Stick around for this sub-thread too
It's all sorts of insanity like that. Last year I went to Cozumel on a dive trip with my dad and brother. The one guy on our boat spent the entire trip grilling me on why I didn't like Donald Trump, and then in the resort pool...— Dr. Buck Mulligan (@MorganBALROG) July 17, 2020
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 20 July 2020 03:40 (four years ago) link
the story is almost certainly fiction but at least it was funny
― call all destroyer, Monday, 20 July 2020 03:45 (four years ago) link
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― I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE DIAPER GOT LOOSE (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 February 2023 02:01 (one year ago) link
i can't turn my <3 into a condom
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2023 04:06 (one year ago) link
the skull and crossbones condom is great because it hurts so badly
― Karl Malone, Friday, 3 February 2023 04:19 (one year ago) link
Deuteronomytip #1016
Circumcise therefore the foreskin of your heart, and put on a heart condom
― soref, Friday, 3 February 2023 09:10 (one year ago) link