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WTF indeed!?

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 15 September 2003 15:35 (twenty years ago) link

aiiiie, I don't get HBO until ... whenever they receive my payment so I can add to my service. Was that the last ep of this half of the season? Did anyone see Carnivale?

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 September 2003 15:40 (twenty years ago) link

she only likes him cuz he fixed her tivo

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 15 September 2003 15:42 (twenty years ago) link

HOLY SHIT! Kevin Shields is being interviewed on NPR right now!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 16:32 (twenty years ago) link

i have a giant ilx crush!!!!!!!!

i was happy about miranda and steve. watched carnivale, didn't love.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 15 September 2003 16:43 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.historical.waseca.mn.us/images/gsmonkey.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 15 September 2003 18:28 (twenty years ago) link

Reprise:

ANSWER THE PHONE MOTHERFUCKER! I swear to god, if I have to come over there and kick your ass, I will. I'm in the mood, and I'm wearing asskickin shoes! FUCK. ANSWER THE PHONE. Pick it up. I know you're there ANSWER IT. Jesus fuck. Okay, I'm NOT wearing asskicking shoes, but by christ, I could bludgeon you with these fucking heels. OH MY GOD, ANSWER THE GODDAMNED PHONE, YOU MUPPET FUCKER!

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 15 September 2003 18:43 (twenty years ago) link

"Palms sweat, vision blurs, and pulse pounds. That tom you've been
dueling every morning for a week just gobbled so close you can smell
what he ate for breakfast"

It's only *really* ironically funny if you can envision the picture
of the guy in full ninja camo flattening himself against a tree and
sighting through a camoflage rifle.

"...it could mean the difference between a turkey dinner and a tv
dinner" (Outdoor Life, 88).

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 15 September 2003 18:48 (twenty years ago) link

YOU MUPPET FUCKER!

anybody have that animated gif of kermit going to town on a stuff animal?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 18:52 (twenty years ago) link

I love yelling muppet fucker at people because they look so confused.

Then they laugh.

I have another one I save for driving that makes ME laugh, but not as many other people. In fact, some of them look quite offended.

WhatEVAH.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 15 September 2003 18:55 (twenty years ago) link

dare we ask what that other one is?

does it involve copulatin', too?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 19:03 (twenty years ago) link

I need to go take a nap before I have to go back. So why the hell am I on the computer? I don't know. I do crazy stuff like that. I'll need to get back downstairs too. God, I wish I could download this one song, but it's impossible to find. I know, I'm a horrible, horrible person for (*gasp!*) downloading my music, but it's not as though most of the stuff I'm finding could be found even at a relatively good music store in town. I feel so lethargic. Need to lie down.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 15 September 2003 19:12 (twenty years ago) link

Dammit, should have inhaled that bag of crisps. WHY didn't I buy them? No cake, no chocolate. What I wouldn't give for cherry whips, and RIGHT NOW.....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 15 September 2003 19:16 (twenty years ago) link

I feel like I'm drowning in the air, can't breathe, like a heavy weight is right here and I can't breathe, can't breathe, can't breathe

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 15 September 2003 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

New Answers isn't updating for me (I'm not asking for moderator attention, it's probably on my end), so I'm sitting here clicking on threads to guess what's being posted on. It's kind of fun.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 September 2003 19:46 (twenty years ago) link

DOWN THROUGH THE HEAVENS
CHOKE IN THE COTTON CLOUDS
ARTIC SHEETS AND FIELDS OF WHEAT
I CAN'T STOP COMING DOWN

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 19:46 (twenty years ago) link

fuck it, this is not worth my time.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 15 September 2003 20:30 (twenty years ago) link

Joy is a huge bowl of chili and cheese with hot, piping biscuits

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 15 September 2003 20:33 (twenty years ago) link

I'm thinking I'm going to have to do something horrible to someone I love (but am not in love with) at some point in the very close future and it's giving me a headache.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 September 2003 20:36 (twenty years ago) link

This cellular phone thingie is madness, sheer madness!

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 September 2003 22:14 (twenty years ago) link

"Animals' keyboard player Alan Price would later admit that he thought Margo Crocitto was a better keyboardist than himself, "When I heard Margo play the organ, I felt like going out and getting drunk."

