01:02 (twenty years ago)

I had a feeling this thread would be revived soon, but NOT because it was nearing its birthday!

TRIBUTE

RESPEK

― RoxyMuzakï¿½ (roxymuzak), Friday, 14 April 2006 01:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.houghtonmifflinbooks.com/assets/product/0618300465.gif

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 14 April 2006 01:33 (twenty years ago)

My god, the two year anniversary. Oh blessed event. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 April 2006 02:11 (twenty years ago)

when is the new yorker piece gonna run, gear?

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Friday, 14 April 2006 02:56 (twenty years ago)

Puffy Angie Harmon has enriched us all.

― Big Willy and the Twins (miloaukerman), Friday, 14 April 2006 02:59 (twenty years ago)

I can't be alone in thinking the HIGH COMEDY of the original event has been, frankly, anally-violated by a million internet lamers referencing at any opportunity. It's like the ILX equivalent of the Star Wars kid or something.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:49 (twenty years ago)

Matt DC OTM.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:50 (twenty years ago)

oh calm down the both of you, nothing has been violated here except gear's poor couch, FIGHT THE TRUE ENEMY

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:56 (twenty years ago)

Matt DC: typical ILM fun-hater posturing YAWN

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:59 (twenty years ago)

Posturing on a white couch? ;-)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 April 2006 16:03 (twenty years ago)

what color was BurmaKitty's couch?

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 16:04 (twenty years ago)

what color was BurmaKitty's cooch?

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 16:04 (twenty years ago)

everyone realizes that my couch is in fact blue, right

― gear (gear), Friday, 14 April 2006 16:11 (twenty years ago)

sure, NOW it is

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 14 April 2006 16:17 (twenty years ago)

if jaymc says it's white, i see no reason to believe you over him over the state of your own couch, mister.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 14 April 2006 16:51 (twenty years ago)

well, he does have that file folder

― gear (gear), Friday, 14 April 2006 21:21 (twenty years ago)

Which is manilla colored.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 14 April 2006 21:26 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

i just know there is is a sister thread to this one written by Trucker Hat.

― lf (lfam), Thursday, 29 June 2006 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

If you are in possession of such information, it is your duty to share it!

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 29 June 2006 08:10 (nineteen years ago)

i "know" it

― lf (lfam), Thursday, 29 June 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

Trucker Hand

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Thursday, 29 June 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

15 trackbacks!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 29 June 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

and all of them are recommendations.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 30 June 2006 06:44 (nineteen years ago)

I drove through L.A. last night with my soon-to-be roommate, and she was blasting DCFC the whole time (with some Postal Service for good measure).
I'm going to be in hell, I think.

-- Gear! (drink_to_remembe...) (webmail), October 2nd, 2003 2:29 AM. (Gear!) (link)

― andy dale (andy dale), Monday, 10 July 2006 08:52 (nineteen years ago)

uh-ohs FORESHADOWING

― introducing latebloomer, his dad itchy, and his son lumpy (latebloomer), Monday, 10 July 2006 08:56 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://www.thecellarrocks.com/band_photos/hinder.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

another voice for the chorus:

OMGTASTIC

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 08:21 (nineteen years ago)

It's still called 'thusly'!

― the pinefox (the pinefox), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 12:13 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

Welcome back, ILX!

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 7 January 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

YES

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Sunday, 7 January 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...

Revive

― milo z, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

thanks

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

I too must post in this thread, in the hope that somehow, some of it's gilded awesomeness will rub off on me, thus enriching me as a person.

This thread has made my day.

― SeekAltRoute, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

i knew this would be a gear thread

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

was it because it says "Started by Gear! (Gear!)" on the new answers page?

― Lingbert, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

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