Check, Change, Go.
oh, lauren, what are you doing?
the sky adverts were bad enough.
― koogs, Thursday, 23 July 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link
You can shove "Come Together" up your arse
Cunt who voices the Weetabix advert better hope we're never introduced
― The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 August 2020 12:33 (three years ago) link
(that's Nick Frost, Mike from Spaced)
― koogs, Saturday, 8 August 2020 13:13 (three years ago) link
Excellent, yet another reason to despise him
― The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 August 2020 13:23 (three years ago) link
I didn't realise that was actually Danny Dyer's daughter in that Surf advert.
― Mud... jam... failure (aldo), Saturday, 8 August 2020 15:12 (three years ago) link
Any of several ads in which adults with camera phones behave like giddy toddlers because they're allowed to eat fast food again
― or something, Saturday, 8 August 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link
Hey Google? Play my whales mating playlist.
― peace, man, Monday, 24 August 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link
Brb, have to withdraw all my money from Lloyd's bank.
― koogs, Saturday, 29 August 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link
"My favourite is the cottage pie. No; the lasagne."
― koogs, Thursday, 3 September 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link
In the spirit of responsible posting I'm not going to describe the violence I've fantasised about inflicting on the new Asda advert man
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 September 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link
Shot and edited on iPhone
(Additional software and hardware used)
― koogs, Monday, 14 September 2020 01:29 (three years ago) link
you wait ages for an advert for underwear made from bamboo and then two come along at once.
the 'isn't it good to share' mobile phone advert is misleading, i think - in all the examples you see the thing (pizza, bicycle, sandwiches...) being shared grows in size before the sharing, which isn't the case with your data.
― koogs, Saturday, 19 September 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link
gee willikins the current Sainsbury's advert is bad bad bad
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 September 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link
These Nationwide "poets" aren't even trying any more are they?
― Mille scampeaux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link
"I am not a poetLiving is the poem..."
― Mark G, Monday, 28 September 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link
I should probably stop watching re-runs of Star Trek TNG on the Horror Channel, but for inexplicable algorithmic reasons during the breaks they show a Barbie ad, which is truly stroke-inducing in its twee awfulness
― Neil S, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 09:43 (three years ago) link
the girl imagining she's giving a lecture? horrible
― Notes on "Scamp" (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 10:31 (three years ago) link
that's the one!
― Neil S, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 10:35 (three years ago) link
The guy in the latest nationwide ad had managed to achieve the most hateable hair and beard combination I've ever seen, I can't even look at him
― or something, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 10:55 (three years ago) link
I agree, but I am ashamed to admit that his joke is... almost funny?
― Neil S, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 11:02 (three years ago) link
I'm sorry but I can't get past his head
― or something, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 11:17 (three years ago) link
it's not a joke, it's a poem
apparently
― Notes on "Scamp" (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 11:45 (three years ago) link
apparently poems are just saying stuff now
I went for a big shit this morningIt's great having a house with a bogCheers Nationwide
― Notes on "Scamp" (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 11:46 (three years ago) link
that particular one doesn't make me want to permanently deafen myself like all the others, so that's something
― Neil S, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 12:37 (three years ago) link
wait, the hateable yoga ad or the equally hateable bedroom door ad?
― koogs, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 12:43 (three years ago) link
The one with a man who's head would look the same if it was put on upside down
― or something, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 12:47 (three years ago) link
The worst recent poem is the woman given a cake in the coffee shop.
― pedantly admonishment (aldo), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 12:49 (three years ago) link
still feel like Jonny Fluffypunk takes the cake for being called Jonny Fluffypunk
― Notes on "Scamp" (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 12:51 (three years ago) link
cake one very bad but brother coming in my bedroom one even worse for just saying stuff
― Notes on "Scamp" (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 12:52 (three years ago) link
Poll?
― or something, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:20 (three years ago) link
remember when all the adverts were fake zoom calls with the asian one forgetting to unmute and the obligatory pet interruption at the end? seems like a million years ago.
the meta go-compare ads need to stop.
― koogs, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 19:14 (three years ago) link
has anybody noticed on the current Vanish carpet cleaner ads that the voiceover dude says "revive carpets" in this really weird aggro way?
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 19:18 (three years ago) link
Not everybody likes Christmas Lisa
― Ward Fowler, Friday, 20 November 2020 10:04 (three years ago) link
Depends what she bring to da partie
― Mark G, Friday, 20 November 2020 13:01 (three years ago) link
the one with a lot of presumably newly-wiped arses walking away is a bit odd.
― koogs, Friday, 20 November 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link
"odd" is one word, "absolutely rank and i'd like to murder everybody responsible" is some more words
― Bandscamp Fryday (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 November 2020 15:36 (three years ago) link
ah, perfume advert season, time for random music choices. "Cheree" - beautiful, perfect. "Where Is My Mind?" - still really love you despite being a lazy cunt's cliche. The "She Done a Bad Bad Thing" song - get tae fuck with your white twat blues bollocks I used to think you was the worst thing ever recorded. Until: are they called Dead Weather? I dunno. That Jack White thing with the cunt out of Deadpool or whatever. I hope everybody in the vicinity of wherever that shit was recorded dies and goes to hell.
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 December 2020 14:02 (three years ago) link
haven't seen that one but the Bad Bad Thing one is fucking awful yes
― CP Radio Gorgeous (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 5 December 2020 14:13 (three years ago) link
I thought the song in the perfume ad with Marion Cottilard was a spoof at first but there has never been a medium with less sense of dramatic irony than perfume advertising and this was just another example
― or something, Saturday, 5 December 2020 14:37 (three years ago) link
It's amazing how up themselves perfume adverts are, but that's totally the point of them
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 December 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link
I guess that's what it takes to flog tiny bottles of flowery smelling liquid for 70 quid
― or something, Saturday, 5 December 2020 14:41 (three years ago) link
Well you don't want to wear it ironically
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 December 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link
the JP Gautier one where - gasp!!! - there's a scandal because a supermodel isn't wearing trousers at least doesn't take itself as seriously as the rest of them
― Neil S, Saturday, 5 December 2020 22:08 (three years ago) link
I love JPG so he's allowed
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 December 2020 22:12 (three years ago) link
My theory is that the things with the highest profit margins are the things you see most adverts for, so cars and perfume, lots of disposable money to spend on TV exposure.
(Falls down a bit when you consider all the over 50s life insurance adverts, shampoo, and cheapo supermarkets. Or does it?)
― koogs, Sunday, 6 December 2020 07:51 (three years ago) link
Not at all
― Mark G, Sunday, 6 December 2020 23:44 (three years ago) link
they're also those products with least to actually differentiate themselves from one another and most invested in "the brand", hence an arms race in advertising to try to carve out a market share
― Neil S, Monday, 7 December 2020 09:42 (three years ago) link
co-op and now centrepoint have also started doing the poems in adverts thing. it's a plague.
that dancing on the moon thing and the mad max one are good examples of lots of money being thrown at perfume ads.
the snoop dogg just eat ad is better than it sounds on paper.
― koogs, Friday, 18 December 2020 09:44 (three years ago) link
They are now making the ads in Snoop's absence
― Mark G, Friday, 18 December 2020 09:46 (three years ago) link