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 04:17 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.aurealm.com//womenpics/goldie_g03.jpg

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 04:33 (twenty years ago) link

whoaa, who's that?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 05:01 (twenty years ago) link

goldie and the gingerbreads!!

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 05:02 (twenty years ago) link

What will go in the play room of our new house. Table football, playstation, big ass tv & dvd player, decks, all the records & cds in the house, erm....

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 06:58 (twenty years ago) link

nick-nacks!

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 07:00 (twenty years ago) link

must...stop...posting...must...go back to...writing book...

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 07:09 (twenty years ago) link

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. fuck.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 07:58 (twenty years ago) link

I am horribly, miserably, unmistakeably (sp?) confused at the moment, and I don't like it.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 11:21 (twenty years ago) link

What on earth is an oyster card?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 11:22 (twenty years ago) link

goddamn ISP -- shut down right as i was talking to several people at once and drunk...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 11:41 (twenty years ago) link

getting home+snuggling on the sofa+watching tv all evening+some yummy food=my perfect evening tonight!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 12:44 (twenty years ago) link

I wonder if anyone has read every single post on this crazy thread...

I'm listening to music in my head and staring out the window. I'm wondering what will become of the 'preggo assistant,' as I like to call her (on here anyway). I wonder what I'm supposed to be working on.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 12:50 (twenty years ago) link

I'm at work, why? (I mean, I know why and all, but still.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 14:41 (twenty years ago) link

I wonder when I should tell my work that I'm quitting and moving to Chicago? If I plan to make my last day the day before Christmas break (I think that would be like Dec. 23), I think I'll tell them at the beginning of October, or maybe the middle, so they have plenty of time to find someone to replace me and maybe I can help train them. I know they're not going to freak out and fire me or get mad or anything, because they're not like that. But I don't want to tell them so far ahead of time that it's weird and uncomfortable, like "Oh, what are you still doing here?"

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 14:45 (twenty years ago) link

WANT>>> TO PUNCH.... EVERYTHING!>@L!J@#>!@J#>@!>J#@!K> GRRR!!!!

― Sarah MCLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 14:53 (twenty years ago) link

I'm psyched that in late August I made some people's day and have no idea how!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 18:02 (twenty years ago) link

man, i don't want to be here right now.

i wish i could just be hiding under a desk.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 18:20 (twenty years ago) link

also, i'll have 150 bagels, please.

to go.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 18:45 (twenty years ago) link

I'll join Jeremy on both counts.

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 18:46 (twenty years ago) link

Frigging computers. Now I'll have to say a warning for my blog. Where's that sledgehammer?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 19:06 (twenty years ago) link

I've revived enough threads, I'm not gonna try to remember which alcohol one it was on -- but dude, who was it who mentioned Patron tequila? I want to say it was Milo. Anyway -- good call. I picked some up when I did a cream liqueur run. I still like Sauza, and I'm not sure I'd really say one is better than the other (although, in shots, Sauza Hornitos tastes unlike any other tequila I've had) -- they're just very, very good in slightly different ways.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 04:22 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.mercuryarchive.com/1957to1960/1959MercuryParkLane-cover.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 05:39 (twenty years ago) link

30 days!

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 06:05 (twenty years ago) link

Oh i wish it was the w/e. I am so tired & I am looking forward to spending quality time with my boy & doing nothing but hang around the house. Only going out for supplies of beer, wine & food!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 09:42 (twenty years ago) link

God I hate that f@#king elt0n j0hn song. So some dj played an old song, so f@#king what? Does that mean we have to be subjected to this terrible shit forever? aaarrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 10:03 (twenty years ago) link

Will the expression "rock you like a hurricane" be inapropriate for the next week?

OH MY GOD. It's almost 10 am and I haven't had my coffee!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 12:40 (twenty years ago) link

oh my god indeed!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 13:07 (twenty years ago) link

luncheon @ swanky social club w/ dark oak bar. black russians for her, scotch for him. eastern long island. early autumn. they're on their way into town to see a play.

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 19:03 (twenty years ago) link

mmmmmmmmmmmmm black russians aaaaaaaaaaaaahh

― homer drool now (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 19:11 (twenty years ago) link

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