i rarely saw any of cuomo's briefings, but i tuned in a couple weeks and he was pointing to a big mountain which i think i had a name? i didn't think much of it at the time, but i see there's a whole lexicon here
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 July 2020 20:47 (five years ago)
How...how is that real? Did someone spill their Mr. Pibb into the simulation server?
― Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Monday, 13 July 2020 20:48 (five years ago)
honestly i appreciate putting "111 days of hell" right in the middle. the whole thing looks like a tin-poisoned alchemist's lab assistant trying to document a local plague
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 July 2020 20:48 (five years ago)
but so they're saying the end state is the river/economy falling into the "sea of division"?
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 July 2020 20:49 (five years ago)
i remain unclear about the boyfriend cliff
― mookieproof, Monday, 13 July 2020 20:52 (five years ago)
TS: octopus vs. Captain
― Blursday the Vagueteenth of Whenember (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 13 July 2020 20:55 (five years ago)
it's a good to touch to have the dog as the anchor of the tug-of-war team, while trump sits watching on a moon and says "it's just the flu" above
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 July 2020 20:56 (five years ago)
xp clearly Captain. Captain is anchoring the tug-of-war team, that is the most important position
I love that the artist who worked on previous Weird Cuomo posters is tweeting he didn’t do this.
― Notes on Scampo (tokyo rosemary), Monday, 13 July 2020 21:02 (five years ago)
Has a little bit of a Crowded House vibe
https://fanart.tv/fanart/music/9854d99f-d954-4c0f-9ae5-58a0cdd885f5/albumcover/the-very-very-best-of-crowded-house-533fdbe647f3e.jpg
http://d24jnm9llkb1ub.cloudfront.net/icpn/00602537703845/00602537703845-cover-zoom.jpg
― Blursday the Vagueteenth of Whenember (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 13 July 2020 21:07 (five years ago)
crowded houses generally to be avoided at this time
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 July 2020 21:59 (five years ago)
Hey now
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 July 2020 23:18 (five years ago)
i c what u did there
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 01:41 (five years ago)
don't dream it's over
― assert (MatthewK), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 02:53 (five years ago)
that's what he did there
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 05:04 (five years ago)
o I am dumm
― assert (MatthewK), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 06:42 (five years ago)
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/07/13/mick-mulvaney-next-stimulus-bill-should-deal-with-covid-19.htmlfuck you, fuck your family.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 15:10 (five years ago)
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 20:06 (five years ago)
It's very Howard Finster.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 20:08 (five years ago)
Pareene wrote about the mountain
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 20:09 (five years ago)
there's more than one answer to these questions
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 20:13 (five years ago)
HORROR SHOW. All 366 detainees were tested for coronavirus at this private ICE prison. Only 19 people tested negative. https://t.co/6EOab8UXaw— Noah Shachtman (@NoahShachtman) July 14, 2020
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 20:19 (five years ago)
It speaks really poorly of huge swaths of mainstream media that Cuomo gets a pass for overseeing the worst COVID outbreak in America mostly because he sells a particular leadership aesthetic—tough-seeming, sardonic, numerate, good at explaining policy, hates Trump sufficiently. https://t.co/yYtUXsw4Vn— Derek Thompson (@DKThomp) July 14, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 20:43 (five years ago)
Not enjoying this round of historical revision on Cuomo. Yeah - he messed up early on for sure, and his budget cuts sure as shit didn't help, but we were all misled from the top down on so many issues, being first and unprepared, PPE shortages, etc. (and being the damn virus epicenter for the country). He ultimately did most things right during lockdown, and now we're doing a lot better than many other states right now.
― Nhex, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 21:20 (five years ago)
seriously, you could all have the assfuck that Alfred and I have.
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 21:31 (five years ago)
hmm
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 21:42 (five years ago)
Cuomo tried to keep things business as usual much too long because capitalism, putting a lot of blood on his hands. That other governors have continued to punch themselves (and us) in the dick for much longer isn’t really a defense of him.
All governors fucked up the response, except for Inslee.
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 21:43 (five years ago)
i appreciate the offer, but i'm good here with my high-class Pritzker
xp
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 21:43 (five years ago)
Who I don’t like all that much but if Biden got the rona and had to step aside (God forbid), I’d be Team Inslee for the nomination.
The Trump administration has ordered hospitals to bypass the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and, beginning on Wednesday, send all coronavirus patient information to a central database in Washington — a move that has alarmed public health experts who fear the data will be distorted for political gain.
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:08 (five years ago)
"no new CORONAVIRUS INFECTIONS IN THE LAST THREE WEEKS"
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:09 (five years ago)
there is no bottom
― sleeve, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:10 (five years ago)
How long before the dead come back to life
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:12 (five years ago)
acc to the rambam the first stage of redemption is entirely within the natural realm and only the second supernatural stage of redemption features wonders like resurrection of the dead
― Mordy, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:16 (five years ago)
All governors fucked up the response, except for Inslee
Oregon's Kate Brown did quite well at first, until the very success of her initial response coupled with the Trump/FOX national disinformation campaign amped up the political pressure on her to reopen. Even then, she tried hard to put in a framework that could cope with the inevitable acceleration of cases. Since then, new cases have accelerated, just as expected.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:16 (five years ago)
Tony Evers did a decent job too
― frogbs, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:20 (five years ago)
acc to the rambam the first stage of redemption is entirely within the natural realm
whoa black betty
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:28 (five years ago)
lol Mordy
xps Aimless as I'm sure you're aware Brown has been cracking down again as of yesterday (masks will be required in public where distancing is not possible as of tomorrow, no gatherings of more than 10 indoors I think?), which I'd imagine we both eagerly welcome. I agree that she's done the best she could under the circumstances.
― sleeve, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 00:16 (five years ago)
Yes. Brown is tweaking and tightening. With the public mood as it is I don't think there is much hope for broad public cooperation with any truly strict lockdown measures. However, in about a week I hope to be in a wilderness so remote that distancing will be measured in miles!
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 00:34 (five years ago)
nice!
― sleeve, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 01:12 (five years ago)
"Eat Your Neighbors!" should absolutely be the Trump 2020 slogan. https://t.co/mP55RhNtVE— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) July 14, 2020
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 01:32 (five years ago)
you know, i think rush makes a lot of very good points in that video
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 01:36 (five years ago)
especially the long comparison to the 1918 flu and how stoically everyone took it. what's the big deal? why can't we beat as tough as 1918 people? after all, isn't the rest of the world also finding it as impossible to deal with as we are? it's not like the rest of the world is in the year 2020 but we are still figuring out how to get 1918 tough, right?
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 01:38 (five years ago)
$50M a year for that guy
why can't we beat as tough as 1918 people?
i'd like to issue a correction for this typo, as well as an apology
Why can't we beat it as tough as 1983 people?
― Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 01:39 (five years ago)
1/ The investigation of Missouri hair stylists who cut hair while infected + masked published todayOf 139 exposed clients, 67 agreed to PCR testing- 0 positive.Stylist A's husband, daughter, son-in-law, & roommate all became infected, PCR +#COVID19https://t.co/8Xey8BUebn— Abraar Karan (@AbraarKaran) July 14, 2020
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 02:22 (five years ago)
they were so tough that they died by the millions worldwide. best estimates are that 1% of all humans died within about 20 months.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 02:56 (five years ago)
and no one talked about it!
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 02:56 (five years ago)
it was on Drudge Report
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 02:58 (five years ago)